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  1. Love_Aholic Love_Aholic
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2012 7:14pm UTC
    That kid in class who
    who whispers you the answer when you get called on and you dont know it.
    .. thank you.

  2. Kizzie29 Kizzie29
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2012 5:40pm UTC
    Glen Coco:
    A fictional character who has no dialogue, whose face has never made it on screen, who doesn't serve the plot, and who exists for 2 seconds in one line from a supporting character; he is one of the most memorable and beloved characters from the 2000s.

  3. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2012 3:02pm UTC
    BravoSierra's format
    You know it's cold outside
    When you go outside and it's cold. - Fez

  4. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2012 8:06pm UTC
    emma watson had to quit college
    because everytime she answered a question someone said: "5 points to Gryffindor."

  5. Ali_Tex98 Ali_Tex98
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2012 7:41pm UTC
    Stop making villans so attractive
    It makes me question my morals.

  6. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2012 5:03pm UTC
    ''When I saw you
    I fell in love, and
    you smiled
    because you knew...''
    -William Shakespeare

  7. ridemydino ridemydino
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2012 6:49pm UTC
    let's be awkward together. ♥
    ©I_Dont_Know

  8. never_forget never_forget
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2012 4:47pm UTC
    i don’t even understand what makes this website so addicting

  9. I_Dont_Know I_Dont_Know
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2012 8:16pm UTC
    Nothing is impossible?
    Imagine a new color.
    I Dare you.

  10. ThatsJustLifee ThatsJustLifee
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2012 7:07pm UTC
    This poem was written by an African child
    and was nominated for the Best poem of 2005.
    Colour
    When I born, I Black,
    When I grow up, I Black,
    When I go in Sun, I Black,
    When I scared, I Black,
    When I sick, I Black,
    And when I die, I still black,
    And you White fella,
    When you born, you Pink,
    When you grow up, you White,
    When you go in Sun, you Red,
    When you cold, you Blue,
    When you scared, you Yellow,
    When you sick, you Green,
    And when you die, you Gray,
    And you calling me Coloured?

  11. cheetah678 cheetah678
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2012 9:06pm UTC
    The Last movie you watched...
    Is now the story of your life. How screwed are you?!
    0 7

  12. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2012 5:29pm UTC
    shout out to pixar
    for making bloopers for animated films.

  13. kristagannon kristagannon
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2012 12:08pm UTC
    A boy's sleepy voice is seriously
    the sexiest sh.t ever.

  14. TVQuotes TVQuotes
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2012 2:31pm UTC
    Spongebob #5
    Patrick: "I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, we wumbo, wumboing, wumbology, they study of wumbo...come on Spongebob, this is first grade!"
    Follow me I follow back~

  15. DinoZeeZee DinoZeeZee
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2010 1:26pm UTC
    Charlie : "You can eat the grass?"
    Willy Wonka : "Of course you can!
    Everything in this room is eatable,
    even I'm eatable! But that's called
    "cannibalism"
    my dear children and it is in fact
    frowned upon in most societies."
    gotta love willy wonka. ;D

  16. DalalPiromari DalalPiromari
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2011 8:01pm UTC
    Here's to the code names
    We made up for guys we liked so that
    no one knew who the hell we were
    going on about.
    Click the ♥ if you did this with your friends.

  17. LandonIsWitty LandonIsWitty
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 7:34pm UTC
    Me in the shower:
    Me: *turns water on*
    Me: *grabs phone*
    Me: *sits in the bathroom on witty for 7 minutes*
    Me: *checks time*
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me: oh chiz
    Me: *gets in shower*
    Me: HOLY JEEEEZEZ OHMYGAWWWSH MY FOOT IS BURNING LIKE SHAWTY ON THE DANCE FLOOR
    Me: *jumps out and turns hot water down*
    Me: ahh, this'll be better
    Me: *steps in shower once again*
    Me: COLD COLD COLD ASDFGHJKL ITS SO COLD IS THIS FUUCKING ANTARCTICA OW OW OW OW OWWWW
    Me: *turns hot water up a teeeeeeeeeeny tiiiiiiiiiiiiny bit*
    Me: okay, this will work.
    Me: holy crap it actually worked
    Me: ahhhhhhhhhhhh
    Me: NEVERMIND I'LL FIND SOMEONE LIKE YOOOUUUUU!
    Me: ok seriously, gotta get clean
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me: oh right, soap.
    Me: *scrubbing arms and legs*
    Me: omg wtf why am i so hairy
    Me: lol jk, i'm a dude of course i'm hairy!
    Me: *washes hair*
    Me: *washes face*
    Me: *drops shampoo*
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me: my family probably thinks i'm dead
    Me: better make sure they know I'm alive
    Me: I'M SLIM SHADY YES I'M DA REAL SHADY, ALL YOU OTHAA SOMETHIN SOMETHIN ARE JUST IMATATINN
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me: guess i better get out now..
    Me: *turns off water and gets out*
    Me: *realizes i forgot to get a towel*
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me: *sprints naked to the hall closet and blindly grabs nearest bath towel*
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me: shh that never happened
    Me:
    Me:
    Me: *sits on bed in only a towel making quote about taking a shower*
    lol my quote & format! should i keep making these kinds of quotes?(:

  18. * * * * * * * *
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2012 6:02pm UTC
    I like turtles because they're so chill. They don't hurt anyone.
    They're just like "Hey man, I want to swim, and maybe eat
    some lettuce. But I'm gonna take my time getting there, I'm
    in no rush. Because.....I'm a turtle."
    nmq

  19. Purpal32 Purpal32
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2012 10:13pm UTC
    Turtle Backpack
    Turtle Push-up

  20. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2012 3:34am UTC
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