*Elena;~ ♥* posted a quote
October 8, 2013 7:38pm UTC
I get bloody noses a lot and I can usually feel it about 30 seconds before it starts dripping. Today in class my nose started to bleed. But right before, I turned to this very religious boy who sits next to me and whispered “Hail satan” as my nose started to drip. He freaked out and fell back and hit his head. He had to go home for the rest of the day.
Did you know that a software company buried a $1,000 prize deep in the Terms of Service to see if anyone would actually read it. After 5 months and over 3,000 sales, someone finally asked about the prize.
Texting Mom: Mom:Hi Sweetie, do your (.)(.) still hurt from the optition? Me: Um.. Mom.. check what you just sent me. Mom: What? It means eye, right? I saw it on your brothers phone texting his gf, it said 'I love looking at your beautiful (.)(.) Me: No Mom. It doesn't. Mom:...
Hale_Storm18 posted a quote
September 17, 2013 9:46pm UTC
I don't get what the big deal about a girl stuffing her bra or wearing a push up bra is. Like, wow. A girl is unhappy with her appearance so she does something to change it. What a foreign concept. I've never heard of something like that before.
You know what's depressing? When your idol doesn't know you exsist. I mean they mean to world to us but, they have no idea we're alive, and they're living their life perfectly fine without you.