Scrubs Quotes

CharliesTheName

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March 8, 2014 4:31pm UTC

Girl: is that a roll of quarters in your pocket or are you just having a good time?
Guy: It's actually a roll of quarters
Guy: *takes out roll of quarters*
Guy: Laundry day.

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Dudu*
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December 31, 2013 8:53pm UTC

I CAN'T DO THIS ALL ON MY OWN.
No, I know. I'm no superman.

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Dishonored*
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September 6, 2013 10:40pm UTC

When I was younger, my cousin and I
were way too obessed with Scrubs,
and we both loved the same characters
so whenever it got awkward we'd break
the silence by saying "I love C.ox." - or we'd
quote the janitor, but mainly the C.ox thing-
because everyone thought we were saying
c.ocks and it p.issed our moms off that
everyone thought we were little w.hores.
We lived life on the edge.
and lol C.ox is a bad word on here? Jeez.

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CharliesTheName

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September 5, 2013 4:13pm UTC

To the people wondering what that gif is on my profile of the two guys who are about to kiss but then one starts laughing and pulls away:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3tjVGm58M8

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CharliesTheName

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June 19, 2013 3:26pm UTC

I hate when people put irrelevant tags in their quotes

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CharliesTheName

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June 16, 2013 7:04pm UTC

Scrubs
Turk: *shows JD his engagement ring for Carla*
Turk: Well?
JD: It's beautiful.
JD: But my parents will kill me if I marry a black guy.

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CharliesTheName

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April 24, 2013 6:22pm UTC

SCRUBS
Elliot: You rate women in this hospital by their appearance??
JD: Calm down, 12.

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Raymatts
posted a quote
April 20, 2013 4:26pm UTC

I know what I've been told: You gotta work to feed the soul
But I can't do this all on my own. No I know, I'm no superman

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hatetheloved
posted a quote
April 15, 2013 5:26pm UTC

"Are you and idiot?"
"No sir, I'm a dreamer."
Scrubs

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summmer_love
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April 5, 2013 10:19am UTC

Scrubs;
Karla: what if we have aa daughter and she wants to get her ears pierced?
Turk: irrelevant, we're not having a daughter.
Karla: okay, what if we have a sson and he wants to take dance lessons even though all his friends play football?
Turk: he can dance if he wants to, he can leave his friends behind..
'Cause if his friends don't dance, and if they don't dance then they're no friends of mine!

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Iwannacookie2304
posted a quote
March 3, 2013 2:12pm UTC

Are you a idiot?
No sir I'm a dreamer

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Iwannacookie2304
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March 3, 2013 2:08pm UTC

Friend: I'm gonna go to medical school to become a doctor.
Me: Why don't you just watch Scrubs.

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dolph*
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February 23, 2013 2:10pm UTC

J.D and the Janitor: Ted we found you in the parking lot throwing rocks at old couples.
Ted: WHY SHOULD THEY BE HAPPY

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dolph*
posted a quote
February 23, 2013 2:07pm UTC

If Doctors looked like Zach Braff i'd be breaking bones a lot more

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unionjlittlemix
posted a quote
February 17, 2013 8:39am UTC

I don't want no scrubs,
scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me,
Hangin' out the passenger side of his best friends ride, tryin' to holla at me
- No Scrubs, TLC.

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theawkwardauthor
posted a quote
February 3, 2013 11:17am UTC

Everyone's got their burdens.
I'm not going to be one of those people that dumps mine on someone else.

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dolph*
posted a quote
January 24, 2013 2:55pm UTC

“I'm a man. I have needs. Please say there will be cuddling.”— J.D.

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