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blueskysandarainbow
posted a quote
December 2, 2013 6:09pm UTC

So my bestfriend, Jordan, asked me out today and somewhere deep in my heart I really want to say yes because he has always been so special to me and yet there is still that nagging feeling that no matter what I will always love john and if I move on with my life he might begin to think that i have forgotten about him...

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we2areawesome
posted a quote
December 1, 2013 11:07am UTC

What if
Harry Potter
never went to
Hogwarts...
and created a false reality
to cope living under the
stairs?

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we2areawesome
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November 30, 2013 10:58am UTC

Last night I forgot what milk was called so I called it
Cereal water.
CEREAL WATER.

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*silvergirl*
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November 30, 2013 9:28am UTC

Guys on Black Friday someone came running down my road screaming "THE SALES" and then they jumped into a ditch.

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*silvergirl*
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November 30, 2013 9:21am UTC

Whenever someone tries to steal my pencil and I stick my hand out and yell "swiper no swiping!"

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๑°`°º¤ø тнe_ιмpoѕѕιвle_gιrl_wнo_waιтed ø¤º°`°๑ *
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November 28, 2013 4:01pm UTC

So every year before Thanksgiving dinner, my family says a
couple of the thing that they're thankful for.
You know... friends, family, Jesus, idek the usual stuff.
when it came to my turn, I said without thinking,
"Anime, wifi, and Witty,"
and as if on cue, my whole family turns to me and
says in unison,
"What's Witty?"

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happiest*
posted a quote
November 20, 2013 1:35pm UTC

every christmas my mum suggests that we all sit and play monopoly, and every year it ends with her crying in the corner, dad refusing to talk to anyone, my older brother screaming, my little brother running away and me sat at the table laughing maniacally as i buy 2 more hotels

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๑°`°º¤ø тнe_ιмpoѕѕιвle_gιrl_wнo_waιтed ø¤º°`°๑ *
posted a quote
November 13, 2013 8:59pm UTC

A while back, my friends and I were playing hide and seek in a hotel,
like the mature teenagers we are. (lol no)
Every time the 'seeker' walked into a room,
they had to start singing Thrift Shop.
Eventually, I was tagged as the seeker.
I spent a good 30 minutes looking around the hotel,
opening random doors and singing Thrift Shop.
Soon, I came upon this big door and I could hear guys
talking on the other side of it, and thought it was my friends.
so I opened the door and sung as loud as I could
"WALK UP IN THE CLUB LIKE WHAT UP I GOT A BIG CO-"
only to see that I had just interrupted some dude's Bar Mitzvah.

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*kawaii satan*
posted a quote
November 12, 2013 11:14am UTC

let's all take a moment to appericiate the fact that my mother thinks 'yolo'
means 'frozen yoghurt' and I am not correcting her

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ocean pixie*
posted a quote
November 3, 2013 10:41pm UTC

The other night, on Halloween, I was trick or treating with a couple of friends. We walked up to this one house and the guy was asking everyone a question, whether it was math, spelling, or an opinion. He asked my friend "what scares you most on halloween?" and my friend said "my reflection" and I kind of ended up laughing hysterically laying in the man's drive way.

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capsized*
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October 29, 2013 10:49am UTC

*wakes up from deep coma*
What kidz bop are we up to?

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*Freedom*
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October 27, 2013 11:31am UTC

Here’s To The Kids.
The kids who would rather spend their night with a bottle of coke and Patrick or Sonny playing on their headphones than go to some vomit-stained high school party. Here’s to the kids whose 11:11 wish was wasted on one person who will never be there for them. Here’s to the kids whose idea of a good night is sitting on the hood of a car, watching the stars. Here’s to the kids who were never too good at life, but still were wicked cool. Here’s to the kids who listened to Fall Out Boy and Hawthorne Heights before they were on MTV and blame MTV for ruining their life. Here’s to the kids who care more about the music than the haircuts. Here’s to the kids who have crushes on a stupid lush. Here’s to the kids who hum “a little less 16 candles, a little more touch me” when they’re stuck home, dateless, on a Saturday night. Here’s to the kids who have ever had a broken heart from someone who didn’t even know they existed. Here’s to the kids who have read The Perks of Being a Wallflower and didn’t feel so alone after doing so. Here’s to the kids who spend their days in photobooths with their best friends. Here’s to the kids who are straight up smartasses and just don’t care. Here’s to the kids who speak their mind. Here’s to the kids who second guess themselves on everything they do. Here’s to the kids who will never have 100 percent confidence in anything they do, and to the kids that are okay with that. Here’s to the kids. This one’s not for the kids who always get what they want, but for the ones who never had it at all. It’s not for the ones who never get caught, but for the ones who always try and fail. This one’s for the kids who didn’t make it, we were the kids who never made it. The overcast girls and the underdog boys. Not for the kids who had all their joys. This one’s for the kids who never faked it. We’re the kids who didn’t make it. They say “breaking hearts is what we do best,” and “we’ll make your heart be ripped out of your chest.” The only heart that I broke was mine, when I got my hopes up too high. We were the kids who didn’t make it.
We are the kids who never made it.
NOTMINE/SWEET

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SkittlesGirl
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October 23, 2013 11:08pm UTC

Is it weird that my Dad doesn't have a belly button e.O

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SkittlesGirl
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October 23, 2013 10:07pm UTC

Is it normal I just found out 'GIF' is actually pronounced as 'Jif' ? I'm so screwed ~,~

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RoseNightshade1799
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October 23, 2013 7:16pm UTC

Once in English class my teacher was giving us this lecture about Romeo and Juliet and the school admissions board person came in with these adults looking whether to send their children here to this school, and started quietly telling them what we were being taught about.
So my English teacher, without glancing up, goes "Shh! I am talking! Young people these days!"
And the whole class just went completely silent.
Our teacher finally looked up and saw the visitors and his face went tomato red.
Yep...that's my funny school story of the day.

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of_mice_and_lucifer*
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October 18, 2013 10:55pm UTC

My Italian teacher said we have to do a project and present it to the class. In front of the class. All. Eyes. On. The. Person. Presenting.
Well maybe I can just go kiII myself before that happens because I'm already having a panic attack about it.

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