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Friend: Next time a blocked number calls you, answer like this--"Jim's wh.ore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe."
Me: No. How about, "Nashville sp.erm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. How may I help you?"
Friend: No, you should say--"Henderson's Morgue, you stab em, we slab em. This is Eight Ball speaking."
Me: I think I should say, "Texas creatorium. You kill 'em, we grill 'em. How can I direct your call?"
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Friend: Next time a blocked number calls you, answer like this--"Jim's

405 faves · 9 comments · Apr 28, 2013 1:49pm

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funny · friend · random · blockednumber

*Elena;~ ♥* · 7 years ago
Hello, this is Nashville's bank. You jack it, we pack it! How may we help you today?
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abkamel* · 7 years ago
...I've actually used the first one before...
Is that bad?
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amazed* · 7 years ago
This is Joe's pizzeria and abortion clinic, your loss is our sauce, how may we help you today? (;
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Hale_Storm18 · 7 years ago
I'M CRYING OMFG
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heyzadiva · 7 years ago
Lol i saw this on tumblr over a month ago
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Hale_Storm18 · 7 years ago
http://media.tumblr.com/556d038fc9e48dbbab585cf811dea0c3/tumblr_mlz1c4Nbxm1snm6x8o1_400.gif
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MissAmerica7595 · 7 years ago
ahahaa Jensen!! <33
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Hale_Storm18 · 7 years ago
I know xD <333
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chocomickey14 · 7 years ago
Those are hilarious
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