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Øipy*

Status: talk that talk to me.

Member Since: 10 Nov 2012 02:55pm

Last Seen: 13 Jan 2014 11:26am

Birthday: October 22

Location: Carr0tz.

Gender: F

user id: 338150

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Melissa | 15

I'm from London.
I'm a geek.
I'm really, really shy; probably another awkward potato.
I'm 5'7.
I'm annoying although I'm quiet.
I love reading.

(+) Omegle, sleeping, eating, majority of rock music, R&B, witnessing fights, The Walking Dead, beanies, The Voice, school (minus the getting up early bit), art, writing, photography, reading, rain, piercings, tattoo's, romantic movies, guitar riffs, crying, laughing, trolls, dark nail polish, Metallica, Guns 'N' Roses, The Jungle Book, Bambi, McDonald's, burgers, Burger King, Pizza Hut, hair dye, London Grammar, Nutella, long hair, parodies, Muse, Fall Out Boy, Lana Del Rey, Nickelback, winter, summer, kittens, singing.

(-) Fakes, cheaters, vegetables, thugs, Miley Cyrus, screamo, alcohlic drinks, beer, peppers, tomatoes, 1D (omg, forgive me), judgemental people.

Øipy*
posted a quote
October 26, 2013 1:11pm UTC

> > all my life < <
i've been, i've been waiting for someone like you

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Øipy*
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October 22, 2013 12:30pm UTC

happy birthday... to me...

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Øipy*
posted a quote
August 19, 2013 12:27pm UTC

Girls who call their boyfriend's "daddy" makes me want to vomit all over their existence.
- tumblr

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Øipy*
posted a quote
January 27, 2013 9:40am UTC

I wish I was a
watermelon.
I'd be fat, but healthy.

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Øipy*
posted a quote
December 24, 2012 5:27am UTC

Boy: Why don't you have a boyfriend yet?
Girl: Because I'm not allowed.
Why don't you have a girlfriend?
Boy: Because you're still
not allowed to have a boyfriend.

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Øipy*
posted a quote
December 16, 2012 6:02am UTC

Simon says jump.
Simon didn't say land, you're
all out...

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Øipy*
posted a quote
December 14, 2012 1:47pm UTC

' Everyone, quick! Act natural! '
- everyone strikes out the most un-natural pose ever -

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