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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
September 5, 2013 12:09am UTC

WE WERE PLAYING BASKETBALL IN P.E TODAY and our team's defense was failing super badly because me and my friends were talking instead of playing and the teacher goes up to us and says, "girls!!! get on the D or else they'll get it in again!!!"
we laughed so hard that we had to be physically shunned for the rest of the game

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mtndewhm*
posted a quote
September 3, 2013 8:46pm UTC

Hush little laptop don't you cry,
Mommy's gonna find you some more wifi
and if that wifi doesn't work
Momma will destroy the fûcking earth

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happiest*
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August 13, 2013 2:27pm UTC

yeah i guess getting married is a pretty good but have you ever had TWO chocolate bars fall out of the vending machine? anyway.. toast to the happy couple.

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Butterbear
posted a quote
June 29, 2013 2:06am UTC

How do Chinese people name their kids?
They throw a pan down the stairs and sees what
noise it makes. Ping Ting Dong

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
June 29, 2013 12:26am UTC

girl: can i go to the bathroom
female teacher: nope
girl: but it's a /girl issue/
female teacher: oh ok yes, go.
girl: can i go to the bathroom
male teacher: lol no
girl: but it's a /girl issue/
male teacher: oH MY GOD GO GO GO RUN TAKE A FRIEND WITH YOU IF YOU WANT TAKE THE WHOLE CLASS WITH YOU IF YOU WANT I DON'T WANT TO DEAL WITH THIS JUST GO

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dolph*
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June 12, 2013 4:02pm UTC

if somebody dates me i’ll sign it off as community service hours

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Cammie
posted a quote
June 1, 2013 10:37pm UTC

True friends don’t judge each other.
They judge other people..
together.

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glitter162*
posted a quote
May 27, 2013 4:05pm UTC

Sometimes I wonder how many
miles I've scrolled my cursor...

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Rajsonkar
posted a quote
May 7, 2013 3:42am UTC

That walk of shame when you have to put something back in a store after your mom says no

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jimmy365
posted a quote
May 2, 2013 10:55pm UTC

i like online
shopping and putting everything i want in a cart then checking my subtotal and laughing and closing the tab
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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Cammie
posted a quote
April 30, 2013 4:44pm UTC

“I don’t watch TV”
proudly says a person who spends 8 hours a day on the internet

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BlackButterflies
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April 20, 2013 11:23pm UTC

me: *writes HAPPY BIRTHDAY HOPE YOU HAVE A GREAT DAY in really big letters in every birthday card ever because I have no idea what to write but don't want to leave a blank space*

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Rajsonkar
posted a quote
April 19, 2013 5:34am UTC

CAN YOU RELATE? "Dinner is ready"
"Ok coming"
**Stays on the computer**
"DINNER IS READY"
"I SAID I AM COMING"
format credit-rajsonkar

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
April 10, 2013 6:24pm UTC

20 years ago, we had Steve Jobs, Johnny Cash and Bob Hope.
Now we have no jobs, no cash and no hope.
Please God, don't let Kevin Bacon die, too.

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Ash_leigh*
posted a quote
April 7, 2013 1:36pm UTC

Doctor: The more colorful your diet is, the healthier you will be.
Me: *eats bag of jellybeans*
Me: Nailed it

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Eli22b
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April 7, 2013 3:35pm UTC

"And essay should be like a womans skirt, long enough to cover the subject,
but short enough to keep interest." - My Social Studies teacher

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yourcool
posted a quote
April 1, 2013 7:34pm UTC

99.9% of my sentences start with
- oh my god
- yeah
- no
- basically
- wait
- so yeah
- like
- you know
- oh
- uhm
- what
- well
- but
- dude
- listen here you little sh/t

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
April 5, 2013 3:19pm UTC

North Korea, eat a Snickers. You get a little
nuclear terroristic when you're hungry.

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Pluto*
posted a quote
March 19, 2013 2:39pm UTC

The word 'sexy' is no loger censored.
I guess you could say,
Steve just bought sexy back.

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capsized*
posted a quote
February 13, 2013 6:41pm UTC

so he calls me up and he’s like “i still love you” and i’m like “wait are you joe, taylor, lucas, john, cory, toby, jake, zac, garrett, eddie, conor, patrick, or harry?”

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