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  1. the_story_left_untold the_story_left_untold
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2013 9:16pm UTC
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    must be skinny. must be skinny.
    I must be.
    I have to be.
    I need to be.

  2. Infinity on high* Infinity on high*
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2013 5:51am UTC
    Plot Twist: the nerdy guy at the back of your science class has a six pack.

  3. Steve Steve
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2013 5:46pm UTC
    "A machine is a great moral educator. If a horse or a donkey won't go, men lose their tempers and beat it; if a machine won't go, there is no use beating it. You have to think and try till you find what is wrong. That is real education." — Gilbert Murray

  4. wanderlusting wanderlusting
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2013 7:57pm UTC
    & we all
    have that one guy friend, we would date in a heartbeat

  5. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2012 11:29pm UTC
    Dear Witty,
    I have a confession and I accept the fact that
    every single one of you are gonna hate me.
    I am not a guy, I am a girl just like most of you are.
    (Please, read on.)
    When I started this account, I made a girl account and a guy
    account. It was an experiment that went too far,
    I just wanted to see the different reactions each would get.
    I planned to end it after about a week,
    but then came the death threats.
    I was literally getting a hundred death threats a day
    when rumors broke that I might be a girl.
    I couldn't handle it.
    I couldn't even tell myself I didn't deserve these
    people telling me to kill myself because they had
    their facts straight, I was a girl.
    The pain was constant and the
    cruel messages went on for months.
    After a while, they slowed down,
    but the fear was still with me.
    I am telling you now
    because I want to be able to tell myself
    I didn't deserve the hatred and believe it.
    I am telling you now
    because I respect my friends on here
    more than I respect my fears.
    I am telling you now
    understanding and accepting that
    i have lost your trust
    i have lost my friends
    i have lost my dignity
    i know.
    i am telling you now
    because you deserve it
    and so do i
    feel free to comment your threats
    but i won't be hurting myself any time soon
    because i can honestly say, i don't deserve it
    Goodbye, Witty

  6. accidentalflirtation accidentalflirtation
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2012 6:17pm UTC
    im on a mission of happiness
    favourite this and i will put your username in a box. and then from new years day, i will pull a name out of the box every single day, i will go on your profile and favourite your quotes, and write a nice comment on your profile.
    i dont care how many people fave, wether is 5 or 500, i'll do them all, and hopefully i make people smile.
    have a wonderful new years my lovelies!

  7. YhuKnowYhuWantSummaDis YhuKnowYhuWantSummaDis
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2012 5:18pm UTC
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  8. imaginationgirl imaginationgirl
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2012 10:57pm UTC
    There's This Girl I Bully,
    she's fat and ugly. Of course. She has zero friends. Like Seriously. She has these
    discusting scars lining her arms and legs and feet. She has major acne on her face
    and rarely even speaks. When she does its usually some messed up sh/t. Nobody likes
    her. I hate her. She always get good grades. She's like a major geek and nerd. She
    is a teachers pet and never acts up in class. I'll call her ugly or fat and remind her of
    her flaws every chance I get. I hope she kills herself. She is thirteen and has never had
    a boyfriend. Like wow. Pathetic. She eats so f/cking much. It would be better for the
    world if she just stopped eating. Or if she killed herself. I sure wouldn't miss her. Lol.
    Her sense of fashion is horrible. She owns no designer brands. She doesn't shop at
    Hollister or Abercrombie or Pink or Victoria's Secret. Her hair is frizzy and thick.
    She is waaay to tall and has quite the muffin top. Ew. God, I hate her.
    But you know what changes this all? This girl.
    She's me.
    nmf/mq

  9. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2012 11:56am UTC
    i hate it when i say i hate everyone and then
    someones like ‘oh except me lol’ ha ha no
    not except you now you made it to the top of
    the list well done

  10. Bravosierra* Bravosierra*
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2012 4:00pm UTC
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  11. Jahyvie Jahyvie
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2012 4:23pm UTC
    You like Rock bands? Oh wait you have never heard of Led Zeppelin, The Rolling Stones, The Who, Aerosmith, The Beatles, Pink Floyd, Metallica, U2, The Eagles, Jimi Hendrix, Queen, Van Halen, Guns 'N Roses, The Greatful Dead, Pearl Jam, Bon Jovi, Soundgarden, AC/DC. But okay you most really appreciate rock music.
    Credit: Jahyvie

  12. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2012 8:56pm UTC
    A moment of silence for all the girls who
    have their period on their wedding day

  13. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2012 8:23pm UTC
    everyone else: i'm getting an ipad and a laptop and
    $300 worth of clothes and...
    me: MASTER HAS GIVEN DOBBY A SOCK

  14. sammy* sammy*
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2012 7:44pm UTC
    Pants without pockets: why
    Pants with fake pockets: okay now you're just being rude


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  16. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2012 6:44pm UTC
    rebecca black: it's friday, friday.
    patrick star: no, this is patrick.

  17. Carly Natasha* Carly Natasha*
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2012 9:42am UTC
    Everybody says you’re not fat, but nobody says you’re skinny.

  18. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2012 10:04am UTC
    skinny friend: omg i wish i was skinny
    smart friend: omg i only got a b+
    athletic friend: omg i wish i could run
    not single friend: omg i hate my boyfriend
    popular friend: omg people always want to hang out with me
    me:
    me:
    me:
    me:
    me: *cries in the shower*

  19. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2012 9:56pm UTC
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  20. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2012 9:58pm UTC
    I JUST REMEMBERED THAT TIME MY PARENTS TOLD ME THAT SANTA RAN OUT OF WRAPPING PAPER SO HE HAD TO BORROW OURS.
    DAD, YOU LIED.

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