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karatekid7892

1. karatekid7892
   posted a quote
   September 13, 2012 5:17pm UTC
   me: party at my house everyone bring your laptops
   
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2. karatekid7892
   posted a quote
   August 29, 2012 4:44pm UTC
   no. go away.
   
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3. karatekid7892
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   August 29, 2012 4:21pm UTC
   *started high school today*
   everyone: omg i love high school this is great lolz;*
   me: ...can I just get pregnant and drop out?
   
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4. karatekid7892
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   August 27, 2012 5:13pm UTC
   me halfway through anything: i don't want to do this anymore
   
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5. karatekid7892
   posted a quote
   August 27, 2012 5:00pm UTC
   b u t m a y b e y o u ' r e h o p i n g f o r a f a i r y t a l e, t o o . ♥
   
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6. karatekid7892
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   August 23, 2012 2:49pm UTC
   me two years ago: must like every facebook page
   me now: must unlike every facebook page
   
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7. karatekid7892
   posted a quote
   August 22, 2012 7:35pm UTC
   » i f you ever loved somebody ♥
   put your hands up, [n o w t h e y ' r e g o n e ] and you're wishing you could give them |||||||+
   everything..
   
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8. karatekid7892
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   August 22, 2012 6:56pm UTC
   I clicked on the vent category and it brought me to an Amazon page where I could buy a diary..
   Well played, Steve.
   
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9. karatekid7892
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   August 22, 2012 2:53pm UTC
   fine whatever i'll just date myself.
   
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10. karatekid7892
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2012 9:53am UTC
    EVERYTHING YoU Do
    i s { S U P E R - D U P E R } C U T E , A N D
    I C A N ' T S T A N D I T ♥
    
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11. karatekid7892
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    August 16, 2012 5:39pm UTC
    I thought we were happy together..
    
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12. karatekid7892
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2012 5:35pm UTC
    "I know howhard
    » IT IS TO ♥ WALK AWAY
    (( from everything you've ))
    EVEr KNoWN."
    ~Ice Age 4♥
    
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13. karatekid7892
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    August 15, 2012 11:36am UTC
    mom: *gets into car*
    me: *violently shakes door handle until mom unlocks car*
    
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14. karatekid7892
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    August 13, 2012 9:25am UTC
    Plot twist: Tom Daley is unattractive and unathletic.
    
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15. karatekid7892
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2012 3:39pm UTC
    So her e's to mov ing on,
    it's time to let go. ♥
    nmf
    
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16. karatekid7892
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2012 9:01pm UTC
    everyone at family parties: so do you have a boyfriend
    
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17. karatekid7892
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2012 8:04pm UTC
    I hate the
    not knowing.
    
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18. karatekid7892
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2012 8:02pm UTC
    but if something was really
    important,fate made sure
    i t s o m e h o w c a m e b a c k
    and gave you another chance.
    ~Sarah Dessen
    
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19. karatekid7892
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2012 9:49am UTC
    I think I've finally had enough,
    I think I maybe think too much.
    I think this might be it for us,
    Blow me one last kiss..
    
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20. karatekid7892
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2012 7:40pm UTC
    hey i just met you
    and this is loco
    but here's 4 candies
    you go glen coco
    
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