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  1. riotgrrrl riotgrrrl
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2015 5:56pm UTC
    I'd like to apologize
    to the colleges I'm applying
    to in advance for my lousy
    standardized test scores.

  2. Suffering Suffering
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2015 7:20pm UTC
    T H E Y SAY IF I TAKE
    two pills a day
    IT WILL HELP SOON,
    i took them all
    FOR IT TO HELP NOW AND I CAN FINALLY FEEL MYSELF
    FALLING INTO
    HAPPINESS.

  3. kidd* kidd*
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2014 5:46pm UTC
    imagine reading a book of all the lies you've told

  4. nicole🌹* nicole🌹*
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2014 6:33am UTC
    If you ever feel bad about yourself,
    just remember that when I was in
    eighth grade I didn't know what it
    meant to be a vir.gin and when one of
    my guy friends asked me if I was one
    I said no

  5. *nerium* *nerium*
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2014 5:52pm UTC
    movies can be so raw, so real it hurts
    i cried, wilting like a flower, when richie slit his wrists, vertically, and watched the blood fill the sink because he loved his sister when he shouldn't have. snot was trying on my face when he kissed margot. when she kissed back i bloomed like spring.
    my reaction was more subdued when frank had done the exact same thing, because frank had done this because he didn't like himslef. and that i could relate to. things are less shocking when they have happened to you before. the pain was there though, and my heart fell into something thick and heavy.
    i felt phantom pain in the joint of my elbow when harry had his arm - the same terrifyingly pale shade of my own - amputated, the limb purple and angry against his flesh from needles used by others. he cried and screamed as nurses held him.
    i shook as tyrone went through withdrawal, sweating profusely, whimpering for the mother he had let down.
    i found it hard to breathe when mia started to convulse, her nose dripping red, and her mouth foaming like newly opened champagne. the belt holding my lungs suddenly snapped when vince stabbed her with a dose of epinephrine straight to the heart. i noticed our breath rushed back into our bodies simultaneously.
    i have felt more love for fictional people than anyone else, and i do not know why. i think it is because they are so raw, and i think this is because they are not afraid of who they are, because they are unaware anyone is watching.

  6. Mia* Mia*
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2014 10:30pm UTC
    I'm like a piano, needing to be tuned

  7. *Yours Truly* *Yours Truly*
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2014 12:51am UTC
    I just took advice from someone who chased a peac.ock around today...
    I think I need to take time to reevaluate how I make life decisions.

  8. *Yours Truly* *Yours Truly*
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2014 12:36am UTC
    How to get rid of someone:
    -Reply with "k" to everything they say.

  9. KangaDrew KangaDrew
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2014 12:38pm UTC
    CHOO CHOO, ALL ABOARD THE "I'M A BUTTHURT DUMBÃSS" TRAIN!

  10. Amenah Amenah
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2014 12:16am UTC
    when you see one of your quotes on top quotes and you're like
    that should not be a top quote
    why is that a top quote
    wait like people actually read it
    wait like so
    oh that's embarrassing
    oh god

  11. Last Serenade* Last Serenade*
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2014 12:33pm UTC
    Mary, mary, tell me how your garden grows. Tell me what it takes to come alive, to see what you have sown. Because I've grown into the ground and there are branches in my bones. I am overgrown.

  12. PrimarilyParamore* PrimarilyParamore*
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2014 5:19pm UTC
    3pm
    on my
    feet and
    staggering through
    misplaced words
    and a
    sinking feeling
    I got
    carried away...
    - All Time Low
    "Stella"|Nothing Personal

  13. Last Serenade* Last Serenade*
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2014 10:29am UTC
    Never show fear, clench your fists at your sides
    stand up right, chin up, chest out, jaw tight
    because thats all you've got at night
    listen up boy, you're all you've got at night
    you're all you got at night
    you won't give up the fight

  14. mtndewhm* mtndewhm*
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2014 4:31pm UTC
    I'm very, very conflicted.

  15. RoseNightshade1799 RoseNightshade1799
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2014 8:32pm UTC
    What can you see...
    On the horizon?
    Why do the white gulls call?
    Across the sea...
    A pale moon rises
    The ships have come
    To carry you home....

  16. ErinIsTheName* ErinIsTheName*
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2014 12:09am UTC
    Who else is surprised Miley
    didn't ride the ball down?

  17. mtndewhm* mtndewhm*
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2013 10:11pm UTC
    My dad is watching Eclispse

  18. *Tori Leigh* *Tori Leigh*
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2013 10:40pm UTC
    Me: *looks at own quotes*
    Me: Hahahahahahahahaha oh god I'm hilarious

  19. justkiddiing justkiddiing
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2013 1:32pm UTC
    things I would like to say to you
    I'm angry
    you went out of line
    I miss you
    I don't think anybody's that honest to me
    it's dangerous to show so much of yourself
    I know you're hurt
    don't come any closer
    don't walk away
    I need someone like you
    I've tried to push you away so many times and you wont let me
    I needed that
    I'm scared
    hold me
    hold me

  20. mtndewhm* mtndewhm*
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2013 5:23pm UTC
    After like 6 years I have finally figured out which Sprouse twin is my favorite

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