sarahmarlowXxx posted a quote
February 25, 2013 1:55pm UTC
Elise Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Like • Comment • 17 minutes ago Niamh Was it you? 16 minutes ago · Like Georga Who me? 15 minutes ago · Like Ashley Yes you. 14 minutes ago · Like Tiffany Couldn't be. 13 minutes ago · Like Sarah You lying b//tch. 12 minutes ago · Like
Me playing guitar Alone Me: *plays beatutifully* Me: Wow if only a professional could hear this. Me: Like Billie Joe Armstrong Me: Or SLASH. In front of people Me: And I umm.. *strums wrong chord* I promise that Me: Wait that was the wrong note. Me: that Me: that Me: that Me: No I think I do an A Minor chord now. Kid in audience: Mommy I want to go home. On recording Me: *plays beautifully* My thoughts: Wow this is going really well, Charlie. Finger: *slips and awkwardly positions itself* My thoughts: Ow, why does my finger hurt? Me: *looks at finger* Me out loud: OH MY GOD MY FINGER IS BLEEDING WHAT COULD I HAVE DONE WRONG Me out loud: I'VE NEVER FELT SUCH PAIN Me out loud: WHERE ARE THERE BANDAIDS Me out loud: I NEED A HELLO KITTY BANDAID STAT!!! Me: *looks at computer* Computer: *recording* Me: Sh.t
Guy: I have abs Me: I have a thigh gap Guy: Huh? Me: I thought we were naming unnessecary things that society has drilled into our minds that make us their kind of beautiful. Guy: No, really. I have abs. *shows his stomach* Me: oh.
year is 2392 child: mommy i can't sleep mother: don't worry child. lay down as i sing you this ancient lullaby, passed on through my family for generations mother: WALK INTO THE CLUB LIKE WHAT UP, I GOT A BIG CØCK
KayleighJean posted a quote
February 24, 2014 9:25pm UTC
Well, Steve just messaged Patrick and I. In the middle of a really awkward conversation involving ripping chests open. No biggie. Just. Yup *hyperventilates*
ZombiexEater* posted a quote
February 16, 2014 11:18pm UTC
I havent thought about it before now, but I think I have an eating disorder. All throughout the day there never, not once a time where I am not eating something, doesn't matter if it's cookies, or chips, I am always eating. like wtf