Best Username Quotes Ever

happiest*
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September 24, 2013 3:35pm UTC

If I ever see you guys in real life I’m screaming your username as loud as I can

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
August 1, 2013 7:52pm UTC

Person: Truth or dare?
Me: Truth.
Person: What's your witty username?
Me: Dare.

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Swag Unicorn*
posted a quote
July 23, 2013 11:59am UTC

Comment your Tumblr username below and I'll follow you :)

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akp1015
posted a quote
July 27, 2013 9:02pm UTC

when you make an account for something and the username that you use for everything is taken and you're like
B*TCH I AM THE ONE AND ONLY

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MyWittyProfile
posted a quote
April 17, 2013 1:08pm UTC

we alll have that one embarassing username/e-mail from when we were like 10

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Fαy Στylες*
posted a quote
July 10, 2013 2:12pm UTC

In twenty years the most difficult thing
our kids will have to do will be to come up
with an username that isn't already taken.

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Breeze
posted a quote
November 3, 2013 1:31am UTC

we can change display names now! hallelujah!
but i've always been happy with my username ha.

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DarlingYou'llBeOkay*
posted a quote
August 4, 2013 12:38am UTC

i wish i could change my username...

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britany*
posted a quote
November 3, 2013 6:58pm UTC

Me: *wants to use the display name instead of username*
Me: *feels bad for username and keeps it*

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CanIBeThePeanutButterToYourJelly
posted a quote
March 10, 2013 2:55pm UTC

I love my username :)

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Vinita*
posted a quote
September 4, 2013 8:37pm UTC

When people say my uswername they're all like,"Mamacal8? wtf?" Well mamacalate is a verb meaning 'to be a unicorn'

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SparksFly34
posted a quote
July 8, 2013 9:58am UTC

I think that the best part of it being my birthday is that I have a little present next to my username :)

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sensorium*
posted a quote
July 31, 2014 9:41am UTC

sonder
n. the realization that each random passerby is living a life as vivid and complex as your own—populated with their own ambitions, friends, routines, worries and inherited craziness—an epic story that continues invisibly around you like an anthill sprawling deep underground, with elaborate passageways to thousands of other lives that you’ll never know existed, in which you might appear only once, as an extra sipping coffee in the background, as a blur of traffic passing on the highway, as a lighted window at dusk.

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dreamsandwishes
posted a quote
July 1, 2013 7:14pm UTC

I just realized something. I saw my username and realized that if you read it fast, it looks like i tried to make my username "dream sandwiches" and made a typo, so i wrote "dream sandwishes". Just letting you know that my username is supposed to say "dreams and wishes" NOT "dream sandwiches". I'm not crazy. Well maybe I am but thats another story. ok I'm writing too much bye!

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DeathOfASon
posted a quote
June 14, 2013 7:48pm UTC

I always change my mind about everything
except the password i have been using since I was 10

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AlpacaPerson
posted a quote
March 30, 2013 7:15pm UTC

i really want to change my username.
just me?

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CherryPop
posted a quote
May 30, 2013 11:30am UTC

Choosing a username because it's the only one not taken,
& then hating it for the rest of eternity.

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Gladerz
posted a quote
April 26, 2013 7:16am UTC

I have a lot of contacts on skype, and one my my friend's name is:
⇶⇉∆√π💢🐱⧬Nℯ⤶☜≈Ω
And my last conversation with them was:
"Do you have any idea how hard it is to find your username on Skype!?!"

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*Yours Truly*
posted a quote
September 23, 2013 12:19am UTC

A poor woman on youtube has the unfortunate username of "TheDCamper"
I am still wondering if she has realized how hilarious her username really is.

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*Hooligan*
posted a quote
August 17, 2013 8:17am UTC

Am I the only one who really wishes we could change our usernames...like what the hell was I thinking?

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