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psychosis*
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April 21, 2013 12:05am UTC
My ex's name on my phone is comic sans,
Because comic sans is useless and tacky and horrible aND
NOBodY FüCKInG liKES COMIC SANS OK.

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hayhayy915
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April 14, 2013 5:50pm UTC
I need to learn how
to keep my mouth shut

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hayhayy915
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April 2, 2013 1:40pm UTC
Knowing something you said went too far
but not knowing how to take it back

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hayhayy915
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April 1, 2013 12:02am UTC
My step mom tried to be helpful
by getting me new head bands
but she got me toddler sized ones

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sarahmarlowXxx
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February 25, 2013 1:55pm UTC
Elise
Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?
Like • Comment • 17 minutes ago
Niamh Was it you?
16 minutes ago · Like
Georga Who me?
15 minutes ago · Like
Ashley Yes you.
14 minutes ago · Like
Tiffany Couldn't be.
13 minutes ago · Like
Sarah You lying b//tch.
12 minutes ago · Like

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DeathByKoopa
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February 6, 2013 6:45pm UTC
That awkward momment when you're waving "back" to someone, and you realize they were waving to someone behind you...

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