Penguins Quotes

WokeChris 11*
posted a quote
June 27, 2017 5:13pm UTC

DID YOU KNOW..
Pengiuns propose.
When a male penguin falls in love with a female penguin, he searches the entire beach to find the perfect pebble and when he finally finds it, he waddles over to his chosen one and places the pebble right in front of her feet. If she picks the pebble, it means she accept the proposal.
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Deckard*
posted a quote
April 25, 2015 4:30pm UTC

I love Saturdays,
I can sleep in till noon,
I can post witty quotes,
and I can look at hot guys,
all without my parents noticing.

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leggings
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November 21, 2014 9:55pm UTC

did you know
that a gay penguin couple will steal an egg
from a straight penguin couple
because that's called 'suprise adoption'

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cutepuppies01
posted a quote
March 18, 2014 11:28am UTC

Say this 3 times fast:
Purple pineapples perfectly place penguins in pedofiles pants.

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cocopuffs
posted a quote
December 21, 2013 1:51pm UTC

Did you know that when a penguin finds it's mate,
They stay together forever?
Will you be my penguin?

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*trop chic*
posted a quote
December 15, 2013 7:03pm UTC

When chemist die, they barium.
HAHAHA THAT PUN

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lindymaeeee
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December 12, 2013 9:22pm UTC

So... penguins have knees... but they're like their hips :)

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happiest*
posted a quote
November 24, 2013 3:09pm UTC

do penguins even have knees? what the f^ck

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Leslie and Alli *
posted a quote
October 7, 2013 10:06pm UTC

Me and my best friend just had a 10 min conversation on how to say penguin and turned out we both where wrong.
Just let that sink in.

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cocopuffs
posted a quote
September 20, 2013 9:16pm UTC

Probably the worst thing about being a penguin is
after you're in an argument
you'll try to waddle away angrily but still look adorably cute

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posted a quote
August 17, 2013 7:42pm UTC

If you're nice to me, i'll be nice to you.
But if you aren't nice to me i'll still probably be nice to you on the
outside but when i go home i'll rant about you on my blog.

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brillt27
posted a quote
August 10, 2013 3:15pm UTC

ladies, some advice:
any guy can look cool on a motorcycle. if you really wanna know what kind of man you got...
watch him walk into an unexpected spider web

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
June 19, 2013 3:26pm UTC

I hate when people put irrelevant tags in their quotes

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TheSkyisFalling
posted a quote
June 2, 2013 3:03pm UTC

So Im new to witty and my friend says that supposedly only socially awkward penguins have a witty
So this is a poll to see if she's right.
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How many of you wittians have a social life?
How many don't?
[This is to prove my friend wrong not to offend anyone]

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