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  1. crimson24 crimson24
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2018 7:36pm UTC
    note to self: dont get arrested.

  2. crimson24 crimson24
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2018 9:33pm UTC
    i still cant feel my hand, 18 hours later...

  3. crimson24 crimson24
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2018 7:40am UTC
    3 of my right hand fingers are numb and im hoping it isnt from my mistake a week ago...i need those for my jobs.

  4. Delicate* Delicate*
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2015 9:32am UTC

    maybe we're both sick and baby This ain't right, but you say you like this curse and Darling I swear I like the hurt.

  5. FaithhhAnnee* FaithhhAnnee*
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2015 9:07pm UTC
    They say love is the key, but someone changed the lock.

  6. FaithhhAnnee* FaithhhAnnee*
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2015 3:59pm UTC
    Na, I ain't drunk, okay maybe I do have a little buzz.

  7. crimson24 crimson24
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2015 8:51pm UTC
    So I think I just set myself up for pure AWKWARDNESS tomorrow...not looking forward to it...
    (Hint: it's almost as awkward as this formatting is!!!)

  8. Ryouta* Ryouta*
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2015 12:15am UTC
    I'll be there with you till the end is upon us.

  9. no one * no one *
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2015 8:55am UTC
    I haven't been on here in a while. It has probably been about a year and a half, and I have changed so much. I never felt like anybody cared about what I had to say, and I would just type to type, and that was okay with me. this is a place where I can go and just type to type and I don't care if it makes sense, because who reads my post anyway? I'm hoping I write on here more.. because I've missed it.

  10. DoctorWhovian94 DoctorWhovian94
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2015 11:40pm UTC
    Valentines day is almost here? Crap I forgot to get a girlfriend...

  11. Nikki Sixx* Nikki Sixx*
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2015 12:30pm UTC
    So I feel like such an idiot because when I was little, I used to think that Cheech & Chong were the same people as Smokey & the Bandit xD

  12. polaroidmgc* polaroidmgc*
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2014 8:42pm UTC
    I’ve fallen in love with the Internet. It was love at first site.

  13. Immortality* Immortality*
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2014 8:29am UTC
    when my phone vibrates
    the microwave beeps

  14. nicole🌹* nicole🌹*
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2014 8:05pm UTC
    "I'm fine don't worry." ~ the only lie I've ever told my boyfriend

  15. Immortality* Immortality*
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2014 10:18pm UTC
    I think too much

  16. *compassionate soul* *compassionate soul*
    posted a quote
    October 31, 2014 10:13pm UTC
    When you accidentally misquote someone and don't even realize it until after you've posted the quote :P

  17. Atroposia Atroposia
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2014 5:17pm UTC
    me:*sets crush contact name to "bae <333 x3"
    crush:*giving attention to other people*
    me:*sets crush contact name to "just someone ugh + some bad emoijs"*

  18. Chelseaa.✌* Chelseaa.✌*
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2014 1:42am UTC
    I'll be the reason you finally understand why storms are named after people.

  19. bettyann123 bettyann123
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2014 1:01pm UTC
    It's been awhile, hasn't it Witty?

  20. trishafaye819 trishafaye819
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2014 2:52pm UTC
    With the way social media is
    Just imagine how many people out there
    Are pretending to be you


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