Witty Profiles

menu
sign in or join
Girl: Tries on six outfits before she finds one she likes. Eats breakfast. Brushes, striaghtens , and hairsprays her hair. Brushes her teeth. Puts in her contacts. Applies make up until she looks perfect. Chooses the right pair of shoes to match her shirt. Ditches the coat for the sake of the outfit but freezes because of it. Goes to school.

Guys: Gets out of bed. Runs hand through hair. Goes to school.
Next Quote >

Girl: Tries on six outfits before she finds one she likes. Eats

11 faves · Jun 1, 2014 10:32pm

writtenrain*

by

writtenrain*


tags

school · funny · lol · life · girl · guy · yes · imsorry · oops · yeap · stereotypicalbut · quote

People who like this quote

chachawawabubu1mrsseguin9Y0UNGL0V3MURD3RVeronica Smith*Morganne*Ashleyray123Tilly*capsized*michellieKim_Possibleseafoam*