Me when my crush is not around: sane. Me when my is around: NOM NOM NOM NOM F.CKING NOM OMG DID YOU SEE THEM??!! THEY'RE SO CUTE!! I JUST WANNA FEEL THIS MOMENT, OOHHHH WOOOOAHHHH *dancing like a spastic* Wha- ? oh sh.t he's right there-
Grocery shops in Australia IGA: Always cheap, doesn't need sales Aldi: Sells food and winter skiing supplies Woolworths: Collect stickers to help schools Coles: Giving away One Direction tickets We all know who wins
Bailey: Pageants are about more than beauty. You can win scholarships. Plus, they judge you on talent, poise, personality-- Cody: Oh, I know. I've been in a beauty pageant before. Bailey: You mean, like for men? Cody: Ye-no. (Bailey gets a weirded out look on her face) Cody: Don't judge me. When I met you, you were a dude.
"Oh, who's he?" "He's cute, yeah." "No, I just said he's cute!" "Hey, he's actually really nice..." "And funny..." "Okay, maybe just a little bit but don't tell anyone!" "Wow, he looks gorgeous today." "Did you see him playing with the little kids?!" "Gosh, he's too perfect." "omg whats happening." "I think I really, really, abosulutely, positively, like him."
That boy you just called 'emo'? He admits it That girl you just called fat? She weighs 500lbs That girl you called a slvt? She sucked every guys d.ck voluntarily The old man you called a paedophile? He is currently on the run from the police Sometimes you're right