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evvvannn

Status: listening to music..

Member Since: 22 Jul 2013 05:35pm

Last Seen: 21 Mar 2015 11:42pm

Location: stalking you

Gender: M

user id: 366989

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  1. evvvannn evvvannn
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2015 10:19pm EDT
    A big shoutout to elevators for always picking me up when i'm down.

  2. evvvannn evvvannn
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2015 10:08pm EDT
    That awkward moment when you see the sexiest person ever and you bump into a mirror.

  3. evvvannn evvvannn
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2014 3:14am EST
    I bet you I could stop gambling.

  4. evvvannn evvvannn
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2013 12:03am EST
    Me trying to pull a smooth one:
    Me: "Hey, am I invisible?"
    Girl-no, why?
    Me:"So you CAN see me?"
    Girl-yepp.
    Me:"How about tomorrow night?"
    Girl- ......
    Me: .....
    Me: "No? ... Okay." *walks away*

  5. evvvannn evvvannn
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2013 7:23pm EDT
    Did you hear about the Italian chef that died? He pasta way.... *slaps knee*

  6. evvvannn evvvannn
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2013 7:21pm EDT
    Girl's Status: "Bored" - 83 likes - 32 comments
    My Status: "Just got accepted into Harvard" - 0 likes - 1 comment from Mom: "nerd."

  7. evvvannn evvvannn
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2013 7:08pm EDT
    That awkward moment
    when you look inside your pocket
    and it's not full of sunshine.

  8. evvvannn evvvannn
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2013 1:59pm EDT
    I can tell by your sarcastic
    undertone, rude comments,
    and sheer lack of common
    decency, that you and I
    could be best friends in no
    time.

  9. evvvannn evvvannn
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2013 12:44am EDT
    If you were a drug,
    '
    I'd overdose.

  10. evvvannn evvvannn
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2013 11:18pm EDT
    All my life I thought
    that air was free...
    until I bought a bag
    of chips.

  11. evvvannn evvvannn
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2013 9:51pm EDT
    "In the end
    As you fade into the night
    Who will tell the story of your life?
    And who will remember your last goodbye?
    Cause it's the end and i'm not afraid
    I'm not afraid to die."
    -Black Veil Brides

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