Best Ohgod Quotes This Week

yourcool
posted a quote
April 11, 2013 8:38pm UTC

do you ever "miss" a food
after you're done eating it.

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happiest*
posted a quote
November 20, 2013 1:35pm UTC

every christmas my mum suggests that we all sit and play monopoly, and every year it ends with her crying in the corner, dad refusing to talk to anyone, my older brother screaming, my little brother running away and me sat at the table laughing maniacally as i buy 2 more hotels

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Ethanol
posted a quote
July 7, 2013 11:49am UTC

me: *sees Back to School advertisements*
me: *screams*

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carson5482
posted a quote
May 15, 2013 7:37pm UTC

It's all fun and games
until you see a picture of yourself from the 6th grade.

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Butterbear
posted a quote
July 1, 2013 2:56am UTC

My cousin keeps saying "Do we have any bread?" In his sleep.
This kid can't go five seconds without thinking of food. And now
I've just whispered "there's no butter." In his ear and he's like crying
now. What is he dreaming about?!

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goawayanthony*
posted a quote
October 13, 2013 9:50pm UTC

Accidentally forgetting your headphones at home is like accidentally leaving your first-born child at the gates of hell.

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Ethanol
posted a quote
August 31, 2013 3:01pm UTC

You know what's the worst thing on earth? Being the third wheel, I have been the third wheel all my life and I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE BYE

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carson5482
posted a quote
July 6, 2013 9:10pm UTC

White girl: Do these Uggs make my Starbucks look big?
Me: What?
White girl: *You're

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Chris*
posted a quote
October 4, 2013 3:23pm UTC

I went into a store to ask for job applications and the guy helping me out was about 17 or 18 and he had flippy, blond hair and big blue eyes with glasses. His name tag said "Hello, I am Emotionally Unsable" and when I saw that I started laughing and said "You're my new best friend" and he smiled and said "That's the best news I've heard all day" and now I really want that job.

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Cammie
posted a quote
September 2, 2013 9:12pm UTC

if u ever feel bad about yourself just think about the people
who use their selfies as their lock screen or wallpaper

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ErinIsTheName*
posted a quote
January 1, 2014 12:09am UTC

Who else is surprised Miley
didn't ride the ball down?

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carson5482
posted a quote
May 15, 2013 4:11pm UTC

My room was clean,
until i had to decide what to wear.

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Mcr_Unicorn
posted a quote
May 23, 2013 1:20pm UTC

who wants to give up on society and go live in a treehouse with me

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๑°`°º¤ø тнe_ιмpoѕѕιвle_gιrl_wнo_waιтed ø¤º°`°๑ *
posted a quote
November 13, 2013 8:59pm UTC

A while back, my friends and I were playing hide and seek in a hotel,
like the mature teenagers we are. (lol no)
Every time the 'seeker' walked into a room,
they had to start singing Thrift Shop.
Eventually, I was tagged as the seeker.
I spent a good 30 minutes looking around the hotel,
opening random doors and singing Thrift Shop.
Soon, I came upon this big door and I could hear guys
talking on the other side of it, and thought it was my friends.
so I opened the door and sung as loud as I could
"WALK UP IN THE CLUB LIKE WHAT UP I GOT A BIG CO-"
only to see that I had just interrupted some dude's Bar Mitzvah.

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mtndewhm*
posted a quote
December 16, 2013 5:23pm UTC

After like 6 years I have finally figured out which Sprouse twin is my favorite

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Bec*
posted a quote
July 7, 2013 9:05pm UTC

Calls SWAT team to kill spider

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capsized*
posted a quote
October 29, 2013 10:49am UTC

*wakes up from deep coma*
What kidz bop are we up to?

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sarahmarlowXxx
posted a quote
March 30, 2013 9:20pm UTC

What if eyebrows
went all the way around our eyes

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Amenah
posted a quote
April 5, 2014 12:16am UTC

when you see one of your quotes on top quotes and you're like
that should not be a top quote
why is that a top quote
wait like people actually read it
wait like so
oh that's embarrassing
oh god

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Jamie_x_Lynn
posted a quote
April 17, 2013 2:15pm UTC

Guys,
My ex boyfriend sent me a picture of himself last night.
His sister put him in a dress.
The caption said,
"This is what happens when I don't have a girlfriend."

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