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hey_its_mal

Status: Yes, yes I'm an another newbie lol

Member Since: 6 May 2013 03:16am

Last Seen: 21 Jun 2013 11:24pm

Location: Land of Ooo, Australia

Gender: F

user id: 359473

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Well... hi. 
My name's Mal.
No, it's just a nickname.
Like d!ck.
lol sorry, I'm socially awkward.

Straya (or Australia for you normal people)
is my playground
According to my records,
I'm 14
But my true, mental age is 5

Hayley Williams is my abosolute idol
She is
inspirational
amazing and
supermegafoxyawesomehot


Now to my true loves
2 words

niallhoran
bertiegilbert






'Bullshit is only bullshit if you believe it is'
 
                                        - Me

I follow back.
 
  1. hey_its_mal hey_its_mal
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2013 11:37pm UTC
    Me when my crush is not around: sane.
    Me when my is around: NOM NOM NOM NOM F.CKING NOM
    OMG DID YOU SEE THEM??!! THEY'RE SO CUTE!!
    I JUST WANNA FEEL THIS MOMENT, OOHHHH WOOOOAHHHH
    *dancing like a spastic*
    Wha- ?
    oh sh.t he's right there-

  2. hey_its_mal hey_its_mal
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2013 1:13am UTC
    Started Tumblr,
    leave your URL's for me to follow c:

  3. hey_its_mal hey_its_mal
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2013 4:32pm UTC
    Girl: OmG I'M SO HEaLTHY, I POST salaD pics on INSTA lyk eVERYdaY!!!! :OOOO
    Me: I once ate an apple two months ago…

  4. hey_its_mal hey_its_mal
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2013 6:07pm UTC
    Grocery shops in Australia
    IGA: Always cheap, doesn't need sales
    Aldi: Sells food and winter skiing supplies
    Woolworths: Collect stickers to help schools
    Coles: Giving away One Direction tickets
    We all know who wins

  5. hey_its_mal hey_its_mal
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2013 8:02pm UTC
    Sorry, I have a bad habit
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    BEING
    FABULOUS

  6. hey_its_mal hey_its_mal
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2013 2:21am UTC
    Bailey: Pageants are about more than beauty. You can win scholarships. Plus, they judge you on talent, poise, personality--
    Cody: Oh, I know. I've been in a beauty pageant before.
    Bailey: You mean, like for men?
    Cody: Ye-no.
    (Bailey gets a weirded out look on her face)
    Cody: Don't judge me. When I met you, you were a dude.

  7. hey_its_mal hey_its_mal
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2013 4:43pm UTC
    Useless, lonely, unattractive
    and proud
    :)

  8. hey_its_mal hey_its_mal
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2013 4:37pm UTC
    Australia: time for exams, b/ches
    Rest of the World: YAYAYYAYAYAAYYYAYAYAYYAYAYAYA SUMMER VACATIONNNNNNNNN :OOOOO CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC:

  9. hey_its_mal hey_its_mal
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2013 6:12pm UTC
    Are you on your period?
    No, I'm genuinely mad at you peasant, don't go blaming my menstrual.

  10. hey_its_mal hey_its_mal
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2013 5:17pm UTC
    You turn the lights off
    Then you turn them back on
    teehee

  11. hey_its_mal hey_its_mal
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2013 4:24pm UTC
    "Oh, who's he?"
    "He's cute, yeah."
    "No, I just said he's cute!"
    "Hey, he's actually really nice..."
    "And funny..."
    "Okay, maybe just a little bit but don't tell anyone!"
    "Wow, he looks gorgeous today."
    "Did you see him playing with the little kids?!"
    "Gosh, he's too perfect."
    "omg whats happening."
    "I think I really, really, abosulutely, positively, like him."

  12. hey_its_mal hey_its_mal
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2013 4:38pm UTC
    "Hey, do you like water?"
    "Good, so you like 55% of me."

  13. hey_its_mal hey_its_mal
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2013 8:19pm UTC
    Have you ever showered,
    not because you needed to...
    just because you needed time to think?

  14. hey_its_mal hey_its_mal
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2013 10:05pm UTC
    Family
    Monday: Don't talk to me
    Tuesday: Don't talk to me
    Wednesday: Don't talk to me
    Thursday: Don't talk to me
    Friday: Don't talk to me
    Saturday: Fu.king Brady Bunch
    Sunday: Don't talk to me

  15. hey_its_mal hey_its_mal
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2013 6:12pm UTC
    That boy you just called 'emo'?
    He admits it
    That girl you just called fat?
    She weighs 500lbs
    That girl you called a slvt?
    She sucked every guys d.ck voluntarily
    The old man you called a paedophile?
    He is currently on the run from the police
    Sometimes you're right

  16. hey_its_mal hey_its_mal
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2013 2:34am UTC
    I'll take one shot for my pain,
    One drag for my sorrow.
    Get messed up today,
    I'll be okay tomorrow.

  17. hey_its_mal hey_its_mal
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2013 5:39pm UTC
    Dear 2015,
    If I don't see hoverboards and flying cars
    Im'a be hella p.issed
    Sincerely,
    Just Realized After Watching Back to the Future: Part Two

  18. hey_its_mal hey_its_mal
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2013 8:10pm UTC
    You have my {heart} in your hands
    So don't clap please.

  19. hey_its_mal hey_its_mal
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2013 2:31am UTC
    Tourists: I want to go to Australia and go on all the beaches every single day!!! :OOOOOO
    Australia: We're full.

  20. hey_its_mal hey_its_mal
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2013 2:26am UTC
    Even if there wasn't gravity...
    I'd still fall for you

:)

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