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capsized*
posted a quote
April 17, 2014 1:24am UTC

a chapter of my fanfic
CHELSEA, CHELSEA
has been posted.
http://www.wattpad.com/46088851-chelsea-chelsea-%E2%98%93-lt-box-3?d=ud
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KayleighJean
posted a quote
February 24, 2014 9:25pm UTC

Well, Steve just messaged Patrick and I.
In the middle of a really awkward conversation
involving ripping chests open.
No biggie.
Just.
Yup
*hyperventilates*

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ZombiexEater*
posted a quote
February 16, 2014 11:18pm UTC

I havent thought about it before now, but
I think I have an eating disorder.
All throughout the day there never, not once a time where I am not eating something, doesn't matter if it's cookies, or chips, I am always eating. like wtf

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cupcakes21
posted a quote
February 10, 2014 5:13pm UTC

I'm rotting myself away and I don't know how to stop it.

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bubbaray
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November 10, 2013 12:46pm UTC

RULES:
1. Put your music on shuffle
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS
IF SOMEONE SAYS ''ARE YOU OK'' YOU SAY?
Tatted up, Mini skirt with my J's on
HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF?
More Than This- One Direction
WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GIRL/GUY?
Sweater Weather- The Neighbourhood
HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
Let Me Love You- Mario
WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
Royals- Lorde
WHAT'S YOUR MOTO?
Hold On, We're Going Home- Drake
WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
The Way- Ariana Grande
WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
Let Her Go- Passenger
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
Enchanted- Taylor Swift
WHAT IS 2+2?
Yeah!- Usher
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
Not Like The Movies- Katy Perry
WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
Beneath Your beautiful- Labrinth
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOUR GROW UP?
Young and Beautiful- Lana Del Rey
WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Wrecking Ball- Miley Cyrus
WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
Summertime Sadness- Lana Del Rey
WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
Holy Grail- Justin Timberlake
WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
Doing It Wrong- Drake
WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FEAR?
Little Things - One Direction
WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
Lego House -Ed Sheeran
WHAT DO YOU WANT RIGHT NOW?
Counting Stars- One Republic
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
Ride- SoMo

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hipplivve
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November 1, 2013 5:55pm UTC

[X] Kissed someone before dating
[X] Gotten a phone taken away at school
[X] Gotten caught chewing gum
[X] Gotten caught cheating on a test
Total so far:4
[X] Arrived late to class more than 5 times
[] Didn't do homework over 5 times
[] Turned at least 2 projects in late
[X] Missed school just because you felt like it
[X]Laughed so loud you got kicked out of class
Total so far: 7
[] Got your mom, dad, etc to get you out of school
[X] Text people during class
[X] Passed notes
[X] Threw stuff across the room
[X] Laughed at the teacher
Total so far: 11
[X] Took pictures during school hours
[X] Called someone during school hours
[X] Listened to iPod, CD, etc during school hours
Total so far:14
[X] Threw something at the teacher
[X] Went outside the classroom without permission
[X] Broke the dress code
[] Failed a class
[X] Ate food during class
Total so far: 18
[] Been called the worst student
[X] Punished on a school trip because you behaved badly
[X] Didn't take your stuff to school
[X] Given a teacher the finger when they weren't looking
Total so far: 21
[X] Faked your parents signature
[X] Slept in class
[X] Cursed at a teacher behind their back
[X] Copied homework
[X] Got in trouble with the principal/vice principal/dean
[X] Thrown food in the lunch room
Total so far:
Multiply by 3 for a total.
Post as "I have screwed up _81%_ of my teenage life."

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RadRabbit101
posted a quote
September 27, 2013 11:14pm UTC

It's really difficult to be a human
I mean...have you ever done something..?
And then thought about it for eight years...

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capsized*
posted a quote
September 1, 2013 8:55pm UTC

My favorite thing to do when I'm home alone is put weird toppings on popcorn.
Ex: Peanut butter and marshmallow fluff, chocolate sauce and sprinkles.

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littleshrimp
posted a quote
July 1, 2013 12:42am UTC

why the hell do i even try anymore.

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littleshrimp
posted a quote
June 30, 2013 3:33pm UTC

the way your stomach
d r o p s
when you know you really
s c r e w e d u p

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capsized*
posted a quote
June 23, 2013 9:45pm UTC

do i even have a sexuality at this point
or is it literally just “oh yes i’d kiss you”?

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BETHANY*
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June 23, 2013 6:57am UTC

"Mum, I though you said I could have a lie in thanks a lot!"
"Beth, it's lunchtime"

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
June 15, 2013 6:48pm UTC

Me playing guitar
Alone
Me: *plays beatutifully*
Me: Wow if only a professional could hear this.
Me: Like Billie Joe Armstrong
Me: Or SLASH.
In front of people
Me: And I umm.. *strums wrong chord* I promise that
Me: Wait that was the wrong note.
Me: that
Me: that
Me: that
Me: No I think I do an A Minor chord now.
Kid in audience: Mommy I want to go home.
On recording
Me: *plays beautifully*
My thoughts: Wow this is going really well, Charlie.
Finger: *slips and awkwardly positions itself*
My thoughts: Ow, why does my finger hurt?
Me: *looks at finger*
Me out loud: OH MY GOD MY FINGER IS BLEEDING WHAT COULD I HAVE DONE WRONG
Me out loud: I'VE NEVER FELT SUCH PAIN
Me out loud: WHERE ARE THERE BANDAIDS
Me out loud: I NEED A HELLO KITTY BANDAID STAT!!!
Me: *looks at computer*
Computer: *recording*
Me: Sh.t

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hoping_to_be_free
posted a quote
June 12, 2013 7:23pm UTC

I'm not strong enough
for the both of us.

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isitonlyme
posted a quote
June 4, 2013 4:18pm UTC

do you ever rip off a piece of your lip with your teeth and swallow it and realize you just ate yourself

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capsized*
posted a quote
May 25, 2013 11:26pm UTC

year is 2392
child: mommy i can't sleep
mother: don't worry child. lay down as i sing you this ancient lullaby, passed on through my family for generations
mother: WALK INTO THE CLUB LIKE WHAT UP, I GOT A BIG CØCK

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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
posted a quote
May 9, 2013 7:52am UTC

Guy: I have abs
Me: I have a thigh gap
Guy: Huh?
Me: I thought we were naming unnessecary things that society has drilled into our minds that make us their kind of beautiful.
Guy: No, really. I have abs. *shows his stomach*
Me: oh.

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littleshrimp
posted a quote
May 3, 2013 9:52pm UTC

that mini heart attack you get
when you think you forgot your phone charger

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Magic_Eight_Ball
posted a quote
April 28, 2013 11:56am UTC

You had me at
"Don't worry I brought food"

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seeyouthen
posted a quote
April 23, 2013 5:13pm UTC

I read in a magazine that texting heyyy with 3 y's means you want that person...
My friends must think I'm a prostitute.

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