Best Pickup Quotes This Week

Hale_Storm18
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March 9, 2013 11:47am UTC

New pickup line: I hate a lot of people, but I don't hate you

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*Dirtbag*
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November 7, 2013 7:32pm UTC

The FBI is looking for my P3n!s
Can I hide it inside you?

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Steve*
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September 24, 2013 6:03am UTC

My my favourite pickup line; You are hotter than the bottom of my laptop..mmm...

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yeabuddy
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July 11, 2013 6:44pm UTC

Lame pick up lines #2
Do you know what my shirts made of?
Boyfriend material

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quotestealer
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March 2, 2013 1:18pm UTC

boy: did it hurt?
girl: (sigh) did what hurt?
boy: when you broke earth's crust ascending from hell.

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ukfangirl
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January 27, 2013 3:42pm UTC

Bad Pick Up Lines #4:
You remind me of my pinky toe; small, cute, and I'll prolly bang you on my coffe table later.

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breezy_mac
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June 12, 2013 5:23am UTC

R u a sofa bc you safaking annoying

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Gpc11
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October 19, 2014 7:29pm UTC

Pick up line:You must be a magician, because everytime I look at you, everyone else disappears.

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Golfish27
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September 28, 2013 4:23pm UTC

If a ★ fell for every time I thought
of you
believe me, girl
the sky would be
empty

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doublesidedice
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September 25, 2013 9:19pm UTC

You fell when you were burnt, but you will pick yourself up and dust off those ashes soon enough.

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Serotonin
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January 30, 2013 4:04pm UTC

(Extremely) Geeky Pick-up Lines
1. Be my integral so you can be the area under my curves.
2. You know.. it’s not the length of the vector that counts… it’s how you apply the force.
3. I wish I were adenine because then I could get paired with U.
4. I think my heart just lagged.
5. I must be an auxin, cause you appear to have rapid stem elongation.
6. I’m attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.
7. If I was sin^2 and you were cos^2 together we would be 1.
8. If I was an endoplasmic reticulum, how would you want me: smooth or rough?
9. Hey baby, what’s your tanx cosx?
10. Let’s get together and test the spring potential of my mattress.

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Gpc11
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October 9, 2014 1:12am UTC

Pick up line:Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll give it back.

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Gpc11
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October 4, 2014 1:50am UTC

Pick up line:If I had 4 quarters to give to the 4 prettiest girls in the world, you would have a dollar.

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nothing Important*
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September 8, 2013 11:04pm UTC

You fell I'd pick up you cry I will make you laugh you hurt I will make you forget but when I fall you kick me around

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Gpc11
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November 10, 2014 7:23pm UTC

Pick up line:I burned my tongue. Can you kiss it and make it better?

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Gpc11
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October 10, 2014 8:40pm UTC

Pick up line:I may not be the best-looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

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Christopher Robin*
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June 20, 2013 5:00pm UTC

Funny Pickup Lines
#1
"You know what material this is? [Pull shirt out] Boyfriend material."

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CherryPop
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May 30, 2013 11:27am UTC

WORST PICK-UP LINE EVER:
Douche : Are you from Ireland?
Douche : Because my d//ck is Dublin over you.

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Nicolaxx
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September 24, 2013 3:47pm UTC

Are you an interior decorator?
'Cause when i saw you, the room became beautiful ;)

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hey_its_mal
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May 16, 2013 2:26am UTC

Even if there wasn't gravity...
I'd still fall for you

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