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  1. Skimrande Skimrande
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2015 3:21pm UTC
    1. What color is your toothbrush? I don't know and that's honestly a bit frightening
    2. Name some people who made you smile today: idk man
    3. What were you doing at 8 AM this morning? sleeping
    4. What were you doing 45 minutes ago? looking for a survey that wasn't terrible (i didn't find one)
    5. What is your favorite chocolate bar? honestly depends on my mood but I could go for a hershey's symphony bar rn
    6. Have you ever been to a strip club? nah
    7. What is the last thing you said aloud? she
    8. What is your favorite ice cream? cookie dough
    9. What was the last thing you drank? water
    10. Do you like your wallet? it's fine
    1. What was the last thing you ate? a croissant
    12. Have you bought any new clothing items this week? nope
    13. The last sporting event you watched? couldn't tell ya
    14. What is your favorite flavor of popcorn? butter but like the kind from a movie theater and like more than what is socially acceptable
    15. Who is the last person you sent a text message to? my mom
    16. Ever go camping? no
    17. Do you take vitamins daily? yeh
    18. Do you go to church every week? no
    19. Do you have a tan? no
    20. Do you prefer Chinese food over pizza? no
    21. Do you drink your soda with a straw? i don't really drink soda
    22. What did your last text message say? yes
    25. Look to your left, what do you see? my bed
    26. What color is your watch? silver and gold
    27. What do you think of when you hear Australia? kangaroos and boomerangs and those hats. you know the ones.
    29. Do you go in at a fast food place or just hit the drive thru? go in because drive thrus are really intimidating to me for some reason
    30. What is your favorite number? 24
    31. Who's the last person you talked to on the phone? my dad i think
    32. Any plans today? nope
    33. How many states have you lived in? one
    34. Biggest annoyance right now? i don't like this question
    35. Last song listened to? something embarrassing i'm sure
    36.Can you say the alphabet backwards? yeah and i'm like crazy proud of it
    37. Do you have a maid service clean your house? no
    38. Favorite pair of shoes you wear all the time? i have a pair of combat boots that i'm pretty into
    39. Are you jealous of anyone? nicki minaj
    40. Is anyone jealous of you? probably not
    41. Do you love anyone? i love everyone
    42. Do any of your friends have children? yeah
    43. What do you usually do during the day? breathe
    44. Do you hate anyone that you know right now? no
    45. Do you use the word 'hello' daily? i don't think so
    46. What color is your car? black
    47. Do you like cats? guess
    48. Are you thinking about someone right now? yes
    49. Have you ever been to Six Flags? nope
    50. How did you get your worst scar? the only scar i have really is one on my wrist that i got by accidentally scratching myself with my thumbnail while taking books out of my locker in eight grade

  2. TellitTotheFrogs* TellitTotheFrogs*
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2014 9:25pm UTC
    ten more truths
    11. This summer I intend on loosing 30lbs and i've already lost three in two weeks
    12. mike & ikes are my favorite candy other than chocolate.... poprocks are a close second
    13. i met some of Twd cast... and it was... amazing
    14. ebay/amazon are a secret addiction of mine.
    15. my ps3 is an addiction... my favorite game so far has been 'the last of us'
    16. my biological father got in a really bad wreck recently. His injuries are bad and long term... and to be honest idk how to feel about it.
    17. i have commitment issues... while at the same time the ones i love leaving me, is one of the scariest things for me.
    18. i have a thing for heels
    19. i have nearly 20 build-a-bears... don't judge me.
    20. i feel like most of the time i don't amount to my friends.

  3. desperado* desperado*
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2014 3:19pm UTC
    ten more truths
    11. I only have one piercing: my first holes in both ears
    12. I'm one of the messiest and disorganized people you'll ever meet. I recently found 10 pairs of socks in my locker.
    13. I spend most of my summer either at the beach or at lacrosse tournaments
    14. I have one pet: a dog named Daisy. She's old and usually very moody.
    15. I have no money because I quit my job and spent it all on a new lacrosse stick
    16. I had surgery on my glenoid labrum in my shoulder last year, of which I tore while swimming.
    17. My biggest fear is being alone. The idea that maybe I'll end up alone one day scares me, which makes me want to find my one, true love when I'm younger and move in with them to combat the idea of being alone.
    18. One time, my dad got in a fight with the lacrosse player Jordan wolf's mom, she then tried to sue him and now we don't like each other :~)
    19. When I grow up, I hope to be either a nutritionist, sports trainer or orthopaedic surgeon
    20. I won a national award for my advances in the French language and placed in the highest percentile this year, as well as being nominated as the only student from my school to represent at a national future scientist program in Washington d.c.

  4. TellitTotheFrogs* TellitTotheFrogs*
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2014 11:35pm UTC
    Get To Know Me Uncomfortably Well
    1. What is your middle name? Ann
    2. How old are you? 14, 15 next month
    3. What is your birthday? June 24
    4. What is your zodiac sign? Cancer
    5. What is your favorite color? Dark Purple
    6. What's your lucky number? 24
    7. Do you have any pets? Two dogs- Shemus and Titan, and one cat- Cassie
    8. Where are you from? North Carolina
    9. How tall are you? 5'3"
    10. What shoe size are you? 7
    11. How many pairs of shoes do you own? Atleast 30
    12. What was your last dream about? I'm not sure, something tells me it was sad
    13. What talents do you have? Discus, and writing things when I set my mind to it... and telling you about every episode of TWD in detail c:
    14. Are you psychic in any way? I can always feel when something bad is about to happen, never sure what will happen, but I feel it
    15. Favorite song? "Say My Name" - The Neighbourhood & "Let It Go" - The Neightbourhood
    16. Favorite movie? ohh... Silver Linings Playbook
    17. Who would be your ideal partner? Ian Somberhandler or James Franco or Glenn from TWD
    18. Do you want children? ohh idk maaan
    19. Do you want a church wedding? FYah, I kinda like the plain and simple, unless I find some other really pretty piece of land
    20. Are you religious? Yes
    21. Have you ever been to the hospital? Yes.
    22. Have you ever got in trouble with the law? No.
    23. Have you ever met any celebrities? I met Andrew Lincoln, Steven Yeun, Norman Reedus, Scott Wilson, Emily Kinney, Tyreese from TWD, Giancarlo- Gus from BrBd but yeah, you wanna meet these guys and more go to walkerstalker.com and get tickets... like now.
    24. Baths or showers? Showers
    25. What color socks are you wearing? Moments ago I was wearing grey socks with leopard print
    26. Have you ever been famous? are you kidding me?
    27. Would you like to be a big celebrity? uhhh if it's for being an author
    28. What type of music do you like? Typically alternative but it's kinda everywhere for me.
    29. Have you ever been skinny dipping? Nope
    30. How many pillows do you sleep with? 4
    31. What position do you usually sleep in? on my stomach with one arm under the pillow and the other... wherever
    32. How big is your house? ehh average size, big for where I live.
    33. What do you typically have for breakfast? eggs
    34. Have you ever fired a gun? yah
    35. Have you ever tried archery? yah
    36. Favorite clean word? freaking I guess.
    37. Favorite swear word? The f word
    38. What's the longest you've ever gone without sleep? a day
    39. Do you have any scars? I get some and idek how
    40. Have you ever had a secret admirer? nope
    41. Are you a good liar? Depends
    42. Are you a good judge of character? no
    43. Can you do any other accents other than your own? not very well.
    44. Do you have a strong accent? not really
    45. What is your favorite accent? Australian idk if you have and accent different then mine you're hot
    46. What is your personality type? I'm polite for the most part, but if you annoy me I can assure you I'm not so nice.
    47. What is your most expensive piece of clothing? Formal dress. IT'S SO PRETTY
    48. Can you curl your tongue? Yes.
    49. Are you an innie or an outie? Innie.
    50. Left or right handed? Right
    51. Are you scared of spiders? If they're pretty big yas.
    52. Favorite food? Pizza, lasagna, or any kind of mexican food
    53. Favorite foreign food? oh... ehh... I don't know!
    54. Are you a clean or messy person? messy for the most part
    55. Most used phrase? "can you not?"
    56. Most used word? "stop"
    57. How long does it take for you to get ready? 45 minutes
    58. Do you have much of an ego? ehh sometimes
    59. Do you suck or bite lollipops? suck
    60. Do you talk to yourself? no
    61. Do you sing to yourself? yass
    62. Are you a good singer? I'm okay
    63. Biggest fear? I'm claustraphobic... so... yeah tight spaces maaaan, and the ocean, and outer space like let's be real it's ominous af
    64. Are you a gossiper? Not really
    65. Best dramatic movie you've seen? err
    66. Do you like long or short hair? It really depends
    67. Can you name all 50 states of America? maybe... probably not
    68. Favorite school subject? legit subject- History, other- art
    69. Extrovert or Introvert? Ehh both
    70. Have you ever been scuba diving? Nope
    71. What makes you nervous? feeling cramped or lying about something iportant, and school
    72. Are you scared of the dark? depneds
    73. Do you correct people when they make mistakes? Sometimes
    74. Are you ticklish? ... yes :c
    75. Have you ever started a rumor? No.
    76. Have you ever been in a position of authority? sometimes
    77. Have you ever drank underage? yah
    78. Have you ever done drugs? No.
    79. Who was your first real crush? mah preschool teacher c: can't even remember his name at this point
    80. How many piercings do you have? 3.
    81. Can you roll your Rs? yah
    82. How fast can you type? Pretty fast.
    83. How fast can you run? most of the time very slow
    84. What color is your hair? dark brown
    85. What color are your eyes? Hazel!
    86. What are you allergic to? nuffin
    87. Do you keep a journal? yes.
    88. What do your parents do? mom- mental health thingy, dad- maintenence man
    89. Do you like your age? right now... yes
    90. What makes you angry? people at my school insulting me, my dad irritating me
    91. Do you like your own name? yes
    92. Have you already thought of baby names, and if so what are they? Yes, girl- Kathryn, boy- Steven or Andy
    93. Do you want a boy a girl for a child? Two boys... and maybe one girl idk
    94. What are you strengths? hmm idk
    95. What are your weaknesses? hmm
    96. How did you get your name? I'm almost positive my mom picked out a bunch of names that could either be for a boy or girl bc she didn't know what I was going to be.
    97. Were your ancestors royalty? my great, great grandpa was a governor... he got impeached
    98. Do you have any scars? was't this question asked earlier
    99. Color of your bedspread? white with different color owls
    100. Color of your room? like a sand color brown

  5. Ninja918 Ninja918
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2014 9:54pm UTC
    Favorite...
    1. Flower -
    2. Color - Teal/ Lime Green
    3. Restaurant - Red Lobster
    4. Store - Target
    5. Designer - IDK
    6. Animal - Pitbulls
    7. Drink - Gatorade
    This,that either...
    1. Summer or winter? Winter
    2. Shoes or purses - Shoes
    3. Jeans or skirts - Jeans
    4. Showers or baths - Baths
    5. Yoga or sports - Sports
    6. Ocean or pool - Pool
    7. Real tan or tanning beds - Neither
    8. Eyeliner or mascara - Mascara
    Boys.
    1. Taken or single - Single
    2. Looks or personality - Personality
    3. Longest relationship- About 2 months or less
    4. Crush - Yes!
    5. Does he know you like him - No
    6. Do you believe in soul mates - Yes
    7. Do you like romantic guys - Kinda
    8. Have you ever been in love - No
    9. Did it work out? - No
    10. Has any guy ever cheated on you - No
    11. Have you ever cheated on anyone - No
    Friends...
    1. Best friends - Camille and Gianna
    . 2. Do you tell him/her everything - Yes
    3. Can you be yourself in front of your girls - YES!!

  6. YOLO20K14 YOLO20K14
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2014 2:04pm UTC
    idek why im doing this tbh just live with it ok~
    APPEARANCE:
    [ ] I am shorter than 5'4".
    [ ] I have many scars.
    [ ] I tan easily.
    [ ] I wish my hair was a different color.
    [ <3 ] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
    [ ] I have a tattoo.
    [<3] I wear glasses sometimes.
    [<3] I would probably get plastic surgery if it were 100 percent safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
    [ <3] I've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger.
    [] I have more than 1 piercing
    [] I have piercings in places besides my ears.
    [] I have freckles.
    FAMILY:
    [<3] I've sworn at my parents.
    [] I've run away from home.
    [ <3 ] I've been kicked out of the house.
    [ ] My actual parents are together.
    [ ] I have a sibling less than one year old.
    [<3] I want to have kids someday.
    [<3] I want to adopt someday.
    SCHOOL/WORK:
    [] I'm in school.
    [ ] I have a job.
    [ <3 ] I've fallen asleep at work/school.
    [<3] I almost always do my homework.
    [x] I've missed a week or more of school.
    [ ] I failed more than 1 class last year.
    [<3] I've stolen something from my school.
    EMBARRASSMENT:
    [<3] I've fell in public.
    [ <3] I've slipped out a "lol" in a spoken conversation.
    [ <3] Disney movies still make me cry.
    [ <3] I've snorted while laughing.
    [<3] I've laughed so hard I've cried.
    [ <3] I've glued my hand to something.
    [ <3] I've laughed till some kind of beverage came out of my nose
    HEALTH:
    [<3] I was born with a disease/impairment.
    [<3] I've broken a bone.
    [ ] I've had my tonsils removed.
    [ <3] I've sat in a doctors office with a friend.
    [ <3] I've had my wisdom teeth removed.
    [] I had a serious surgery.
    [ <3 ] I've had chicken pox.
    [] I have/had asthma.
    EXPERIENCES:
    [<3] I've gotten lost in my town
    [ ] I've seen a shooting star.
    [ <3] I've wished on a shooting star.
    [<3] I've seen a meteor shower.
    [<3] I've gone out in public in my pajamas.
    [ <3] I've pushed all the buttons on an elevator.
    [<3] I've kicked a guy where it hurts.
    [ ] I've been skydiving.
    [] I've gone skinny dipping.
    [<3] I've played spin the bottle.
    [ <3] I've drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour.
    [ ] I've crashed a car.
    [ ] I've been skiing.
    [ <3 ] I've been in a play.
    [<3] I've met someone in person from the internet.
    [<3] I've caught a snowflake on my tongue.
    [<3] I've sat on a roof top.
    [<3] I've played a prank on someone.
    [<3] I've rode in a taxi.
    [<3] I've eaten Sushi.
    [ <3] I've been snowboarding.
    RELATIONSHIPS:
    [] I've gone on a blind date.
    [<3] I miss someone right now.
    [<3] I have a fear of abandonment.
    [ ] I've gotten divorced.
    [<3] I've told someone I loved them when I didn't.
    [<3] I've told someone I didn't love them when I did.
    [ <3] I've told someone I loved them and didn't get a clear response.
    [<3] I've felt rejected even if I wasn't.
    [<3] I've loved someone I knew a friend was already in love with.
    HONESTY:
    [<3] I've done something I promised someone else I wouldn't.
    [<3] I've done something I promised myself I wouldn't.
    [] I've snuck out of my house.
    [] I have lied to my parents about where I am.
    [<3] I am keeping a secret from the world.
    [ <3] I've cheated while playing a game.
    [<3] I've cheated on a test.
    [] I've been suspended from school.
    BAD TIMES:
    [<3] I've consumed alcohol
    [<3] I regularly drink.
    [ ] I have been diagnosed with clinical depression.
    [<3] I shut others out when I'm depressed.
    [ ] I take anti-depressants.
    [<3] I've slept an entire day, when I didn't need it.
    [<3] I've hurt myself on purpose.
    [<3] I've went to bed crying.

  7. skilletbiscuit skilletbiscuit
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2014 11:01pm UTC
    I'm making a survey to ask people at school, please donate your questions.
    Any question(s) will do.

  8. Amenah Amenah
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2014 4:42pm UTC
    I love witty because:
    - there are a few users who've been following me for so long that just by reading my quotes, they know me and even if we never speak, they can comfort me with just one comment. (jesusismysunshine & beautifullyimperfect: http://www.wittyprofiles.com/q/6952774)
    - i don't care if it's weird, i love venting to strangers
    - i've met some really cool people (they know who they are)
    - fellow fangirls
    - seriously, i'm only here for the venting and the good chats
    I hate witty because:
    - most of you are too immature to function
    - it keeps changing for the worse
    - i'm lazy and pretty quotes require effort
    - seriously, most of you are annoying sandbags of pain-in-the-*ss
    - it can take up so much time
    - most users seem obsessed with faves and that's so laaame
    - comments. (i don't actually like talking to most people)
    - SO MANY USERS ARE IDIOTS
    I'll leave witty when:
    I f*cking well want to. Maybe tomorrow. Maybe in a few years. (haha jk no way in hell i'm sticking around for that long)
    (but like)
    (i might)
    (but no way)

  9. personalsurveys personalsurveys
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2014 10:44pm UTC
    WITTY SURVEY:
    cross off the things you've done.
    Graduated high school
    Kissed someone
    Smoked a cigarette
    Got so drunk you passed out
    Rode in a police car for something you didn't do
    Rode every ride at an amusement park
    Collected Something really Stupid
    Gone to a rock concert
    Help someone
    Gone fishing
    Watched 4 movies in one night.
    Gone long periods of time without sleep
    Lied to someone
    Snorted cocaine
    Failed a class
    Dealt drugs
    Been in a car accident
    Been in a Tornado
    Done hard drugs
    Watched someone die
    Been at a funeral
    Burned yourself
    Ran a marathon
    Cried yourself to sleep
    Spent over $200 in one day
    Flown on a plane
    Sat first class (1st seat ) on a plane
    Cheated on someone
    Been cheated on
    Written a 10 page letter
    Gone skiing
    Been Sailing
    Cut yourself on accident
    Had a best friend
    Lost someone you loved
    Shoplifted something
    Been to jail
    Dangerously close to being in jail
    Skipped School
    Skipped a class
    Had Detention
    Got in trouble for something you didn't do
    Stolen books from a library
    Gone to a different country
    Dropped out of school
    Been in a mental hospital
    Been treated in a mental hospital
    Have watched all the Harry potter movies
    Had an online Diary
    Fired a gun.
    Had a yard sale
    Had a lemonade stand
    Actually made money off of the lemonade stand
    Been in a school play
    Been fired from a job
    Taken a lie detector test
    Swam with dolphins
    Gone to seaworld.
    Voted for someone on a reality tv show.
    Written poetry
    Read more than 20 books a year
    Written over a 30 page essay
    Gone to Europe
    Loved someone you shouldn't have
    Befriended someone you shouldn't have
    Used a colouring book over the age of 12.
    Had surgery
    Had stitches
    Taken a taxi
    Seen the Washington Monument
    Had more than 5 im's/chats online going all at once.
    Overdosed
    Had a drug or alcohol problem
    Relative to someone with a serious alcohol/drug problem
    Been in a fist fight
    Gone surfing in California
    Had or have a pet hamster
    Pet a wild animal
    Used a credit card
    Did "spirit day" at your school
    Dyed your hair
    Got a tattoo.
    Had something pierced

  10. Blurryface* Blurryface*
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2014 9:53pm UTC
    SURVEY:
    Name: Caroline
    Single or taken: takennn
    Gender: female
    Birthday: March 12th
    Siblings: one brother, two sisters
    Hair color: dirty blond & purple
    Eye color: blue
    Height: 5'6(7?)
    R E L A T I O N S H I P S
    Are you straight/bisexual/gay?: straight
    Who are your best friends?: Sarah, Erin, Seth, Jackie, Sam, Carlos
    You have a boyfriend/girlfriend?: yup
    F A S H I O N | S T U F F
    Where is your favorite place to shop for clothes: Old Navy, JCPenneys, uh
    Any tattoos or piercings?: earsss
    What is your most comfortable outfit?: sweats and a tshirt
    What do you usually wear?: jeans and a tshirt.
    S P E C I F I C S
    Do you do drugs? nope
    What kind of shampoo do you use? Herbal Essences or something
    What are you most scared of?: things I don't really advertise
    What are you listening to right now?: Billy Joel
    Who is the last person that you called?: Dad
    Who is the last person that called you?: Suzanne!
    Where do you want to get married?: in a church..somewhere..
    What would you change about yourself?: how I get frustrated really easily then it just goes downhill from there you have no idea
    F A V O R I T E S
    Colors: black, blue, green, purple, grey
    Foods: Saurbraten, cider chicken, burger.
    Movies: Avengers
    H A V E | Y O U | E V E R
    Given anyone a bath?: nope
    Smoked?: nope.
    Bungee jumped?: nah
    Made yourself throw up?: yeah, but not for the reasons one may think.
    Skinny dipped? nope
    Ever been in love?: I believe so.
    Made yourself cry to get out of trouble?: Nah, its usually not on purpose and either way it wouldnt work.
    Cried?: ...a lot
    Lied?: yeah
    Fallen for your best friend? mmhm
    Used someone?: no
    Done something you regret?: of course
    L A S T | P E R S O N
    You left a message for: uuuuh Andrea..
    You texted: Ryyyyyan
    You cuddled with: Seth
    A R E | Y O U
    Understanding: yeah
    Open-minded: mmhm
    Insecure: SIGH
    Hungry: just ate!
    Smart : sometimes, people make me feel like an idiot.
    Moody: Sometimes..
    Hard working: yeah
    Organized: ehh.
    Healthy: kind of
    Difficult: I'm sure
    Bored easily: eeh
    Angry: very rarely, I usually just get frustrated.
    Sad: not always
    Happy: most of the time.
    Hyper: nah
    Trusting: yeah
    yessss.

  11. wonderfvl wonderfvl
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2013 2:27pm UTC
    They didn’t agree on much. In fact, they didn’t agree on anything. They fought all the time and challenged each other ever day. But despite their differences, they had one important thing in common. They were crazy about each other

  12. AndrewJackson AndrewJackson
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2013 3:43am UTC
    confessions .
    [] I'm straight.
    [x] I'm gay.
    [] I'm bi-curious
    [] I'm easy.
    [] I do wear make up.
    [x]When I walk by mirrors, I can't help but look.
    [x] When I walk by mirrors, I like what I see
    [] When I walk by mirrors, I hate what I see.
    [] I wear a bra to bed
    [] I sleep naked
    [] I wear toe nail polish.
    [] I have cried at a movie theater.
    [] I've purposely talked to a guy my boyfriend didn't like.
    [] I love chocolate covered pretzels.
    [x] Getting a flower makes me smile, especially for no reason.
    [] I've wrecked a car.
    [] I can't put mascara on without opening my mouth.
    [x] I'd do anything for that special guy
    [] I get jealous easily
    [x] I love cuddling.
    [] I think Johnny Depp is sexy. ;D
    [x] I’ve gotten a detention.
    [x2] I've gotten suspended.
    [] I've gotten expelled.
    [x] I love to laugh.
    [x] I like rock.
    [x] I like death/grind/black metal.
    [] I like rap.
    [x] I like techno.
    [x] I like country.
    [] I carry a purse.
    [x] I'd be lost without my cell phone.
    [x] I'd be lost without my mp3/CD player/iPod.
    [] I own/did own a Spice Girls CD.
    [] I own/did own a Britney Spears CD.
    [x] I own/did own a boy band CD.
    [] Football isn't boring.
    [] I love athletic boys.
    [] I love skater guys.
    [] I love punk guys.
    [] I love gangsta guys.
    [x] I love emo guys.
    [x] I love gothic guys.
    [] I love geeky guys.
    [xxx] I love country guys.
    [x] I love guys that are just themselves.
    [x] Guys are confusing
    [] I've been called a tease.
    [x] I've been called a slutt
    [x] I've been called a bad influence.
    [] Lip gloss is better than lipstick.
    [] I can't leave the house without makeup.
    [x] I play video games, even when there are other people around.
    [x] My friends are the best, and they're important to me.
    [x] I would do anything for my friends.
    [] I smoke way too much.
    [] I drink way too much.
    [] I have a tattoo.
    [] I have piercings other than my ears.

  13. Amenah Amenah
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2013 1:47pm UTC
    some quick confessions.
    confession 1-
    There is not one single person I've told all of my secrets to. There's some stuff about me that I could just never tell — not on witty, not to a doctor, not even to my best friend.
    confession 2 -
    I hated my childhood, and my mother's to blame. I love her so much and I forgave her a while ago, but that's the truth.
    Confession 3 -
    I'm teriffied of doing anything with my life except what I want to (career wise), but I'm also terrified of being destitute, and I feel trapped because I feel like I have to choose between the two.
    Confession 4 -
    It p*sses me off so much when people assume that I’ve got a perfect life just because I don’t complain about my problems 24/7. Whatever I’ve been through, I dealt with, and just because I don’t think it’s any of your business or concern to feel sorry for me doesn’t mean you have the right to look down on me. I could sit here and tell you, but I don’t. Respect that, or f*ck off.
    Confession 5 -
    The thing that I am most scared of is going to hell.
    Confession 6 -
    I cry so f*cking easily.
    Confession 7 -
    When I was twelve or thirteen, I was at such a dark point in my life that I seriously almost purposefully walked under a bus. The trigger? I hadn’t finished the English essay that was due in that day. Looking back, it terrifies me that I could let my depression get so bad.
    Confession 8 -
    I’ve spent my whole life blaming my problems on my parents, and only now that my grandparents are dying do I regret it. I see my Dad crying because he’s already lost his mother and his father’s going the same way, and I see my mother spaced out because the most important woman in her life is fading away, and I regret it so f*cking much.
    Confession 9 -
    I spend so much of my time daydreaming. That's why I'm always spacing out.
    Confession 10 -
    I make myself cry by putting the characters I write in pain. Seriously. I’ll be sat there typing away while sobbing.
    Confession 11 -
    There are certain songs that I just can’t listen to because the memories they come with are too painful to relive.
    Confession 12 -
    I'm not insecure, and that's not a big deal.
    confession 13 -
    I've always either cared too much, or don't give a single f*ck. There is no in between with me.
    Confession 14 -
    It takes a lot to make me angry, but when I am, I actually go mental. I have a really really bad temper.
    Confession 15 -
    Sometimes, I wonder if I have too much perspective. Like, some kids won’t revise because they think the exams are ages away. I won’t revise because I realise that there is so much more to come in my life than exams, and it’s a false deadline. (It sucks because this mentality is going to be the reason I won’t get into uni omg)
    Confession 16 -
    I really don't care about most of the people here; so many users on this site either p*ss me off or make me roll my eyes. I don’t think it’s even normal, how annoyed I get... But some of you have so f*cking much to learn. And I don’t mean I know everything – just that I don’t know how you’ve gotten through life with such an ignorant attitude. (but some of you are magical tho)
    Confession 17 -
    I'm the 'rebel' child. Which is kind of hilarious.
    Confession 18 -
    I can’t do horror films. I just can’t. I have a really active imagination, and I’m always imaging myself in all these different scenarios – when I watch a horror or thriller, I’m creeped out for weeks because even though I know how ridiculous it is, I still subconsciously do it to scare myself. It’s like my brain’s fighting against me.
    Confession 19 -
    I've always been an outsider, and still don't feel like I 100% fit in anywhere or with anyone. I used to hate that, but now, I don't think I have a problem with that anymore.
    Confession 20 -
    Having followers kind of scares me... But it also makes me embarrassingly happy.<3
    Confession 21 -
    I'm really picky with my friendships, and I'm also ridiculously loyal with them. My circle of trust is small and made of steel. That's why I never make throwaway comments like 'i love you'. I think it's a Taurus thing.
    Confession 22 -
    Speaking of which, I'm really really really stubborn.
    Confession 23 -
    I used to be insecure about being the smartest in the class. Now, I'm proud of it. I don't boast or anything, but don't expect me to apologise for getting full marks in a test.
    Confession 24 -
    Some of my favourite users (off the top of my head) are (using original usernames for urls): realitywreckage, xoalicecullenxo, blackbutterflies, hogwartian, hakunaamatata, jaciecutie01, marissa123, jade672, kaytbugg, missanna, papaute, thatssomeee, and xoalicecullenxo again because that girl changed my life and she doesn't even know my name lksajf<3
    Confession 25 -
    I'll probably end up doing a whole series of confession quotes one day.
    Confession 26 -
    27 is my favourite number.
    Confession 27 -
    I've never fallen in love.
    © format by PaperLung

  14. insecuritiesarelife insecuritiesarelife
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2013 9:39pm UTC
    day 2 j.g
    3 ct,emz,chachi,erica,gabby,nicole
    4 fear of death,violence,pain
    5 when i was depressed for 3-6months
    6 softball
    7 drops of jupiter-train, two is better than 1
    8 i just dont have one lol
    9 ginger
    10

  15. wdmbguard wdmbguard
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2013 4:48pm UTC
    Your Crush’s eyes
    ~Blue
    Your Crush’s hair
    ~Brown
    Your Crush’s birthday
    ~April 8th
    When you first realised you had a crush
    ~When I got to know him and we had a lot in common
    What animal you think your crush would be
    ~uhhhh idk lol
    Their taste in music
    ~a lot of different kinds
    How long you’ve liked your crush
    ~A long time
    Your relationship with your crush
    ~Im dating him :)
    How you met your crush
    ~Marching Band at school
    Last time you saw your crush
    ~Last night :)
    Your crush’s personality
    ~funny, protective, caring, and my kind of weird :)
    A song that reminds you of your crush
    ~Amazed by Lonestar
    Your crush’s hugs
    ~make me feel safe and loved
    Your crush’s sports
    ~Marching band is a sport lol
    Instruments your crush plays
    ~saxophone which he says sassyphone or sexyphone
    Pets? Cat person or a dog person?
    ~Both
    Their middle name
    ~cant think off the top off my head lol too tired
    Something they do that drives you crazy
    ~When he locks eyes with me <333
    A character that reminds you of your crush
    ~I dont know
    The perfect date with your crush
    ~Anything as long as i get some alone time with him
    A dream about your crush
    ~Too many to say :)
    You & your crush’s history
    ~We became best friends last year and i dont no whatt i would do without him
    How your crush makes you feel
    ~Butterflies and giddy inside :) <3
    Your crush’s biggest flaw
    ~he is two years younger than me
    Last thing you said to your crush
    ~I love you :) <3
    What you love most about him
    ~Everything :)
    Your crush’s name
    ~Zach Baginski

  16. mrsmaynard mrsmaynard
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2013 3:55pm UTC
    Personality Quiz
    Girlish
    [x] I like at least one shade of pink
    [] I don't like being messy
    [] My belongings are organized
    [] I don't like rock music
    [] I hate black
    [] I go to the salon once a week
    [x] I comb my hair almost all the time
    [x] I bring my phone with me everywhere
    Boyish
    [] I like Akon
    [x] I like wearing jackets with hoods
    [x] I'm too lazy to do chores
    [x] I don't like shopping unless it's for me
    [x] I would go bungee jumping
    [] I like being sweaty(if it’s after a workout)
    [] I'm a big fan of marvel heroes
    [x] I always wear perfume/cologne
    Nerdy
    [] I always carry a pen in my purse or pocket (for my writing)
    [] I enjoy studying
    [] I wear glasses
    [] I'm a straight-A student
    [] I've never skipped any class in my whole life.
    [] I like my shirt tucked in
    [] One of my favorite subject is science
    [] I like reading mystery books
    Emo
    [x] I am crazy about the color black
    [x] I like heavy metal/rock music
    [x] I have a lot of problems in my life
    [x] I don't talk much
    [x] I don't have that many friends
    [x] I barely have fun
    [x] I barely go out with my Parents or friends
    Childish
    [] I love to stare at the ceiling for ten minutes
    [x] I sleep with a stuff toy/pillow.
    [x] I sleep with a night light
    [] My parents are the ones who choose my outfit.
    [] I'm scared of roller coasters
    [] I like being with my family relatives

  17. Last Serenade* Last Serenade*
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2013 10:02pm UTC
    30 day challenge
    1. 15 facts about you
    2. Initials of the person you love
    3. Your closest friends
    4. The thing you most fear
    5. The saddest moment in your life
    6. Favorite sport
    7. Favorite song
    8. Your deepest secret
    9. First impression of the guy you like now
    10. Last time you cried
    11. Thing closest to your heart
    12. When you hear this song you cry
    13. Place you wanna visit badly
    14. Favorite book
    15. Favorite animal
    16. Favorite show
    17. Last time someone hurt you
    18. The story behind your life
    19. Person who scares you the most
    20. Last major injury
    21. Favorite youtube video
    22. Phone type
    23. Biggest confession
    24. Last break up
    25. Last heart break
    26. The day you regret the most
    27. First friend
    28. Favorite drink
    29. A letter to someone in your family
    30. A letter to a friend
    -------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    2. initials of the person you love: cl
    3. Closest friends: Caroline, Erin, Jackie, Sam, Nicole, Ramos
    4. Dreaded Fears: Being trapped, being alone, falling in love, not making it in life
    5. When my two best friends died in vain and almost no one cared except for me. RIP RC and EO, always in my heart:)
    6. Paintball, Soccer, Track

  18. Last Serenade* Last Serenade*
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2013 12:39am UTC
    30 day challenge
    1. 15 facts about you
    2. Initials of the person you love
    3. Your closest friends
    4. The thing you most fear
    5. The saddest moment in your life
    6. Favorite sport
    7. Favorite song
    8. Your deepest secret
    9. First impression of the guy you like now
    10. Last time you cried
    11. Thing closest to your heart
    12. When you hear this song you cry
    13. Place you wanna visit badly
    14. Favorite book
    15. Favorite animal
    16. Favorite show
    17. Last time someone hurt you
    18. The story behind your life
    19. Person who scares you the most
    20. Last major injury
    21. Favorite youtube video
    22. Phone type
    23. Biggest confession
    24. Last break up
    25. Last heart break
    26. The day you regret the most
    27. First friend
    28. Favorite drink
    29. A letter to someone in your family
    30. A letter to a friend
    -------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    1. 15 Facts About Me
    1. My name is Seth
    2. I wanna be a Tattoo Artist
    3. I'm very strange at times
    4. I like to read and write songs
    5. I like play drums and bass guitar
    6. I love watching Sherlock, and Falling Skies, Doctor Who etc
    7. Horror movies are my favourite
    8. I have 2 cats; a fat one and a three-legged one and I love them
    9. I'm a Lighting Specialist in theatre
    10. icecream pie
    11. I secretly wish I could look like british actors and/or superheroes..
    or at least have their accents bc come on,
    the accents are awesome.
    12. I remember doing something like this two years ago and I dont believe I finished it hehe
    13. I am a pathetic and depressed guy sometimes
    14. I've been through a lot but I'm happy of who I've become/becoming
    15. If I had one superpower it would be to control time.

  19. AngelwithaSecret* AngelwithaSecret*
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2013 3:49pm UTC
    STOP RIGHT THERE.
    Stop scrolling and listen.
    You've heard this before, and I know you're aware of it, but
    Witty is DYING.
    HEY HEY HEY DON'T IGNORE THIS
    hear me out....
    We've all noticed the drastic drop of number in wittians since 2011,
    and we all are shrugging it off as if it's nothing
    But it isn't,
    this is something REALLY SERIOUS,
    and it can effect all of Witty.
    From the start of 2012, the population of Witty Users
    has been gradually decreasing due to what?
    LACK OF CREATIVITY
    that's not the only reason.
    There's the NEGATIVE talk.
    Y'know, the bullying, the hate, the "I'm done"s and the "I've gone back to cu.tting" stuff.
    seriously guys?
    Also
    Why are we posting tumblr quotes?
    WITTY PROFILES IS NOT SOME SAD CHEAP COPY OF TUMBLR
    For the love of cats, GET CREATIVE.
    YOU'VE GOT AN IMAGINATION. WE ALL DO. USE IT.
    But if we keep losing wittians, Steve will have no choice
    Do you really think Steve will still be supporting a failing website?
    NO.
    How would you feel if Witty was SHUT DOWN?
    No more posting quotes, faving, commenting,
    NOTHING.
    But no worries
    I have a plan
    A PROJECT actually.
    PROJECT RW
    which stands for "Restoring Witty"
    We can all help.
    We have 50+ wittians on here that still want witty to stay.
    And here's how we're gonna do it.
    (check my next quote to see how)

  20. countrychic98 countrychic98
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2013 11:42pm UTC
    I hate how all of my teachers had me fill out a personal survey, like why do you need to know my favorite childhood memory and how many pets i have?

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