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br3nd0n

Status: if you follow me because i'm a guy, i swear i am going to bang my head into a wall.

Member Since: 6 Nov 2012 02:04pm

Last Seen: 7 Nov 2012 03:19pm

Gender: M

user id: 337665

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hi, i have a very unusual and somewhat scary obsession with hippos and beanies hbu

status: i want a pet hippo is that too much to ask

she's my bonquiqui

br3nd0n
posted a quote
November 7, 2012 3:55pm UTC

Just because
you don't understand the reason behind something,
doesn't make it wrong.

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br3nd0n
posted a quote
November 6, 2012 6:41pm UTC

I recited
the whole movie of "Mean Girls" to my older sister, and she laughed, gave me a hug and said that I'm the best brother ever.
I'm so confused, it that good or bad

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br3nd0n
posted a quote
November 6, 2012 3:39pm UTC

Whole family: *goes to sleep*
Me: *sneaks downstairs and opens fridge*
Me: *hears a noise, falls over a chair, hits head, breaks a lamp and kills a cat*

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br3nd0n
posted a quote
November 6, 2012 2:15pm UTC

Hi
Hey
So...what's up?
This conversation is over.

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