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Me: Hey. Wanna hear a joke about my pènis?
Raven: (Rolls eyes) Sure.
Me: Nevermind. It's too short.
Raven: (Laughing) Oh god. That is. Just. So true.
Me:
Raven:
Me:
Raven: Wanna hear a joke about my püssy?
Me: Why not.
Raven: Forget it. It's pretty fishy.
Me: (Dying) Oh my.. Wanna hear a joke about Linsey Lohan's innocence?
Raven: Yes.
Me: Oh... Sorry, it's non exsistant.
(Both dying by now)
Raven: Wanna hear a joke about Chris Brown?
Me: Of course
Raven: No. You know what. It's pretty unimportant.
Me: Oh my god. Wanna hear a joke about our maturity?
Raven: Please.
Me: Ugh. You sure? It's pretty low.


This is what's become of my Saturday nights.
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Me: Hey. Wanna hear a joke about my pènis? Raven: (Rolls

135 faves · 19 comments · Sep 28, 2013 10:59pm

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Girl_Who_Waited · 1 decade ago
OMG I LOVE THIS I HAVENT STOPPED LAUGHING
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* Sabaism * · 1 decade ago
Glad it brightened up your day♥
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*♥︎Lady Ave♥︎* · 1 decade ago
Who Raven? ;o
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* Sabaism * · 1 decade ago
My sister ;o
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*♥︎Lady Ave♥︎* · 1 decade ago
Oh! Hallo Raven I ishes yr new sisturrrrrr!
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* Sabaism * · 1 decade ago
xD
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meow* · 1 decade ago
Hahahahaha, you guise are hilarious!
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* Sabaism * · 1 decade ago
Ugh. No. She is, yes. xD
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meow* · 1 decade ago
Nuh uh you both are!
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* Sabaism * · 1 decade ago
I wish I was
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meow* · 1 decade ago
You're really hilarious, you always make me smile :) like right now
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* Sabaism * · 1 decade ago
I'm glad I made you smile
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meow* · 1 decade ago
Thank you(:
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* Sabaism * · 1 decade ago
No, thank you.
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meow* · 1 decade ago
Nopes thanks
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* Sabaism * · 1 decade ago
Nopenope. Thankya.
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meow* · 1 decade ago
Nopeys, thank you:)
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* Sabaism * · 1 decade ago
Nah. Thank you.
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meow* · 1 decade ago
Nono thanks you
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