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A white m&m comes into a room with candy friends.
White m&m: ~engages conversation with a mentos and jellybean~
Jellybean: Hey so where are you from anyway, white m&m?
White m&m: Oh I'm from that chocolate m&m bag over there!
Jellybean: Wait... if you're from a CHOCOLATE m&m bag, then why are you white??
Mentos: OH MY GOD JELLYBEAN, YOU CAN'T JUST ASK CANDIES WHY THEY'RE WHITE
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A white m&m comes into a room with candy friends. White m&m:

1088 faves · 19 comments · Apr 21, 2013 2:14pm

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funny · cute · candy · meangirls · mine · youcantjustaskpeoplewhytheyrewhite · candyversion

Thatgirlinthecorner · 6 years ago
This left me so damn confused- I cant even explain it
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thebestsongever · 7 years ago
I WAS SCROLLING THROUGH TOP THIS MONTH AND I LOVE THIS ONE
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thebestsongever · 7 years ago
year *
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Messed up little child :)* · 6 years ago
Same cracked me up
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Livelovemusic11 · 7 years ago
This is amazing :)
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SomebodyDoSomething · 7 years ago
This made my day!!1
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catarina* · 7 years ago
I know I'm pretty stupid when about logic but... can someone explain it to me? XDD I didn't get it :((
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kristabff · 7 years ago
There's a line from the movie Mean Girls where a girl says "Oh my god Karen, you can't just ask people why they're white" (:
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kristabff · 7 years ago
OMG GUYS OMG I LOVE YOU ALL
I GOT EXACTLY 450 NOTIFICATIONS IN 24 HOURS OMFGGG
MY NEW RECORD FOR SURE!

Your guys's comments made me laugh, i'm so happy you guys like it ;D
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TakingTheLibertyWalk · 7 years ago
OMFG HAHA
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kissonthelips · 7 years ago
LOLOL THIS MADE MY LIFEEEE
I acctually showed my mom this but she didn't get it because i forgot she never saw mean girls lol.
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soccer0621 · 7 years ago
At first I wasn't sure where you were going with this but once I got to the end I died!!!! XD so funny!
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MissOpportunist · 7 years ago
Sitting in IT secretly on Witty and then just like exploding laughing at this!! LOL!!!! Made my day  thanks

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spence* · 7 years ago
THIS MADE MY DAY <3333
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ThisIsMe943 · 7 years ago
This just made my life XDD
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the_next_houdini · 7 years ago
Haha luv this site already <3
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weirddd · 7 years ago
Lol
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helloimasmileface · 7 years ago
Lol!!! Good one
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BrokenTwilight · 7 years ago
Bwaahahah :)
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