Witty Profiles

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1. My boy side
[x] I love hoodies
[x] I love jeans
[] Dogs are better than cats
[] It’s hilarious when people get hurt
[] Shopping is torture
[] Sad movies suck
[] I own a car racing game

[] I played with hot wheels cars as a kid
[] At some point in time I wanted to be a firefighter
[] I own a ds, ps2, ps3, or n64
[] I used to be obsessed with power rangers
[x] I have watched sports on tv
[] Gory movies are cool
[] I go to my dad for advice
[] I hate drama
[] I own like a trillion baseball caps
[] You used to collect hockey cards
[] Baggy sweats are cool to wear
[] It’s kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people
[] Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of my favorite colors
[] I love to go crazy and not care what people think
[] Sports are fun (HELL TO THE NO)
[] I talk with food in my mouth
[] I sleep with my socks on at night
[] I have fished at least once

2. My girl side
[x] I love to shop
[] I wear eyeliner
[x] I wear the color pink
[] I go to my mom to talk
[] I consider cheerleading a sport
[] I hate wearing the color black
[x] I like going to the mall
[] I like getting manicures and/or pedicures
[x] I like wearing jewelry
[] I cried watching/reading the notebook
[x] Dresses are a big part of my wardrobe
[x] Shopping is one of my favorite hobbies
[] I don’t like the movie Star Wars
[x] I am/was in gymnastics
[x] It takes me around/over one hour to shower and get dressed
[] I smile a lot more than I should
[x] I have more than 10 pairs of shoes
[x] I care about what I look like
[x] I like wearing dresses when I can
[x] I like wearing high heel shoes
[] I used to play with dolls as little kid
[x] I like putting make-up on others
[x] I like being the star of everything

3. Appearance
[] I am shorter than 5′7″
[] I have many scars
[] I tan easily
[x] I wish my hair was a different color
[] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color
[] I have a tattoo
[x] I am self-conscious about my appearance
[x] I’ve had/have braces
[x] I’ve been told I’m attractive by a complete stranger
[] I have more than two piercings
[] I have/had piercings in places besides my ears

4. Experiences
[x] I’ve gotten lost in my city
[] I’ve seen a shooting star
[] I’ve wished on a shooting star
[] I’ve seen a meteor shower
[x] I’ve gone out in public in my pajamas
[] I’ve pushed all the buttons on an elevator
[x] I’ve kicked a guy where it hurts
[] I’ve been to a casino
[x] I always get mistaken as older than I actually am
[] I’ve been skydiving
[] I’ve gone skinny-dipping
[] I’ve drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour
[] I’ve crashed a car
[] I’ve been skiing
[x] I’ve been in a musical
[x] I’ve caught a snowflake or snow on my tongue
[] I’ve seen the northern lights
[] I’ve sat on a rooftop at night
[] I’ve played a prank on someone
[x] I’ve ridden in a taxi
[x] I’ve seen the rocky horror picture show
[] I’ve eaten sushi
[] I’ve been snowboarding

. Relationships
[] I’m single
[] I’m in a relationship
[] I’m engaged♥
[x] I'm Crushing
[] I’m married
[] I miss someone right now
[] I played with someones emotions on purpose before
[ ] I’ve gotten divorced
[x] I’ve told someone I loved them when I didn’t
[x] I’ve told someone I didn’t love them when I did

6. Honesty/Crime
[x] I’ve done something I promised someone else I wouldn’t
[x] I’ve done something I promised myself I wouldn’t
[] I’ve snuck out
[x] I’ve lied to my parents about where I am
[x] I’ve cheated while playing a game
[] I’ve ran a red light
[] I’ve witnessed a crime
[] I’ve been in a fist fight
[] I’ve been arrested

7. Death and suicide
[] I’m afraid of dying
[] I hate funerals
[x] I've thought about how I would die
[x] I’ve seen someone/something dying
[x] I've had a near death experience
[] I’ve written a eulogy for myself

8. Random/Love
[x] I do sing
[ ] Stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant
[] I open up to others easily
[] My parents are divorced
[x] I watch the news
[x] I don’t kill bugs
[x] I sing in the shower
[] I am a morning person
[] Ive been abused
[] I paid for a cell phone ring tone
[] I am a sports fan
[] I twirl my hair
[x] I care about grammar
[] I have “?”’s in my screen name
[x] I’ve copied more than 30 songs in a day
[] I bake well
[x] My favorite color is either white, yellow, pink, red, blue, black, purple, or orange
[] I would wear pajamas to school
[] I like Martha Stewart
[x] I know how to shoot a gun
[x] I laugh at my own jokes. cause they’re funny
[] I eat fast food weekly
[] I’ve not turned anything in and still got an A in a certain class
[x] I can’t sleep if there is a spider/roach in the room
[x] I am ticklish
[x] I love white chocolate
[] I bite my nails
[x] I’m good at remembering faces
[] I’m good at remembering names
[] I’m good at remembering dates
[] I honestly have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life
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1. My boy side [x] I love hoodies [x] I love jeans [] Dogs are

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