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“Hell I’ve always been old but you know what I don’t mind I mean if my muscles ache its cause I’ve used ‘em. It’s hard for me to walk up them steps now because I’ve walked up them every night to lay next to a man who loved me. I got a few wrinkles here and there but I’ve laid under thousands of skies with sunny days. I look and feel this way well cause I drank and I smoked I lived and I loved, danced, sang, sweat and screwed my way through a pretty damn good life. Trust me, getting old ain’t bad. Getting old--it’s earned.” -The Guardian
An old Cherokee told his grandson: "My son, there's a battle between two wolves inside us all. One is Evil. It's anger, jealousy, greed, resentment, inferiority, lies, and ego. The other is Good. It's joy, peace, love, hope, humility, kindness, & truth." The boy thought about it and asked: "Grandfather, which wolf wins?" The old man quietly replied: "The one you feed."
" I was thinking today that we're all gonna die one day and I was thinking of all the things that I take for granted and sometimwes I forget how blessed I am and I just wanted to say that if you're ever feeling down, truly take a moment out of your day to think of everything that you cherish. Go squeeze someone you love, put your heart and soul into that hug, and don't let go until you both can't breathe. Go make a friend with someone completely random, hold the door open for someone, and if they don't even acknowledge you, just smile. Never stop smiling. And if you're ever feeling lost, take a chance. If you've got nowhere to go, any road will get you there. Dance and sing like no ones watchiong. If you like someone, tell them. Laugh at the stupid jokes only you and your best friend find funny, laugh until your stomach hurts. And if you've ever been mean to anyone and never got the chance to say sorry, apologize. Life's too short to waste your time being a jerk. And if people are mean to you for no reason, screw them. Be yourself because nobody else can be. If you wanna cry, cry. Let it out. Expectation is the real all heart ache. The best thing to do is to stop thinking and to just let things happen. And if the world ever makes you feel small, look up at the stars and know someone somewhere is doing the same thing. And just because today might have been a terrible day doesn't mean tomorrow won't be the best day of your entire life. You just have to wake up and get there. We learn from experience that we never really learn anything from experience. We never know what's gonna happen. And that's the thing about life. You just have to breathe in every moment like it's you last. And never look back and regret. A n d a l w ay s s t a y h a p p y . "
A guy out there was meant to be the love of your life, your best friend, your soul mate, the one you can tell your dreams to. He'll smile at you, but he'll never laugh at your heart. He'll brush the hair out of your eyes. Send you flowers when you least expect it. He'll stare at you during the movies, even though he paid $10 to see it. He'll call to say goodnight or just cause he is thinking of you. He'll look in your eyes and tell you, you're the most beautiful girl in the world, and for the first time in your life, you'll believe it.♥
Growing up. I can be a b*tch. I'm so insecure. I hate myself. I'm outspoken. I cry. I'm sensitive. I worry a lot. I make new friends. I lose old friends. I say things i don't mean. I may seem shy. I fall in love. I get hurt. I fall out of love. My heart gets broken. I can't live without music. I want to hang out with my friends a lot. I speak sarcasm, english, and cussing. I like to take pictures with my friends. I spend hours on the computer. I might go through curiosity stages. I might get bad grades. I'll be indescisive. I'll sleep a lot. I'll get mad over the stupidest and smallest things. I'll try to be good enough for other people. I'll be mean. I'll be sweet. I'll change my mind a lot. I'll hate certain things. I might want to starve myself. I might want to cut myself. I'll say i hate you to my parents but never mean it. I'll take things for granted. But, when i grow up this will all change. Right now, i'm just finding myself. I'm not perfect and i will never be. I have flaws but so does everyone. All i'm doing, is growing up ♥ nmf/nmq
To do list: Wear shirt that says “Life.” Hand out lemons on street corner. Hire two private investigators. Get them to follow each other. Major in philosophy. Ask people WHY they would like fries with that. Go into a crowded elevator and say, “I bet you’re all wondering why I gathered you here,” with a straight face. Make vanilla pudding. Put in a mayo jar. Eat in public. Become a teacher. Make a test where every answer is “C.” Enjoy the show. Run into a store, ask what year it is. When someone answers, yell “It worked!” and run out cheering. Buy a horse, name it “Oscar Takes the Lead,” enter it in horse races. Invite someone into your office, turn around in office chair and say, “I’ve been expecting you…” Change name to Simon. Speak in third person. Buy a parrot. Teach the parrot to say, “Help! I’ve been turned into a parrot!” Follow joggers around blasting “Eye of the Tiger” for encouragement.
annoying things to do on an elevator; 1) stand silent & motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off. 2) greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you admiral 3) MEOW occasionally 4) stare at another passenger for awhile. Then announce in horror: "You're one of them." -and back away slowly. 5) say "DING" at each floor 6) make explosion noises when someone presses a button 7) draw a little square on the floor with chalk and then announce to a person "This is my personal space" 8) when there's only one other person on the elavator tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you. 9) drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!" 10) call out a "Group hug" then enforce it.