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1. hihelloimrachel
   posted a quote
   November 4, 2012 12:32pm UTC
   Follow me on twitter Wittians. I'll follow everybody back!
   @r_schollmeier
   
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2. hihelloimrachel
   posted a quote
   June 23, 2012 3:46pm UTC
   These days,
   losing your phone is more dramatic than losing your virginity.
   
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3. hihelloimrachel
   posted a quote
   June 23, 2012 3:40pm UTC
   Mocking people in a voice they don't even have. Who else does this?
   
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4. hihelloimrachel
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   June 18, 2012 8:48pm UTC
   I dropped my laptop in the water the other day. It's a dell, rolling in the deep.
   
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5. hihelloimrachel
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   June 18, 2012 8:42pm UTC
   "I miss myspace!" -No One ever
   
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6. hihelloimrachel
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   May 29, 2012 1:54pm UTC
   Harry Potter is about confronting fears, finding innner strength, and doing what is right in the face of adveristy. Twilight is about how important it is to have a boyfriend.
   
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7. hihelloimrachel
   posted a quote
   May 29, 2012 1:52pm UTC
   How to save the world:
   1) Make a document in Microsoft Word called "The world"
   2) Save it
   
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8. hihelloimrachel
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   May 29, 2012 1:51pm UTC
   "A dream inspired me to write Twilight."-Stephanie Meyer
   "It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget how to live."-Albus Dumbledore
   
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9. hihelloimrachel
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   May 16, 2012 2:20pm UTC
   Dude, are you throwing stones at my window? What do you have a phone for?
   nmq/nmf
   Okay, sorry, you're right.
   Did you just throw your phone at my window?
   nmq/n
   
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10. hihelloimrachel
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2012 3:32pm UTC
    me: got an A on my chem test
    mom: WTF, honey great job!
    me: mom, what do you think WTF means?
    mom: well, that's fantastic
    parents should not text.
    ------------♥------------
    not my format
    
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11. hihelloimrachel
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    May 7, 2012 5:31pm UTC
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    "The trouble with quotes on the internet is that you can never know if they are genuine."
    -Abraham Lincoln
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12. hihelloimrachel
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2012 7:09pm UTC
    When I was little,
    I always wondered if I'd be pretty in high school. Now, I wonder if the past me would find the present me to be pretty. Anyone else?
    
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13. hihelloimrachel
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    April 25, 2012 7:04pm UTC
    Q: on a scale of 1 to 10, how obsessed with harry potter are you?
    A: nine and three quarters. ;)
    only harry potter fans will get it.
    
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14. hihelloimrachel
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    March 25, 2012 1:40pm UTC
    click to see this quote
    
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15. hihelloimrachel
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2012 7:56pm UTC
    Hunger games tomorrow.
    SO. F*CKING. PUMPED.
    I can't even handle it.
    
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16. hihelloimrachel
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2012 2:45pm UTC
    Keep the change you filthy animal.
    ♥if you know what this is from.
    .
    
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17. hihelloimrachel
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2012 2:31pm UTC
    I Tried Something New
    It was called being positive. Unfortunately, the human population made it impossible.
    nmf.
    
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18. hihelloimrachel
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2012 6:56pm UTC
    That depressing moment,
    when you forget who you were about to facebook creep...
    
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19. hihelloimrachel
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2012 1:07pm UTC
    "For what it's worth: it's never too late or, in my case, too early to be whoever you want to be. There's no time limit, stop whenever you want. You can change or stay the same, there are no rules to this thing. We can make the best or the worst of it. I hope you make the best of it. And I hope you see things that startle you. I hope you feel things you never felt before. I hope you meet people with a different point of view. I hope you live a life you're proud of. If you find that you're not, I hope you have the strength to start all over again."
    - Benjamin Button
    
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20. hihelloimrachel
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2012 7:36pm UTC
    whoever inven t ed
    knock knock jokes
    deserves a No-bell prize.
    ♥ if you get it.
    
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