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br3nd0n
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November 6, 2012 6:41pm UTC

I recited
the whole movie of "Mean Girls" to my older sister, and she laughed, gave me a hug and said that I'm the best brother ever.
I'm so confused, it that good or bad

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imjustonegirl
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May 16, 2012 7:02pm UTC

Practicing your signature
over and over again, just incase you become famous.

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wHaLeSoNgS
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May 16, 2012 5:32pm UTC

Average girl at my school: Last night I went to the mall and bought a really exposing tank top for $200. Then I went to Jimmy's house and we hard core made out and I took selfies with my besties. But then, ohmygod, some girl on facebook was totally on me for being a sl*t. Wtf?
Me: Last night I bought some pita chips. Then I ate them. Then I stroked my cat.

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givingyoumyheart
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May 16, 2012 4:31pm UTC

Police: "Open up!"
Me: "No! You're gunna yell at me!"

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hihelloimrachel
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May 16, 2012 2:20pm UTC

Dude, are you throwing stones at my window? What do you have a phone for?
nmq/nmf
Okay, sorry, you're right.
Did you just throw your phone at my window?
nmq/n

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Midnightx
posted a quote
May 16, 2012 4:02pm UTC

&&Who else remembers-
Pop it, lock itk, polka dot it
Country fivi'n, hip hop it
Put your hawk in the sky
Move side to side
Jump to the left, stick it, glide
Zig zag cross the floor
Shuffle in diagonal
When the drums hit hand on your hips
One footed 180 twist

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Katherine *
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May 16, 2012 2:31pm UTC

"So five teenagers in the house, who washes the dishes?"
Niall:"The dishwasher."

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pleasespeaktomyface
posted a quote
May 16, 2012 3:02pm UTC

Heart: Want.
Brain: No! You got hurt last time.

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BravoSierra
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May 16, 2012 3:07pm UTC

forgeterr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
Awh, how sweet of you.
How many other girls are you saying that to?

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muhnamesbatmann
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May 16, 2012 2:32pm UTC

I wish I saved all the tears I ever cried for you,
So I could f*cking drown you in them.

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gr82bfierce
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May 16, 2012 4:10pm UTC

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pleasespeaktomyface
posted a quote
May 16, 2012 3:12pm UTC

Me: *relaxing*
Bird: *crashes into my window*
Me:
Me:
Me: God is playing Angry Birds.
Me:
Me:
Me: God thinks I'm a pig.

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Meghan*
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May 16, 2012 2:14pm UTC

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mick
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May 16, 2012 2:34pm UTC

Dear single girls reading this,
I feel bad for the guys, because they're missing out on a really beautiful and amazing girl.

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BravoSierra
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May 16, 2012 1:26pm UTC

My friend: Can I ask you for relationship advice?
Me: Sure, but you might end up single.

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pleasespeaktomyface
posted a quote
May 16, 2012 2:50pm UTC

They should invent
a treadmill with a laptop built
in and the internet wouldn't
work unless you were actually
walking and if you wanted to
download something you had
to run and the faster you run
the faster it downloads.
I'd buy it and lose so
much weight.

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karatekid7892
posted a quote
May 11, 2012 11:55am UTC

Sometimes,
the best feeling in the world isn't falling in love,
it's falling out of love with someone who never really loved you. ♥
Format credit to ThatsSoMee/Credit to OneDirection

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cloudysky11
posted a quote
May 13, 2012 10:28pm UTC

Look at me when I'm talking to you
You looking at me, but I'm looking through you
I see the blood in your eyes
I see the love in disguise
I see the pain hidden in your pride
I see you're not satisfied
And I don't see nobody else
I see myself.
I see the truth in your lies
I see nobody by your side
But I'm with you when you are all alone
And you correct me when I'm looking wrong
I see the guilt beneath the shame
I see your soul through your window pane
I see the scars that remain...

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Reader_Aubrey
posted a quote
May 17, 2012 12:59pm UTC

Don't let the fear of striking out,
keep you from playing the game.

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lollypopgrl7
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May 17, 2012 12:49pm UTC

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Somewhere over the rainbow i'll find him just waiting for me! ♥
format by the_An0nym0usXD

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