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capsized*
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September 7, 2014 7:38pm UTC

taylor swift could make a screamo album all in spanish and she’d still be categorized as a country artist

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Dishonored*
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September 7, 2014 7:52pm UTC

GUYS, today I had a first "date" (I think),
held hands for the first time, cuddled for the
first time, and kissed for the first time. I'm 19,
almost 20, and I'd just like to say FINALLY.

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Vinita*
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September 7, 2014 7:36pm UTC

We're just two awkward beings looking for comfort in each others arms

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TheJokerHasArrived
posted a quote
September 7, 2014 7:32pm UTC

One time, I smashed my face into the keyboard and accidentally wrote the fourth Twilight book.

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capsized*
posted a quote
September 7, 2014 7:34pm UTC

if i was famous i would just knock on peoples doors and be like hello yes its me

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TheJokerHasArrived
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September 7, 2014 7:18pm UTC

I joined this website seven or eight minutes ago and Steve has already started following me.
#TheJokersGotSwag

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
September 14, 2013 5:39pm UTC

If you ever need a friend remember I will always be here for you
Especially when you're
(ಥ ̯ ಥ) Upset
(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡 Angry
ヽ(ﾟДﾟ)ﾉ Scared
ლ(╹◡╹ლ) Happy
∩(︶▽︶)∩ Excited
ᕙ(⇀‸↼‶)ᕗ Being tough
(((*°▽°*)八(*°▽°*)))♪ (︶︹︺) Making me a third wheel
(•⊙ω⊙•) Weird
(◕‿◕✿) Girly
(ɔˆ ³(ˆ⌣ˆc) In love
ԅ(≖‿≖ԅ) Tickling me
ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) Desperate
(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ Fangirling
ლ(இ益இლ Ugly
ͼ(ݓ_ݓ)ͽ Meditating
༺‿༻ Out of this world
(づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ Being sweet
(￣。￣)～ｚｚｚ Lazy
(⊙﹏⊙) Insane
(づ￣ ³￣)づ Overly affectionate
( ´ิ(ꈊ) ´ิ) Plotting
ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ Showing off
٩(͡๏̮͡๏)۶ Super happy
ಠ~ಠ Confused
(｡♥‿♥｡) Crushing
(˘‿˘ʃƪ) Lovely
(ง'̀-'́)ง Sticking up for me
ͼ(ݓ_ݓ)ͽ Shutting me out
ミ●﹏☉ミ Out of the loop
(✖╭╮✖) Dead

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spence*
posted a quote
December 1, 2013 12:53pm UTC

parent: *yells at you for 20 minutes*
parent: why are you crying

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happiest*
posted a quote
September 12, 2013 3:28pm UTC

my grandma put a little piece of her birthday cake in the garbage can and i was like why the heck did you do that and she said “it’s important to leave some for the raccoons because what if it’s a raccoon’s birthday and no one remembers??”

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happiest*
posted a quote
September 10, 2013 2:44pm UTC

it has been 16 years and i still don’t know what to do with my hands during pictures

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
September 17, 2013 4:21pm UTC

If I were a girl I'd probably just use my period to get away with everything
My boss: Charlita! Why didn't you do this project when I asked you to???
Me: I'm on my period.
My boss: You should go home and get some rest.
My boss: Completely paid for.
My boss: Actually take the whole week off.
My boss: And you know? Take my car.
My boss: Just don't scratch it.
My boss: Actually, go ahead and scratch it. I don't care.
My boss: Just leave.

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bye*
posted a quote
September 13, 2013 5:29pm UTC

tiny little turn ons:
- people leaning against walls with one shoulder while they talk
- catching somebody turning away smiling at a joke you made
- people who linger on a hug for just a second after you let go
- somebody glancing at your lips while you’re talking

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*Elena;~ ♥*
posted a quote
September 23, 2013 6:22pm UTC

A Dairy Queen employee witnessed a blind customer
drop a $20 bill and a woman picked it up and placed
it in her purse. The employee politely asked her to give it
back and when she refused, he asked her to leave the
restaurant. The employee then took a $20 bill out of
his own wallet and gave it to the man.
Ladies and gentlemen, there is hope for the human race.

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Cammie
posted a quote
October 20, 2013 1:50pm UTC

in homeroom one day some girl left her unopened pad on the floor
and this guy picked it up and unwrapped it. he then went to our homeroom teacher and asked,
"why is there a diaper on the floor?"
my homeroom teacher just stared and him and said "throw it away... just throw it away."

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happiest*
posted a quote
November 25, 2013 3:42pm UTC

omg so in one of my morning classes this girl was eating a banana and the professor was like “dO YOU HAVE ENOUGH TO SHARE” and the giRL PULLS LIKE EIGHT BANANAS OUT OF HER BOOKBAG

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happiest*
posted a quote
October 26, 2013 4:07pm UTC

I babysit for a girl who use to think her mom’s name was “my love” because her dad said it so often to her and that’s just freaking cute I can’t

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BravoSierra
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November 22, 2013 12:07am UTC

mom: brianna, why is there a guy climbing up to your balcony?
me: he's my romeo coming to find his juliet.
me: just kidding call the cops.

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glitter162*
posted a quote
September 29, 2013 3:44pm UTC

Looks like Billy Ray put
too much loco in Miley's hot cocoa

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happiest*
posted a quote
November 22, 2013 3:11pm UTC

apparently this kid at our school saw a kitten before getting on the bus so he just. picked it up. and stuffed it in his hood and he had it in the hood the entire day and it just took naps and he fed it his milk during lunch and every time the cat meowed one of the other kids would like cough or sneeze or shuffle so the teacher couldnt hear it and he even let it walk around on the tables in one class and the teacher never saw it it was so precious life is amazing

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