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sheviee98

1. sheviee98
   posted a quote
   April 8, 2013 2:14am UTC
   I'm not fat
   MY MIRROR IS JUST 3D
   
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2. sheviee98
   posted a quote
   March 7, 2013 2:42am UTC
   Girl Pet Peeves
   Entry #1
   Never call a girl beautiful...and misspell the word beautiful, it's a complete turn-off and ruins the whole concept of being called beautiful. So make sure you know how to spell...or suffer the consequences.
   
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3. sheviee98
   posted a quote
   March 2, 2013 6:56am UTC
   Waiting Until The Last Minute To Pick Up Your Phone
   Because you love your ringtone so much♥
   
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4. sheviee98
   posted a quote
   February 21, 2013 2:16am UTC
   Being on witty has eased my conscience
   half the things I thought only went around in my head,
   also go around in everybody else's.
   
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5. sheviee98
   posted a quote
   February 21, 2013 1:48am UTC
   somewhere over the rainbow
   way up high...
   THEY BETTER HAVE SOME DANG SKITTLES.
   
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6. sheviee98
   posted a quote
   February 12, 2013 11:13pm UTC
   The depressing moment when you preview your quote before you post it, and see the amount of faves you "have"
   
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7. sheviee98
   posted a quote
   February 12, 2013 11:09pm UTC
   The awkward moment where a teacher makes a joke
   with a hidden innuendo,
   and you're the only one
   WHO
   realizes it,
   and laughs
   
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8. sheviee98
   posted a quote
   February 12, 2013 3:41pm UTC
   Guy: (;
   Girl: Oh, so you want me? :P
   Guy: I'm not trying to wink at you, I'm simply too lazy to press the shift button.
   Girl...
   Moral of the story: Ignore online winks c:
   
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