Pickup Quotes

yeabuddy
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July 11, 2013 6:44pm UTC

Lame pick up lines #2
Do you know what my shirts made of?
Boyfriend material

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concepts*
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July 5, 2013 8:51am UTC

You must be Atenlol because you regulate how fast my heart beats..

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concepts*
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July 5, 2013 8:48am UTC

I think you are lacking in
Vitamin me.

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Christopher Robin*
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June 20, 2013 5:00pm UTC

Funny Pickup Lines
#1
"You know what material this is? [Pull shirt out] Boyfriend material."

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Christopher Robin*
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June 20, 2013 4:57pm UTC

Funny Pickup Lines
#1
"You know what material this is? [Pull shirt out] Boyfriend material."

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breezy_mac
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June 12, 2013 5:23am UTC

R u a sofa bc you safaking annoying

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CherryPop
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May 30, 2013 11:27am UTC

WORST PICK-UP LINE EVER:
Douche : Are you from Ireland?
Douche : Because my d//ck is Dublin over you.

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swimswim98
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May 22, 2013 7:26pm UTC

"You're hotter than the bottom of my laptop".

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soccerboy14
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May 19, 2013 3:42pm UTC

I love every bone in your body.
Especially mine.

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soccerboy14
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May 19, 2013 3:40pm UTC

Do you sleep on your stomach?
Well, can I?

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soccerboy14
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May 19, 2013 3:37pm UTC

My mom told me to never look at pretty girls or I'll turn into a statue. In fact, I feel myself getting hard right now.

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hey_its_mal
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May 16, 2013 2:26am UTC

Even if there wasn't gravity...
I'd still fall for you

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Hale_Storm18
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March 9, 2013 11:47am UTC

New pickup line: I hate a lot of people, but I don't hate you

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quotestealer
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March 2, 2013 1:18pm UTC

boy: did it hurt?
girl: (sigh) did what hurt?
boy: when you broke earth's crust ascending from hell.

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sheviee98
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March 2, 2013 6:56am UTC

Waiting Until The Last Minute To Pick Up Your Phone
Because you love your ringtone so much♥

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Serotonin
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January 30, 2013 4:04pm UTC

(Extremely) Geeky Pick-up Lines
1. Be my integral so you can be the area under my curves.
2. You know.. it’s not the length of the vector that counts… it’s how you apply the force.
3. I wish I were adenine because then I could get paired with U.
4. I think my heart just lagged.
5. I must be an auxin, cause you appear to have rapid stem elongation.
6. I’m attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.
7. If I was sin^2 and you were cos^2 together we would be 1.
8. If I was an endoplasmic reticulum, how would you want me: smooth or rough?
9. Hey baby, what’s your tanx cosx?
10. Let’s get together and test the spring potential of my mattress.

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ukfangirl
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January 27, 2013 3:42pm UTC

Bad Pick Up Lines #4:
You remind me of my pinky toe; small, cute, and I'll prolly bang you on my coffe table later.

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ukfangirl
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January 27, 2013 3:40pm UTC

Bad Pick-Up Lines #3
Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.

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