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  1. revolutionary* revolutionary*
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2014 6:22pm UTC
    is it sunday night already?
    - an autobiography by me

  2. jessicabliss jessicabliss
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2014 2:43pm UTC
    After spending a week at Jesus camp,
    I always forget that it's not actually socially acceptable
    to walk around in socks and crocs all the time

  3. theWalrus theWalrus
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2014 10:25pm UTC
    I really don't like touching people very much
    and this one time I went on a date with a guy
    and he tried to hug me at the end and as he leaned in
    I grabbed his hand and just gave him a hand shake
    and then gave a thumbs up and left him standing there
    and If this doesn't describe my life I don't know what does

  4. mars* mars*
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2014 8:58am UTC
    *Changes to front camera*
    *

  5. megzzyluvzu megzzyluvzu
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2014 2:06am UTC
    Oh sh.t....
    I just sent a really heartfelt, spontaneous poem to a guy that thinks I'm insane but I'm actually in love with him.
    I think I told him I was depressed and that I liked him.
    I let him in to see the darkest depths of my being and I'm so scared of how he'll react.
    It's two in the morning and I am sad and I just sent it to him so he won't read it for a while, but I just wanted someone to understand me, and to know me.
    I'm kinda nervous right now, meh

  6. mads* mads*
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2014 7:52pm UTC
    all i remember was thinking,
    that i'd kill myself for you

  7. YOLO3903 YOLO3903
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2014 5:33pm UTC
    mE aNNd m7 bF jus mAdeeee outttt @ KFCCi th1nkkk i m1ght b preggerz agn0000pssss

  8. The1975* The1975*
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2014 9:27pm UTC
    my life is a constant countdown for albums and tour dates.

  9. polaroidmgc* polaroidmgc*
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2014 3:24am UTC
    • •
    "And I thought about how many people have loved those songs. And how many people got through a lot of bad times because of those songs. And how many people enjoyed good times with those songs. And how much those songs really mean. I think it would be great to have written one of those songs. I bet if I wrote one of them, I would be very proud. I hope the people who wrote those songs are happy. I hope they feel it’s enough. I really do because they’ve made me happy. And I’m only one person”
    • •

  10. Applex Applex
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2014 8:57am UTC
    Been on the internet for six hours in one go...
    what is my life?

  11. writtenrain* writtenrain*
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2014 10:32pm UTC
    Girl: Tries on six outfits before she finds one she likes. Eats breakfast. Brushes, striaghtens , and hairsprays her hair. Brushes her teeth. Puts in her contacts. Applies make up until she looks perfect. Chooses the right pair of shoes to match her shirt. Ditches the coat for the sake of the outfit but freezes because of it. Goes to school.
    Guys: Gets out of bed. Runs hand through hair. Goes to school.

  12. Parrotfish* Parrotfish*
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2014 6:57pm UTC
    what iv'e learned
    Sometimes happiness
    Slips its self over you
    Like a freshly washed sheet.
    It is so light and soft
    That you can’t feel it
    Trying to seep in to every one
    Of your pores.
    Happiness is not served on a silver platter,
    It is not packaged in a tiny box with a bow.
    It does not always feel
    Like sun on your back
    And smell
    Like flowers.
    You may never realize that it was there
    Until you find yourself searching for it again.
    Happiness is tucked away in the corners of everything beautiful.
    It hides between the dusty strings of an old guitar,
    In the creases of maps that depict all the places you have yet to see,
    And in the little rays of sun that peak through the trees and then vanish.
    It is slipped into the dreams of the open-minded,
    Nestled between the kind words of a stranger,
    And is seeping between pages of a good story.
    Happiness is resting in the attic eaves of your mind,
    It is twirled around memories,
    Strewn across bridges
    And road sides
    And grassy hills
    That you forgot to notice while you were diving past.
    Happiness is not something that you can go looking for.
    It will simply reveal itself to you if you let it,
    And you will see
    That it has been there all along.
    Happiness is not anything that you can purchase
    Even at the most remote street market,
    In a town that isn't plotted on any map.
    It is simply a feeling that every person has within themselves,
    But may neglect to notice,
    Waiting,
    Like a child on Christmas Eve,
    For the permission to be let out of its cage
    Completely.

  13. awesomeness...* awesomeness...*
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2014 10:17pm UTC
    WHEN YOU TRY AND SECRETLY TAKE A PICTURE OF SOMEONE
    AND THE FLASH GOES OFF

  14. ✖︎whatever✖︎* ✖︎whatever✖︎*
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2014 8:22pm UTC
    I heard two people talking the other day about concerts. They were saying how they didn't understand why people would go to concerts. "They sound better on the record right? Why would you go listen to them sound like sh/ it when you can just listen to them on the radio?" "You already paid for the album, why are you paying to go listen to them again?" "You're in a mass of sweaty people yelling lyrics so loud you can't hear the band."
    I don't think either of them have ever been to a concert, or at least one that truely meant something. Concerts are the most beautiful thing that I have ever experienced in my entire life. I will never experience anything better. The whole point of seeing the band live is because they sound different than on the album. If they sounded the same, auto-tuned high notes and perfect guitar solos, it would be boring. Hearing the messed up notes and the worn out voices is what makes it exciting, the singer throwing in different ways to sing it, keeping your attention. Being in a massive pack of other sweaty people that love that band just as much as you, and for that two hours you are all one giant family, yelling so loud because who would want to just stand there? When your favorite song comes on the radio, do you just listen? Or do you sing along? It's the same as at a concert. I love concerts because they are feeling. They are the five or two or three people getting up on a stage and really singing and playing to show that they are more than just a record and that they are real, and they are right in front you. Its hearing the music through your feet into your eyes vibrating your bones. It's about hearing that song actually leaving the singers lips, that song that saved your life, maybe more than once. It's knowing that everyting is worth it. Concerts are having a connection. It's having the singer point it microphone at the crowd and ten thousand people chanting the lyrics back perfectly. It's expressing all the emotions you've felt while listenging to that song alone with ten thousand other people that feel the same. It's feeling different than you did when you were listening to that song alone, it's feeling better, feeling stronger than you were when you were alone, because there are now ten thousand people with you. It's about waiting nine hours outside the door of the arena so you can get the front row, talking to the people behind you, all conected through your love of music. It's getting to the front row and looking over your shoulder and thinking "holy sh/ it, there's ten thousand people behind me, i'm here, i'm doing this." It's the crowd chanting the bands name, the curtain dropping, the earsplitting, ground shaking roar of pure happiness, excitement, adrenaline when you see the people you care about so much appear on stage, that first note pumping through the speakers. Concerts are the most beautiful thing. That's why I would go to a concert, because there is nothing more powerful than ten thousand people showing up to scream their love for something.

  15. CharlieIsRad CharlieIsRad
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2014 10:53am UTC
    hello i am confused about my gender identity & sexuality
    okay have a nice day that was me just putting that out there
    for the first time literally ever

  16. imperfectballerina imperfectballerina
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2014 10:43pm UTC
    The Hunger Games Series brings out so many emotions in me like wut?.-.
    I've read the series like 10 times.
    I've seen the movies 7 times, Hunger Games 4 and Catching Fire 3.
    And yet I manage to bawl the entire time I am reading/watching the series.
    I may be a bit too attached...

  17. SuperNovaChic SuperNovaChic
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2014 10:42am UTC
    Sorry, I didn't recognize you without your Instagram filter. XD

  18. Skittle Lips* Skittle Lips*
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2014 12:23am UTC
    That feeling when your teacher calls on you because they think you were not listening and you prove them wrong.

  19. Skittle Lips* Skittle Lips*
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2014 12:19am UTC
    That awkward moment when your kindness is mistaken with flirting

  20. Hadley_heart Hadley_heart
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2014 7:07pm UTC
    Falling back into old habits...

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