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Love_Aholic

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Member Since: 3 Nov 2011 09:22pm

Last Seen: 2 Feb 2014 05:36pm

Location: wherever i wanna be

Gender: F

user id: 233930

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1. Love_Aholic
   posted a quote
   March 28, 2013 9:17pm UTC
   HE WISHED ME A HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
   Go dress shopping because you are invited to our wedding.
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 9 points
2. Love_Aholic
   posted a quote
   March 22, 2013 11:29pm UTC
   Sometimes I'm so lazy i dont feel like logging into anything.
   
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3. Love_Aholic
   posted a quote
   February 3, 2013 7:56pm UTC
   I'm watching High School Musical instead of the Superbowl.
   Wadddup!
   
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4. Love_Aholic
   posted a quote
   January 23, 2013 8:40pm UTC
   He followed me on twitter.
   I was so excited until I realized he follows EVERYONE back.
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 1 point
5. Love_Aholic
   posted a quote
   January 23, 2013 8:36pm UTC
   When a guy tries flirting with me,
   I dont know what to say.
   So I just say 'Okay'
   I'm so awkward
   and mean.
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 8 points
6. Love_Aholic
   posted a quote
   December 19, 2012 5:59pm UTC
   How most teens spend their birthday:
   PARTY DRUNK DRUGS
   BIRTHDAY S*X HECK YEAH
   MOTHER GOING HAM
   How i spend my birthday:
   @onedirection PLEASE FOLLOW ME! ITS MY BIRTHDAAY xx 345
   
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7. Love_Aholic
   posted a quote
   December 15, 2012 2:47pm UTC
   Why,
   when its raining,
   can't I ever get raindrops onto my tongue.
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 1 point
8. Love_Aholic
   posted a quote
   December 15, 2012 12:41pm UTC
   my voice is so girl when I talk to strangers but when i talk to my friends,
   Morgan Freeman ova here.
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 4 points
9. Love_Aholic
   posted a quote
   December 15, 2012 11:31am UTC
   It was just a normal morning for those kindergarteners and teachers,
   That morning was just the same as any other morning. They never expected any of this to happen.
   The parents werent expecting those calls. The parents didnt expect the kids to not come home that evening.
   The teachers and principal's kids didnt expect to not get picked up after school.
   They didnt expect that that would be the last time seeing thier parents.
   They didnt expect they'll celebrate Christmas with one less family member.
   Nobody saw this coming.
   RIP to all the lost lives yesterday.
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 3 points
10. Love_Aholic
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2012 7:07pm UTC
    If you want to get to know me for real,
    Check my Witty not my Facebook.
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 9 points
11. Love_Aholic
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2012 8:17pm UTC
    Dear people
    who dont have a witty,
    What exactly do you do all day ?
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 107 points
12. Love_Aholic
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2012 8:56pm UTC
    Me: Sees person who faves own quote*
    Me: Hahhaha. They faved their own quote. Peasant.
    Me: Faves own quote *
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    World:
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 11 points
13. Love_Aholic
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2012 7:14pm UTC
    That kid in class who
    who whispers you the answer when you get called on and you dont know it.
    .. thank you.
    
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14. Love_Aholic
    posted a quote
    October 16, 2012 4:50pm UTC
    brother: says something dumb*
    me: um.. you're cute ?
    brother: yeah i know.
    me: no just stop.
    ...just stop.
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 6 points
15. Love_Aholic
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2012 1:15pm UTC
    I havn't had my first kiss
    I havn't had a boyfriend, and I'm still a virgin.
    i f e e l l i k e a u n i c o r n <3
    
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16. Love_Aholic
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2012 5:44pm UTC
    *Brother running to his room with a huge bag of chips*
    Me: Put the chips down and no one gets hurt.
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 13 points
17. Love_Aholic
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2012 5:12pm UTC
    Sub: No phones out at all , i know when someone has it out because no one smiles down at their crotch
    Omg i died when she said that LOL legit.
    
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18. Love_Aholic
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2012 4:37pm UTC
    friend: Do you have a date to homecoming?
    me: LOL no .
    friend: Omg how ?? your so pretty!
    me: If i was so pretty, dont you think I'd have a date ?
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 14 points
19. Love_Aholic
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2012 8:33pm UTC
    I can talk to a cute guy for hours online,
    but when I meet him in person
    "Hi, I'm Awkward C:"
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 38 points
20. Love_Aholic
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2012 5:41pm UTC
    Drake's Motto: YOLO (You Only Live Once)
    Witty's motto : YNLO (You Never Log Off)
    NMQ
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 97 points

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