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Best Pen Quotes Ever

  1. DaisyJay DaisyJay
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2013 4:34pm UTC
    That awkward moment when someone yells at you for clicking a pen but you have to click it one more time to use it.

  2. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2016 6:32pm UTC
    so, where I live people just love to illegally ride 4 wheelers on the road. they always stir up my dogs and drive back and forth and refuse to stop when we try to get them. today, my puppy that wasnt even a year old, got hit and died. he's usually very good at not going down to the road. except when it comes to people riding 4 wheelers ILLEGALLY. it's loud and they usually go slow enough to alarm the dogs and they start to chase. i feel like such crap. i wanted them to be put in the pen but everyone refuses to do so. and i havent spent much time with him since he was born- and even when i have, it always consisted of him and his brother playing on my bed around me. especially lately because of work. and now i have his brother and im going to spend more time with him. and that makes me feel worse because Pi would have loved more time with me. he would have loved to sleep in my bed with me more. he was so loving. and i didnt really do that with him because he had his brother and they were always playing outside and i was always working or sleeping.
    all i can think of is his sad puppy eyes looking at me from outside the door, wanting me to come play or him to come inside to play and its breaking my heart. i didnt deserve him.

  3. Aяιαηηα Mα∂∂αℓєηα Cяιηαмσятє* Aяιαηηα Mα∂∂αℓєηα Cяιηαмσятє*
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2014 3:39pm UTC
    Remember when we were kids, and you weren't my friend coz' I stole your pen?

  4. the_nicest_account_on_witty the_nicest_account_on_witty
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2013 6:29pm UTC
    When writing the story of your life, don't let anyone else hold the pen.

  5. Kira♥* Kira♥*
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2014 2:53pm UTC
    i hate when you let someone borrow your pen
    but they don't put the lid on it.

  6. Crazy girl* Crazy girl*
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2014 9:41am UTC
    I really used to hate giving out pens to people in my class cos they would never give it back or when they gave it back the lid to the pen was missing and it just frustrated me! I don't care if a pen means nothing to you but to me it does cos its mine and I paid for it ok, get your own!

  7. ...* ...*
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2013 9:17am UTC
    Lost your pen = No pen
    No pen = No notes
    No notes = No study
    No study = Fail
    Fail = No diploma
    No diploma = No work
    No work = No money
    No money = No food
    No food = You get skinny
    You get skinny = You get ugly
    Ugly = No love
    No love = No marrige
    No marrige = No children
    No children = Alone
    Alone = Depression
    Depression = Sickness
    Sickness = Death
    I wouldn't lose a pen...
    ^ I got that from a site. I forgot where it was.
    But NMQ

  8. T1nk3rF4iryk T1nk3rF4iryk
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2013 10:03am UTC
    That awkward moment when someone yells at you for clicking a pen but you have to click it one more time to use it.

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