TheJokerHasArrived

TheJokerHasArrived
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September 14, 2014 7:25pm UTC

I love my profile picture.
Its so manly. :')

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TheJokerHasArrived
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September 14, 2014 7:21pm UTC

My boyfriend told me to lose weight.
I told him to get out of my house.

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TheJokerHasArrived
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September 14, 2014 7:15pm UTC

I'm not being mean.
I'm being honest.
There's a difference between being mean and being honest.

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TheJokerHasArrived
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September 14, 2014 7:12pm UTC

I think its hilarious when somebody acts as if they're special when really they're just like everybody else.
They shower naked.
They breathe oxygen.
They eat and drink to survive.
They pick their nose sometimes.
They're nothing special.

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TheJokerHasArrived
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September 8, 2014 6:48pm UTC

"I'm going to be forever alone. I'm going to live all by myself in a cabin in the middle of the woods with seventy nine cats. Boohoo. Poor me."
Okay.
First of all, just because you're 12-17 years old and you don't have a boyfriend it doesn't mean you're going to be forever alone.
You know that you're not going to be forever alone.
You know that you're not going to be forever alone.
Stop saying that.
Grow the f-ck up.
There is around seven billion people on this planet.
Do you really think you're going to be forever alone?
Do you?
When you say that you're going to be forever alone it isn't cute.
It isn't funny.
Serrriously.

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TheJokerHasArrived
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September 8, 2014 6:15pm UTC

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TheJokerHasArrived
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September 8, 2014 6:10pm UTC

When you wish upon a star, you're actually a few million years late.
The star is dead.
Just like your dreams.

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TheJokerHasArrived
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September 7, 2014 8:05pm UTC

I decided to save money for gasoline by towing my car.
Does anybody know how I can get my car back?

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TheJokerHasArrived
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September 7, 2014 8:03pm UTC

You're nine and you have a cell phone?
Who do you call?
Dora the Explorer?

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TheJokerHasArrived
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September 7, 2014 8:00pm UTC

Red, white, and blue represent freedom....
Until they're flashing behind you.

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TheJokerHasArrived
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September 7, 2014 7:58pm UTC

A computer Science student washed his hands with soap and water after removing a virus from his computer.

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TheJokerHasArrived
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September 7, 2014 7:55pm UTC

*At home*.
"Oh. Its raining."
*At school*.
"Holy sh-t! Its raining! Look! Look! You have got to see this! This is the most beautiful and amazing thing I have ever seen in my entire life!"

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TheJokerHasArrived
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September 7, 2014 7:50pm UTC

"Lets all get HIGH...."
*Mother walks in*.
"grades on tests."

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TheJokerHasArrived
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September 7, 2014 7:37pm UTC

"You should've come with us!"
Well then.
You should of invited me to come you filthy Muggle.

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TheJokerHasArrived
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September 7, 2014 7:32pm UTC

One time, I smashed my face into the keyboard and accidentally wrote the fourth Twilight book.

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TheJokerHasArrived
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September 7, 2014 7:28pm UTC

To get your children's attention, stand in front of the television.