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Member Since: 27 Aug 2011 09:28pm

Last Seen: 27 Aug 2016 02:27pm

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Christ loves all.


 

 

My two best friends on here are Kyle at Kyleelovesyou and Kylee at SmiileyBeaar.
They are really lovely people and I adore them. 

[+] Jesus Christ, Music, Dogs, Turtles

Updated: 24 February 2014

Hack!
Kyle's: Hahah!!! Kyle hacked this! I am your best friend. You are special. and Amazing,. I love you to death and I can't see what I am typing. Stupid background making things hard. You are like my best friend even though you are younger than me. You are the middle child! Kylee is the youngest! I'm the oldest! :P Beat that. I am now going to move on and work on your profie. Love you girl! Kylee, Kayla, Kelly, and Kyle forever! (KKKK)

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  1. oakey101 oakey101
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2014 9:37pm UTC
    The sass is real

  2. oakey101 oakey101
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2013 11:15pm UTC
    I'm an actor
    These words are all actors
    And you're on
    MTV's Disaster Quote

  3. oakey101 oakey101
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2013 7:36pm UTC
    "You're too younger for the internet" said the 13 year old.
    "I'm older than you"
    "You're like 12"
    "I'm 17..."
    Do I really look 12?

  4. oakey101 oakey101
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2013 8:30pm UTC
    Is it June yet?

  5. oakey101 oakey101
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2013 10:05pm UTC
    We just got your x-ray results back and I’m afraid that there’s some bad news. It appears that there is an entire spooky skeleton inside of you and there’s nothing we can do to remove it. I’m so sorry.

  6. oakey101 oakey101
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2013 1:42pm UTC
    I find it funny that I have followers like are you aware I'm a loser

  7. oakey101 oakey101
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2013 1:32pm UTC
    You know how in musicals the couple will start singing the same song no matter how far apart they are.
    What if that happened in real life
    What if you were just at a restaurant one day and you started randomly singing because your soulmate decided to sing a duet in the shower.

  8. oakey101 oakey101
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2013 11:31am UTC
    I'm a Power Ranger.

  9. oakey101 oakey101
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2013 10:48am UTC
    Girl #1 commenting on a quote : Steve has a son...
    Girl #2 : ...He told someone on his profile that he has no children
    Girl #1 : I found his facebook
    Me Thinking : What. That's not creepy or anything.

  10. oakey101 oakey101
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2013 1:28pm UTC
    There's only 4 months left of this year and if that doesn't freak you out then you're lying.

  11. oakey101 oakey101
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2013 3:22pm UTC
    If we all followed the people who follow Witty Profiles on Twitter, we'd have lots of followers and it would make us look like we have lots of friends.

  12. oakey101 oakey101
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2013 6:31pm UTC
    [accidentally cares about bands more than education]

  13. oakey101 oakey101
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2013 11:26pm UTC
    I should just quit school and become a brostitute,
    you pay me to just hang out and chill.

  14. oakey101 oakey101
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2013 5:16pm UTC
    All you need is faith, trust and pixie dust.

  15. oakey101 oakey101
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2013 1:59pm UTC
    Righties Live Longer Than Lefties
    It looks like lefties got the short end of the stick.
    Right-handed people live an average of 9 years longer than left-handed people.

  16. oakey101 oakey101
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2013 4:59pm UTC
    Guys,
    Steve is reading books of psychology.
    What if this website is just one big test for years on end?
    And he's testing the ways of teenagers around the globe.

  17. oakey101 oakey101
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2013 12:53pm UTC
    "If it hurts this much
    Then it much be love
    And its a lottery
    I can't wait to draw your name.
    Oh i'm trying to get to you
    But time isn't on my side
    The truths the worst i could do
    And i guess that i have lied".

  18. oakey101 oakey101
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2013 2:08pm UTC
    Hoarders will be the first to survive an Apocalypse.

  19. oakey101 oakey101
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2013 4:41pm UTC
    Rain down the windowpane

  20. oakey101 oakey101
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2013 4:38pm UTC
    Kinda wish I had the courage,
    A bit of bravery.

:)

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