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CharlieIsRad

Status: you are the youtube comments section of humanity.

Member Since: 8 Apr 2014 11:33am

Last Seen: 7 Nov 2014 12:26pm

user id: 380790

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  1. CharlieIsRad CharlieIsRad
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2014 11:38am UTC
    most of the people on this website are fυcking ridiculous jesus christ
    i'm leaving wittyprofiles. i am so done with all of this bullsнit.

  2. CharlieIsRad CharlieIsRad
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2014 11:12am UTC
    ok, so i kinda thought a bit about my gender identity and sexuality.
    and i mean it could just be hormones, right. but at the moment i'd
    probably define myself as a cisgender pansexual. i think, anyway.

  3. CharlieIsRad CharlieIsRad
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2014 10:53am UTC
    hello i am confused about my gender identity & sexuality
    okay have a nice day that was me just putting that out there
    for the first time literally ever

  4. CharlieIsRad CharlieIsRad
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2014 10:39am UTC
    hi everyone, just wanted to tell you about meditation!
    i know this sounds like a load of spiritualistic junk. but listen
    to this... i've suffered from acne since i was nine years old. it
    was really getting me down, and i got very frustrated with
    myself and with my body. i tried everything. dermatologists,
    special skin lotions, medicated face washes - nothing worked,
    and to add to that i had very sensitive skin which basically
    everything irritated. i read online that meditation helps your
    skin to heal and recover from acne, so i decided to give it
    a shot. it felt amazing. i felt so at peace with myself for the
    first time in years. i started meditating regularly, which cut
    down on my stress levels. turned out stress was the reason
    my acne was as bad as it was. i stopped putting strong
    products on my face that were burning my skin. i stopped
    wearing a crap-ton of makeup. my skin eventually began to
    improve now that i wasn't freaking out about every little
    pimple, and now i basically have completely clear skin
    apart from the odd tiny breakout every now and again.
    even if you don't suffer from acne, meditation can be a great
    way to relax and it gives you an almost euphoric sensation
    if you do it right. i'm not advertising or promoting or whatever,
    i just wanted to share something that helped me and might
    possibly help you. remember, everyone's skin is different,
    so this might not be the way forwards for you.

  5. CharlieIsRad CharlieIsRad
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2014 3:55pm UTC
    somewhere, there are shapes being forged by angels in the night.
    shapes that once lit up the dark, brought unknown things to light. but shapes
    require constant change, so that their light may shine, and as the angels were
    unable to dream up new designs, the old familiar shapes one by one began to
    fade, with all but one lone circle left, heavenly displayed. the angels crafted new
    beings inside this final sphere, to trace the paths and routes they'd take for new
    shapes to appear. but these insiders did not perform as angels had predicted,
    although endowed with free will to travel unrestricted. they dutifully walked the
    lines that were set out before them, never altering their course or seeking to
    explore them. their experiment had failed, it seemed, but not yet too dismayed,
    the angels hatched a plan for a new species to be made. born outside the
    sphere this time, a handful were designed and placed inside to shake things
    up as kings leading the blind. taking insiders by hand, their wonderment
    prevailed. the outsiders burst through the lines and new paths were unveiled.
    kaleidoscopic patterns formed, uncharted and unmapped, showered the
    angels with new light as darkness came unwrapped. the angel's venture a
    success, and needing no more of this chore, they fled to newly lit-up lands
    and cosmos to explore. but what of this lone sphere, now left alone in space?
    and outsiders still longing to inspire shapes at pace? the insiders began to
    tire of conjuring new scenes, and settled back into the comfort of their old
    routines. but the sphere grew ever dimmer, a straight and insulated world.
    the insiders had forgotten how new patterns were unfurled. as time went by,
    the outsiders found they were cast aside and thought of as insane beings by
    those on the inside. they roam now, scattered and alone, but still intoxicated
    with the urge to transform static structures, just as they were fated. if this
    should sound like you, my friend, know that you are not alone. go forth and
    find other explorers of the vast unknown; and hurl yourselves as one into this
    aqueous atmosphere as new shapes and fractals spiral out. new patterns will
    ....................appear
    - outsiders by thewirrow

  6. CharlieIsRad CharlieIsRad
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2014 1:30pm UTC
    But don't just say it,
    you should sing
    my name, pretend
    that it's a song ♥ ♥
    Please don't remove this!

  7. CharlieIsRad CharlieIsRad
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2014 1:20pm UTC
    oh how wrong we were to think
    that immortality meant never dying ♥

  8. CharlieIsRad CharlieIsRad
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2014 1:00pm UTC
    please watch the video in the following link; it will change the way you think:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Equ7OpKfXQc

  9. CharlieIsRad CharlieIsRad
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2014 9:24am UTC
    my friend william joined the army.
    he's very uncomfortable with the phrase "fire at will".

  10. CharlieIsRad CharlieIsRad
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2014 9:23am UTC
    "wanna hang out? when are you free?"
    i'm never free, £50 per hangout

  11. CharlieIsRad CharlieIsRad
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2014 11:23am UTC
    DO NOT EVER GOOGLE TRYPOPHOBIA DO NOT JUST DO NOT
    THIS IS FOR YOUR OWN HEALTH & SAFETY DO NOT GOOGLE
    TRYPOPHOBIA IT LITERALLY MADE ME THROW UP I AM SERIOUS

  12. CharlieIsRad CharlieIsRad
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2014 7:44am UTC
    what happened to bringmetheeric?
    he was my favourite wittian. did he leave or something?

  13. CharlieIsRad CharlieIsRad
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2014 4:01pm UTC
    i don't understand why people judge other people because of their clothes???
    like excuse me??? the reason clothes were invented was to keep u warm not to make u
    look super fashionable or to cover up ur butt or boobs??? wear what u want seriously

  14. CharlieIsRad CharlieIsRad
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2014 2:54pm UTC
    why develop feelings for people
    when you can just walk into traffic and achieve the same results?

  15. CharlieIsRad CharlieIsRad
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2014 2:35pm UTC
    I threw a kid in the well
    Don't ask me I'll never tell
    I will regret this in hell
    But he was in my way
    I'll trade your soul for a wish
    Damnation and sin for a kiss
    I wasn't looking for this
    But you were in my way
    Your glare was holding
    Ripped spleen, skin was rolling
    Dark night, blood was flowing
    Where you think you're going baby?
    Hey, I just killed you
    I'm freaking crazy
    They'll never find you
    So rot there maybe!
    I found this on tumblr, I promise I'm not a serial killer
    This is not mine

  16. CharlieIsRad CharlieIsRad
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2014 2:25pm UTC
    what was the demon arrested for?
    possession

  17. CharlieIsRad CharlieIsRad
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2014 2:22pm UTC
    i don't understand how all these teenagers sneak out at night
    i'm too lazy to even get out of bed

  18. CharlieIsRad CharlieIsRad
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2014 1:21pm UTC
    We blindfolded 15 homophobes and asked them to hit pinatas with a stick. The pinatas were actually deadly Asian giant hornet nests.
    What happens next will warm your heart.

  19. CharlieIsRad CharlieIsRad
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2014 12:57pm UTC
    i eat when i'm sad
    and i'm sad when i eat

  20. CharlieIsRad CharlieIsRad
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2014 12:50pm UTC
    if u ever tell me to "shhhhhhhhh"
    i will literally snap ur neck & throw u into an active volcano

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