Best Paper Quotes Ever

Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
February 23, 2013 1:13pm UTC

Me when I get a paper cut: Ohmygosh! It stings! I'm going to die! This is it, this is the end! Tell my cat I love him! Goodbye friends!
Me when I get an actual serious injury: No, no, I'm fine. Seriously, it's just a scratch. Don't worry, I'll be okay.

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happiest*
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September 18, 2013 2:04pm UTC

Found a paper I wrote in 5th grade that I got an ‘f’ on.
My prompt was “Imagine you are sitting on a cloud, what would you do or see” I wrote, "I would see the ground as I fell because I would fall through it because in science you told us that clouds were just water mists."

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happiest*
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September 18, 2013 2:09pm UTC

*shuts off ur wifi* go ahead no one can hear u scream

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Rajsonkar
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December 4, 2013 12:37pm UTC

I'm a PAPER,
you can write your feelings, scribble your anger, use me to absorb tears. Don't throw me after use but
when you feel cold, burn me
to feel warm cause I Love
you.
format credit rajsonkar

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Jordan.*
posted a quote
January 5, 2014 8:37pm UTC

Paper cuts: So small, but so evil.

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*♥︎Lady Ave♥︎*
posted a quote
December 6, 2013 10:07pm UTC

I thank my best friend
For being the reason I paint
With my paintbrush and paper tonight
Instead of my razor and wrist.
Thank You Dana.

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of_mice_and_lucifer*
posted a quote
October 13, 2013 2:25pm UTC

The Paper Chain Project.
By: gravityhappens
This is sort of a follow on from the butterfly project. The butterfly project is amazing for a short-term distraction, but sometimes when you’re recovering you need a little more. The paper chain project helps you to see your achievements over time - to see how your recovery is progressing and to see you grow over time. It has really helped me :)
Rules:
1. for every day you go without self harming or purging, add a colourful link to the paper chain
2. If you relapse, just add a white link to to the chain and carry on the chain without any disruption
3. Over time the paper chain will grow in length
4. And you can see your progress, and see that even if you do relapse, the are still days you go without hurting yourself. The colourful links.
5. Over time and through your recovery watch the amount of coloured links begin to increase, and the amount of white links begin to decrease.
6. If you feel like hurting yourself, look at the paper chain and realise just how far you’ve made it, and realise that if you’ve resisted before you can do it again :)
Found this on tumbIr, thought it'd be nice to let people know about this(:
stay strong, lovelies <3

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kelly*
posted a quote
August 11, 2013 1:48am UTC

Why does toilet paper need a commercial?
Who is not buying toilet paper?

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dontsellyourselfshort
posted a quote
June 23, 2013 10:47am UTC

I understand that scissors can beat paper. And I get how rock can beat scissors. But there's no way paper can beat rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around rock leaving it immobie? Why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors. Why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why. Because paper can't beat anybody. A rock would tear it up in two seconds. When I play rock paper scissors. I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in their face with my already clenched fist and say oh sorry, I thought paper would protect you.

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cujo*
posted a quote
June 6, 2013 9:26am UTC

someone told me you
had oceans in your eyes
{{ cold as shadows over
the european skies }}

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Heartless17*
posted a quote
March 28, 2013 6:31pm UTC

In math:
Teacher: Ok. Now fold your paper hamburger style.
My friend: What's hamburger style?
Random girl: The opposite of hotdog.
I like math sometimes..

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*nerium*
posted a quote
October 9, 2014 8:12pm UTC

I hardly ever write on paper - On the rare occasions that I do, the pages are promptly torn to pieces and flushed down the toilet. Because I always fear people finding little scraps, which in themselves hold fragments of my life. I prefer the infinite blank page of cyberspace, where strangers know everything family doesn't. Because strangers can't tattle to your mother, and they can't ever break you down with a disappointed gaze.

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Ninja918
posted a quote
September 9, 2013 8:36pm UTC

Why does toilet paper need a commercial?
Who is not buying toilet paper?

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Forever Hers*
posted a quote
March 19, 2014 6:20pm UTC

Me - mum can I have some money ?Mum - No . Money doesn't just grow on trees Me- mum what's money made of ? Mum - paper ...Me - what's paper made from ?? Mum - .....

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guptanikhil088
posted a quote
May 4, 2013 1:20am UTC

Life is like a piece of paper.
It is made crisp, white, and fresh.
Then it is written on, darkened a whole lot. Each
stroke of a pencil stabs it.
Mistakes are written on it, but then are erased.
Even after erasing, though, a blotchy mark is still
there.
Afterwards, it is wrinkled and r ip pe d, crumpled
and t o rn, and then thrown in the trash.
The lucky ones are recycled and remade again...

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Sweden*
posted a quote
March 24, 2015 8:36pm UTC

We were made out of paper,
our past conversations written,
words thrown at us, printed,
that hurt us, remained here.
Non-eraseable. Our past, our words.
It's going to hurt, but we'll heal
with each other's presence.
So can you stop telling me that lie,
of those paper cuts on your arms,
stained blood, on the white bandage.
Then I think to myself, how many times,
you have done this and lied.
How many times, I've played along,
watched yourself, slowly crumple yourself
into a scrunch of paper, of words that hurt.
Tears asorbed by the paper itself, you hide the words.
You think your skin is like paper,
their words were like sandpaper, cutting.
Then I am back, to where you are lying in
the hospital bed, with red and white bandages.
Thinking about how many times you needed someone,
and how many times, I wasn't there.

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Thetunafisharesinging*
posted a quote
February 17, 2013 7:30pm UTC

trust is like paper
once its crumbled
it can never be perfect again..

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soccertrack
posted a quote
April 19, 2014 1:35pm UTC

There are suddenly a million things to do online when a paper is due the next day.

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Phishy
posted a quote
October 28, 2013 3:26pm UTC

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If you don't have proper grammar and spelling in your quotes,
and you live in a native English speaking country,
I'm not going to fave them.
Go back to grade school.
(Sorry, not sorry!)
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capsized*
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July 8, 2013 10:15pm UTC

MONEY IS JUST PAPER BUT IT AFFECTS PEOPLE
like poetry.

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