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  1. «uzilla09»* «uzilla09»*
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2015 6:37am UTC
    Ei..m i still alive?!?
    ...in your MIND
    ..in your BEDSIDE?!?

  2. «uzilla09»* «uzilla09»*
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2015 6:06am UTC
    Are insanely inlove with ME¿¡¿

  3. Gpc11 Gpc11
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2014 7:23pm UTC
    Pick up line:I burned my tongue. Can you kiss it and make it better?

  4. Gpc11 Gpc11
    posted a quote
    October 19, 2014 7:29pm UTC
    Pick up line:You must be a magician, because everytime I look at you, everyone else disappears.

  5. Gpc11 Gpc11
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2014 8:40pm UTC
    Pick up line:I may not be the best-looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you. 

  6. Gpc11 Gpc11
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2014 1:12am UTC
    Pick up line:Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll give it back. 

  7. Gpc11 Gpc11
    posted a quote
    October 4, 2014 1:50am UTC
    Pick up line:If I had 4 quarters to give to the 4 prettiest girls in the world, you would have a dollar.

  8. AnimeWolf56 AnimeWolf56
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2014 11:12am UTC
    Are you my immune response?
    Because you have made red, warm, swelling and blood is rushing to the area ;)

  9. blondieblue12 blondieblue12
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2014 7:23pm UTC
    The best inanimate object to be:
    A cup
    the drinking kind...
    so i could touch your lips
    xxxxxxxxxxxx

  10. Meilody* Meilody*
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2013 10:56pm UTC
    Your warm smi le,
    is the
    quality.

  11. Meilody* Meilody*
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2013 10:45pm UTC
    Your warm smi le,
    is the
    quality.

  12. *Dirtbag* *Dirtbag*
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2013 7:32pm UTC
    The FBI is looking for my P3n!s
    Can I hide it inside you?

  13. Golfish27 Golfish27
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2013 4:23pm UTC
    If a ★ fell for every time I thought
    of you
    believe me, girl
    the sky would be
    empty

  14. Golfish27 Golfish27
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2013 1:55pm UTC
    HERE'S 30$
    DRINK UNTIL I AM REALLY GOOD-LOOKING,
    THEN COME BACK HERE AND TALK TO ME

  15. doublesidedice doublesidedice
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2013 9:19pm UTC
    You fell when you were burnt, but you will pick yourself up and dust off those ashes soon enough.

  16. Nicolaxx Nicolaxx
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2013 3:51pm UTC
    Are you religious?
    'Cause you're the answer too all my prayers ;)

  17. Nicolaxx Nicolaxx
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2013 3:47pm UTC
    Are you an interior decorator?
    'Cause when i saw you, the room became beautiful ;)

  18. Steve* Steve*
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2013 6:03am UTC
    My my favourite pickup line; You are hotter than the bottom of my laptop..mmm...

  19. nothing Important* nothing Important*
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2013 11:04pm UTC
    You fell I'd pick up you cry I will make you laugh you hurt I will make you forget but when I fall you kick me around

  20. axmariex2013x axmariex2013x
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2013 10:56pm UTC
    i am nothing but an accessory in your pocket. for you to decide day to day, whether to pick me up and put me in your pocket or leave me on the table..

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