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  1. Little Wolf* Little Wolf*
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2010 9:32pm UTC
    Only ninjas can read this quote.
    Congratulations. If you're reading this, you're a ninja.
    To prove your dedication to the ninja society, please
    favourite this quote, and let the non-ninjas wonder as
    to why this has so many favourites. NINJAS RULE

  2. f0r3v3rm0r3x3 f0r3v3rm0r3x3
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2010 7:27pm UTC
    We met in kindergarten. We were best friends.
    She always told me she loved my eyes. I didn't quite know why.
    I was in love with her, so of course my face lit up immensely whenever she said it.
    She was beautiful, kind, and extremely funny.
    We'd be talking about nothing, and she'd turn to me and whisper,
    "I like your eyes."
    One day, I was playing basketball,
    waiting for her to drive over to my house to have a game with me.
    Suddenly, I got a phone call.
    It was her mom. She was in a panic.
    I couldn't quite understand what she was saying. It sounded like,
    "Aaron, come quick! Kelsey, accident, Main Street! Blood. Come now!"
    I had no clue what happened,
    so I ran to Main Street with my basketball shorts and a tee shirt on.
    I saw Kelsey's mom helplessly crying, waiting for the ambulance to arrive.
    I saw a totaled car, blood everywhere.
    Then I saw her, Kelsey.
    My heart stopped as I frantically ran over to her.
    "Kelsey? Kelsey!" She was unconscious. I started crying.
    I know it isn't very manly, but I couldn't help it.
    Before I could say anymore, the medics took her away,
    the main source of blood coming from her head.
    I went to the hospital that night,
    I went every night.
    in fact, the only time I left was to go out to eat, but that's it.
    The doctors tried getting me to leave, but I refused.
    It was all my fault.
    If it wasn't for me, wanting to play basketball with her,
    she wouldn't be going through this.
    It was already four days, and she hasn't woken up.
    On the fifth day, I saw her eyes gently open.
    "Kelsey?" I called.
    She wasn't quite awake yet.
    Suddenly, doctors came rushing in, telling me I had to wait outside.
    I did, for a few hours.
    One of the doctors finally came out saying,
    "I understand that you're Kelsey's friend, Aaron?"
    "Yes," I whispered.
    He bit his lip.
    "She woke up, she's fine,
    but I'm afraid she has long term memory loss."
    "Are you serious?" I almost shouted.
    "I'm afraid so."
    I didn't meet his gaze. I couldn't.
    I wasn't going to say anything, so he spoke again.
    "You can go see her if you want,
    but she doesn't remember anything, not even her mom."
    I walked in, trembling in horror.
    I saw her. She looked helpless as she slept.
    I waited a few hours, until I saw her eyes opening gently again.
    I expected doctors to run in, rushing me out.
    Instead, she looked me straight in the eyes, and whispered,
    "I don't know you, but I like your eyes."


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  4. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2012 2:33pm UTC
    A conversation I overheard at a barGuy 1: Hey there.
    Guy 2 Hey. What's up?Guy 1: Nothing much. I just want to say you're really cute.Guy 2: Thanks dude!Guy 1: So who are you here with?Guy 2: Oh my girlfriend just went to the bathroom.Guy 1: Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realize you were straight.Guy 2: It's cool, man.Guy 1: You don't mind me calling you cute?Guy 2: Hey, a compliment's a compliment, no matter who it comes from.

  5. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2013 1:28pm UTC
    My brother walked into my room.
    He asked what the worst day of my life was.
    I said 'i dont know.' and he said
    'mine was today.'
    i asked him why and he was silent.
    i said 'did you and your girlfriend break up?'
    he looked up with tears in his eyes and nodded.
    he said 'she broke up with me for logan, my bestfriend.'
    and i hugged him while he cried on my shoulder.
    my heart broke.
    he's only 9.

  6. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2013 2:14pm UTC
    A white m&m comes into a room with candy friends.
    White m&m: ~engages conversation with a mentos and jellybean~
    Jellybean: Hey so where are you from anyway, white m&m?
    White m&m: Oh I'm from that chocolate m&m bag over there!
    Jellybean: Wait... if you're from a CHOCOLATE m&m bag, then why are you white??
    Mentos: OH MY GOD JELLYBEAN, YOU CAN'T JUST ASK CANDIES WHY THEY'RE WHITE

  7. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2013 4:12pm UTC
    Pollen: *accidentally enters my body*
    Immune System: What the hell is that?
    Pollen: Hey, sorry. We got a bit lost. The wind kinda bl--
    Immune System: We're under attack!
    Pollen: What?! No! We just got lo--
    Immune System: Open the floodgates!
    Pollen: The what?
    Mucas Membranes: Sir. All the floodgates?
    Immune System: All of them.
    Pollen: Wait. Wait. You don't...oh sh--
    *dramatic music*
    Me: *sneezes*


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  9. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2013 3:36pm UTC
    Me watching the Hunger Games.
    Effie Trinket: And the girl tribute is... Primrose Everdeen!
    Me: OH MY GOD NO HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE SHE WAS ONLY ENTERED IN ONCE OH MY GOD OH MY GOD NO PRIM NO
    Prim: ~looks around in disbelief, but starts to advance forward~
    Katniss: PRIM!! PRIM!! NO! I VOLUNTEER I VOLUNTEER!!
    Me: OHHH MY GOD OH MY GOD NO KATNISS OMG
    Effie Trinket: Ahh, a volunteer? And what is your name dear?
    Katniss: ...Katniss Everdeen
    Effie Trinket: Let's give a big hand to our first ever District 12 volunteer!!
    District 12: ~gives little hope signal~
    Me: OMG OMG ~cries more than Katniss's family cries for her~

  10. PirateChic97 PirateChic97
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2013 7:40pm UTC
    Who is the one your heart skips a beat for???
    Mine is the school's track star. He's tall with beautiful dark hair and these brown eyes that are kind, but troubled. His birthday is in April. He's a year older than me. We meet in a freshman/sophmore Honor's Biology class. He has a quirky sense of humor. His smile is sweet. He blushes a lot. He has long eyelashes. His laugh is contagious. He's athletic. He likes hot chocolate, but hates coffee. He likes to give gifts, rather than recieve. He likes talking to aldults. He has a calm dispostion. He knows how to fly a plane. He claims he's gonna marry me. He has three older sisters. He's adopted. He likes hugs. Likes dogs better than cats. He smells like cologne, summer, and clean clothes.
    ....feel free to comment and tell me something about him or her....


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  12. dolph* dolph*
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2013 9:28am UTC
    I don't think Anne Frank would have been a Justin Bieber fan.
    The fact that millions of people are following an idiot is the reason she was hiding in an attic in the first place.

  13. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2013 3:29pm UTC
    wow my
    email just called my password weak? yo my password could take you on right now you little punk
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  14. LandonIsWitty LandonIsWitty
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2013 10:49am UTC
    If i text you and you joke around about not liking me i laugh but then at 2:30 in the morning i'll read our texts and over analyze everything and decide that you weren't joking and you probably want to never see me again and you hope i die in a hole and honestly this is probably why i've never had a girlfriend oops.

  15. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2013 1:41pm UTC
    I wouldn't be afraid of spiders if I could just talk to them, ya know?
    Me: Oh, hey woah, this shower is occupied.
    Spider: Oh my gosh, man, I didn't see you there
    Me: We cool?
    Spider: Yeah, yeah, we're cool. I'm just coming down to scope out the tub.
    Me: Oh, that's legit. Hey, you wanna move over some--you're descending right now into the shower stream and I don't want to drown you
    Spider: Hey, thanks bud. I'll be careful.
    Me: So, can I get out now?
    Spider: Sure, sure! Sorry, I'll just move over here
    Me: Thanks. You have a nice night. Don't come into my bedroom, okay?
    Spider: Nah, that's your space. We're cool. Have a great evening.

  16. Cammie Cammie
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2013 3:48pm UTC
    Two blondes were driving to Disneyland...
    the sign said: Disneyland Left. So they started crying & headed home.

  17. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2013 1:52pm UTC
    Want to hear what's creepy about Humpty Dumpty?
    They never said he was an egg.

  18. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2013 1:49pm UTC
    Friend: Next time a blocked number calls you, answer like this--"Jim's wh.ore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe."
    Me: No. How about, "Nashville sp.erm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. How may I help you?"
    Friend: No, you should say--"Henderson's Morgue, you stab em, we slab em. This is Eight Ball speaking."
    Me: I think I should say, "Texas creatorium. You kill 'em, we grill 'em. How can I direct your call?"

  19. br0kenwings br0kenwings
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2013 9:58pm UTC
    Legit reasons to hate Justin Bieber:
    • He said r@pe happens for a reason.
    • When asked to try out veganism, he made a big show of gagging on and spitting out a vegan steak that had been ordered for him.
    • When he visited Anne Franks house, he wrote in the guest book that he hoped “she would have been a belieber”.
    • He’s a spoiled little brat.
    Not legit reasons to hate Justin Bieber:
    • He looks ‘feminine’
    • You think he’s gay
    • His voice sounds ‘feminine’

  20. ShortGirlsDoItBetter ShortGirlsDoItBetter
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2013 4:47pm UTC
    Me: Why don't people like hanging out with me
    Person: Hey, wanna hangout?
    Me: *omfg how do I get out of this*

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