Best Whatswrongwithme Quotes Ever

CaitlinAtTheDisco*
posted a quote
August 18, 2013 6:28pm UTC

Teacher: We're breakin-
Me: FREE, SOARING, FLYING, THERE'S NOT A STAR IN HEAVEN THAT WE CAN'T REACH.

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*VA VA VOOM*
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June 22, 2013 5:50pm UTC

Me:*Sees one of my favourite wittian faved my qoute*
Me:*Freezes*
Me:*Stop breathing*
Me:*Dies*

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MyWittyProfile
posted a quote
June 28, 2013 4:36pm UTC

THERE WAS JUST AN ADD ASKING ME IF I WAS TRYING TO GET PREGNANT LOL IM LAUGHING HAHA
HAHA
OH, GOOGLE ADS
HAHA
HAHA
AH
HAHAHA
wow
that was a laugh

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HakunaaMatata
posted a quote
May 14, 2013 6:08pm UTC

I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE...
right?

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chickittylover
posted a quote
May 27, 2013 5:23pm UTC

Format chickittylover
I don't know how to say this but
please here me out. Okay.. so lately, I've been noticing my appearance more. I used I be like, "Oh yeah, I know i'm not the prettiest person, but whatever." And i still am like that... but., it's weird. It's almost like at the same time I don't care, I also can't accept what I look like anymore? For example, let's say I'm talking to someone attractive. What I'll do is I'll imagine that I look like the person that I'm talking to.. it makes me feel better about myself but isn't it bad that I'm picturing myself as someone that I'm not? Isn't this weird? What do I do? WHY am I doing this?

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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
posted a quote
July 18, 2013 7:40pm UTC

All of my friends: *get their first kisses and first boyfriends*
Me: Psh, well. I got my first blog when I was 11. *snaps fingers*
Me: Don't hate

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HakunaaMatata
posted a quote
December 1, 2013 1:56pm UTC

BUT REALLY, WHAT HAPPENS
when all you do is cry?

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ThatWeirdGirl*
posted a quote
September 24, 2013 8:08pm UTC

Algebra
Teacher: In this kind of equation, you can't get rid of an ex.
Me: *dies laughing*
This is an accurate description of how lame my sense of humour is.

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Losing It *
posted a quote
September 29, 2013 5:40pm UTC

I spelt awkard wrong.
In my own username.
*face palm*

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CloudyWithAChanceOfDeath
posted a quote
September 10, 2013 8:58pm UTC

The scariest part of all of this
IS NOT KNOWING.

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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
posted a quote
July 13, 2013 7:02pm UTC

Friend: *killing a bug*
Me: Slide to the left
Me: Slide to the right
Me: Take it back now y'all
Me: One hop this time
Me: Right foot lets stomp
Me: Left foot lets stomp
Me: Cha cha real smooth
Me: Now turn it out

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xxxxxxxxxxxx*
posted a quote
April 22, 2015 7:51am UTC

& I live for the moment to see you again.
& I live for the moment just to see you smile.
But most of all, I live for the moment for you to
tell me how much I mean to you.
Or whether I mean anything to you at all....

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mtndewhm*
posted a quote
June 4, 2013 10:45pm UTC

Brother: *Drops food on the floor*
Me: THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS.

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doublesidedice
posted a quote
April 16, 2013 8:46pm UTC

I've made many mistakes.
I've hurt many people.
I've pushed loved ones away.
I've held grudges against too many.
I've put down people.
I've made many mistakes. I hate my mistakes. I don't learn from them. I just get hurt for them and keep doing them. What's wrong with me?? Why am I so messed up??

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Brown_Eyed_Wonder*
posted a quote
December 25, 2013 2:12am UTC

I feel so empty and hollow, with no path to follow. All I know is I'm spiraling out of control. I'm falling apart at the seams.

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sophxoxo
posted a quote
August 8, 2013 5:33pm UTC

Omfg you guys i have some advice for you! whenever you feel like a loser on the internet, you can just go to cleverbot.com and talk to cleverbot! it almost seems like a real person. watch out though, because soomer or later you realize the only person youve talked to all day is a robot that insults you and you will most likely cry while clutching a jar of nutella and a jumbo spoon until three in the morning. and the best part is, you dont have to pay people to have conversations with you anymore because cleverbot is free!

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kowhyda*
posted a quote
June 19, 2013 6:34pm UTC

what's wrong with me?

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Jay*
posted a quote
May 5, 2014 11:21am UTC

My alarm and my ringtones and notifications is this song when you hear the sound of thunder don't get too scared just grab your thunder buddies and say these magic words fuckk you thunder you can suck my dickk you can't get me thunder because you're only gods farts

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SugarBomb
posted a quote
March 18, 2013 6:09pm UTC

WhatsWrongWithMe?

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Sarah Elizabeth♡*
posted a quote
June 20, 2014 11:42pm UTC

I have this problem of being worried about nothing and then trying to play it off like I'm okay until I start to believe it.

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