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Blurryface*
posted a quote
April 1, 2014 5:14pm UTC

i'm leaving on a spot of good luck,
you can't stop me

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*Tori Leigh*
posted a quote
February 10, 2014 12:49am UTC

me: yes mother I'm getting on that homework assignment right now
me: *puts off my education until the friggin rapture*
rapture: *begins*
mother:
me: LIKE FIVE MORE MINUTES JUST GIVE ME LIKE TEN MORE MINUTES OK

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Dishonored*
posted a quote
January 10, 2014 4:18am UTC

me: ah, f.uck it. I don't care if he
talks to me or not.
guy: hey
me:
me:
me: wtf?

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Jordan.*
posted a quote
January 8, 2014 4:05pm UTC

You're beautiful like a beautiful piece of pizza.

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666*
posted a quote
December 26, 2013 11:57am UTC

Sometimes I fear that i've gone completley mad.

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meltdown
posted a quote
October 12, 2013 6:32pm UTC

Format by disposition. Please leave the credit in the coding and if you do decide to take bits and pieces, leave the credit where it is due. please only use on wittyprofiles.com!!!
no,
just don't even
think about talking
To me.

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MissF2F2F2
posted a quote
October 12, 2013 10:18am UTC

Me: *Scrolling down Witty*
Me: *Sees quote that I've seen before*
Me: asdfghjkl;
Me: *scratches own eyes out*
Me: *writes angry comment*
Me: *Faves quote*

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Dishonored*
posted a quote
September 22, 2013 11:32pm UTC

& I hate how girls can wear
6in. hooker heels and walk
perfectly fine, while I'm in
sneakers tripping over air
way more than I should be.

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*Yours Truly*
posted a quote
August 30, 2013 1:42am UTC

People think,
that when I am staring at my phone I am texting someone at all times.
What I am actually doing,
is playing temple run like a crazy person.

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Øipy*
posted a quote
August 19, 2013 12:27pm UTC

Girls who call their boyfriend's "daddy" makes me want to vomit all over their existence.
- tumblr

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oakey101
posted a quote
July 30, 2013 6:31pm UTC

[accidentally cares about bands more than education]

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sarahmarlowXxx
posted a quote
March 17, 2013 7:35pm UTC

Did you know
there are 923 words in the English language that break the "i before e" rule.
Only 44 words actually follow the rule
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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Infinity on high*
posted a quote
March 1, 2013 4:54am UTC

but what if
we were
meant for
each other?

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Girl With a Cat Head*
posted a quote
February 24, 2013 4:01pm UTC

I hate making people angry at me. If anyone I'm friends with is mad at me I will just sit in my room and cry.
AND NEVER COME OUT.

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