Best Pen Quotes Ever

happiest*
posted a quote
December 8, 2013 1:54pm UTC

GUYS I ASKED THE CUTE BOY IN MY CHEM CLASS FOR A PEN AND AT THE END OF THE CLASS I WENT TO GO GIVE IT BACK TO HIM, I ENDED UP STABBING HIM IN THE HAND WITH IT AND IT WAS BLEEDING AND IF THAT DOESNT EXPLAIN WHY I DONT HAVE A BOYFRIEND I DONT KNOW WHAT WILL.

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Marian*
posted a quote
February 21, 2013 1:37pm UTC

DUDE I SAID YOU
COULD BORROW
MY PEN
not eat it.

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Jordan.*
posted a quote
December 31, 2013 6:34pm UTC

You bite your nails.
he clicks his pen,
I smoke cigarettes,
we all die in the end.

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SuperNovaChic
posted a quote
April 24, 2014 12:07pm UTC

People
ask me why I draw in pen. I in turn ask them why I shouldn't, to which their
response is always you can't remove the mistakes. Then I tell them I like the
mistakes formed when creating the art with pen. When I draw in pen and make
mistakes it represents the troubles we go through to teach what we are now. We
may regret our mistakes and wish they never existed but without them you would
be leading a different life. Don't remove your mistakes instead remember them
and think about what they made you. The mistakes in a piece of art are like
ours. They shouldn't be removed because without them the piece would be
different. ~ Mine

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Jillianxxx
posted a quote
February 19, 2013 11:13pm UTC

do you ever use a pen and you're
just blown away by how smoothly it
glides acrossed the page and how the
ink flows out so beautifuly like tears
of jesus or something.

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^_^*
posted a quote
July 7, 2013 10:48am UTC

Normal person: drops pen on the floor,
picks it up and carries on.
Me: drops pen,pen never to be seen again.

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GRACEROCKS
posted a quote
January 25, 2013 3:56pm UTC

Teacher- Wow it's so quiet in here I could hear a pin drop!
Friend- *Drops pen*
Teacher- I SAID PIN!

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fionarose
posted a quote
July 13, 2013 7:16am UTC

I knew a girl who liked to draw.
She drew pictures nobody saw.
She was most artistic at night, in her bathroom, out of sight.
She didn't tell a soul, and her gallery grew.
Her drawings were different, no pencil or pen.
But needed a bandage every now and then.
We stood by the river, under the stars.
She rolled up her sleeves and showed me her scars.
She looked so embarrassed, and looked down at her shoes.
So I rolled up my sleeve and said "I draw too".

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DawnRaven
posted a quote
October 12, 2013 8:36pm UTC

When writing
The Story Of Your Life
Don't let anyone else hold the pen

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HatredXD
posted a quote
February 15, 2013 5:21pm UTC

Steve sent me Witty pens.
TIME TO PUT THEM ALL AROUND THE SCHOOL! MUHAHAHAH!~
-evil laughs uncontrollably until starts to choke*
Thank you Steve :) <3

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ArtFrenzy
posted a quote
June 3, 2013 4:19pm UTC

Me : "Hey sorry I forgot to give you back your pen"
A girl : "Oh its okay, keep it"
*two weeks later*
Girl : "Hey that's my pen!"
Me : o_O

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SalemSoto
posted a quote
April 22, 2013 10:28pm UTC

The awkward moment when
YOU REALIZE YOU'RE
CHEWING ON A PEN THEY LET YOU BORROW .

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TheDysfunctional
posted a quote
April 23, 2013 8:38am UTC

Why do banks have chains on their pens?
oh no, they stole the pen! How will be afford another?

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addictedtonutella
posted a quote
July 3, 2013 12:45am UTC

*at the end of test*
Teacher: PUT DOWN YOUR PEN!!
Me: Relax, b.itch. It's a pen not a gun.

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PotatoSalad
posted a quote
February 20, 2013 2:40am UTC

My pens never run out of ink.
I always lose them before it happens.

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we2areawesome
posted a quote
July 31, 2013 7:07pm UTC

*At the end of exam*
Teacher: "PUT YOUR PEN DOWN"
Me: "Relax b.itch, it's
a pen, not a gun."

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sapphirepeaches
posted a quote
September 29, 2013 3:09pm UTC

First KissAnd it’s warm.
And it starts in your chest.
And it travels through your body like a wisp of smoke.
And your head is crowded but clear.
And his hand is holding your face.
And it’s your first kiss.
And it doesn’t happen like the movies.
And for a split second it’s scary.
And you don’t know what you’re doing.
And then you close your eyes.
And then you stop thinking.
And you stop breathing.
And it’s your first kiss.
And you just feel it.
And you feel it inside, and out.
And you’re radiating love.
And he’s scared too.
And that’s okay.
And you’re going to think too much.
And then you won’t be able to think at all.
And it’s your first kiss.
And then you open your eyes.
And you realise you’re still holding your breath.
And he’s staring like he’s looking into your soul.
And then it’s over but it’s not.
And you’re entranced.
And you can still feel it.
And it’s still warm.
And now you’re numb.
And you feel warm and fuzzy.
And he says goodbye.
And he walks away.
And you cover your mouth with your hand.
And you can taste him on your tongue.
And you can still feel his hand your face.
And you can still feel his kiss there.
And it’s your first kiss.
And you’re radiating love.
And you’re radiating hope.
And you’re radiating joy.
And you’re radiating excitement.
And anticipation, and fear.
And you worry he didn’t like it.
And you can’t stop smiling.
And you can’t stop laughing.
And you want to jump.
And you love this boy.
And he loves you.
And this moment is perfection
Because it’s your first kiss.

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PotatoSalad
posted a quote
March 9, 2013 8:07pm UTC

Lost your= No pen
No pen= no notes
No notes= no study
No study= fail
Fail= no diploma
No diploma= no work
No work= no money
No money= no food
No food= skinny
Skinny= ugly
Ugly= no love
No love= no marriage
No marriage= no children
No children= alone
Alone= depression
Depression= sickness
Sickness= death
DON’T LOSE YOUR PEN, YOU
WILL DIE!

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Fayedaway
posted a quote
March 26, 2014 10:40am UTC

It's a skill.
To use a pen and a scrap of paper to form words or art,
To communicate messages straight from the heart,
Releasing the demons inside your head through ink and grafite,
It conveys the cause of the twisted thoughts and sheds some light,
creating a picture or a monologue of distress,
That what appears as a page full of mess,
To strangers it can look a tad obscene,
But to you it contains your nightmares and dreams,
A page filled with rubbings explains where you went wrong,
The repeated related lyrics from your favourite song,
combine it together and make a masterpiece out of corruption,
Let the emotions splurge out in a massive eruption,
They say to destroy something is to create,
So kill every thought, emotion and feeling of hate,
By writing down or drawing it to set it free,
Do it for yourself, not for your parents, lover or me,
You will murder the monsters that are in your head,
Set fire to the pages to ensure they are dead,
Only you will perceive the messages that are amongst the smoke,
But don't breathe it in, don't inhale and choke,
Just watch the pain go up in flames,
Until there's none left, just ashes as remains,
It's a skill,
To use a pen and a scrap of paper to form words or art,
To communicate messages straight from the heart.

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enginesGoBOOM*
posted a quote
March 30, 2013 5:01pm UTC

*Sister gives me a pen*
She starts using another one of the same types of pen.
Sister: Oh, the pen doesn't work properly.
Me: That's alright.
Sister: How? Won't you need it at school?
Me: Don't be ridiculous. That would mean that I actually work at school.
Sister: -___________________________________________________________________________________-

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