Alva

Status: Schoolwork... BAAH

Member Since: 5 Oct 2013 01:10pm

Last Seen: 3 Nov 2013 09:26am

Location: Taking a walk above the clouds, waving to people in airplanes.

Gender: F

user id: 372782

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Hey. It's me, Alva. I'm seventeen years old and (obviously) totally into wittyprofiles. There's not much worth knowing about me, but if you're after all curious, just read on because here're some random things about me: My favorite ice-cream brand is "Häagen-Dasz" and my favorite flavor is Macadamia Nut Brittle (soo yummy!). I actually like rain more than sun. Winter is better than summer (you just have to think about this hottness in summer, and this magical snow in winter....

When I've got money, I want to visit France, Japan, Scandinavia and Russia. (Plus, I sometimes want to live in Ireland, specifically in Bray.) When I've got lots of money, I want to buy the rainforest to protect and a house nearby an ice rink. When I've got tons of money, I'll buy all books on earth to cover all the walls in my house (and I'll hire somebody who has to dust them of). And when I've got all money on earth I'll make The Clash, Sylphia Plath and Jeff Buckley live again, even if that means making an alliance with "who-must-not-be-named" and betraying him, just to get the Philosopher's Stone.

~~Uuhhm~~, I love dancing classical and modern ballet & playing the piano and in addition I hate bees and dust and I totally adore Music and the smell of new books. Huh.. well, I think that're enough random things about my me.
Last but not least, I wanted to remind you that I live in a little country in the middle of europe. So I'm probably asleep when you're awake, because I'm up to nine hours ahead of you. However, make yourself a nice day on witty & on earth. Hugs, Alva.

Feel free to contact me, fave me, to massage my feet and what else you can think of, making me feel good!

Alva
posted a quote
November 3, 2013 8:33am UTC

Thank God "selfie", "twerk" and "derp" are now officail English words.
I can't think of any situation, in which I don't need these words to communicate.

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posted a quote
November 3, 2013 8:30am UTC

When "Selfie" is now an official English word and can be found in the Oxford Dictionary,
I'm looking forward to the moment when I use the word "fangirling" in my next exam.

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posted a quote
November 3, 2013 7:54am UTC

Me: NO URIAH IN THE MOVIE?! SERIOUSLY?
I'm totally not going to watch this sh*t without Uriah and the zip-lining-scene.

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posted a quote
November 3, 2013 7:50am UTC

Me, finding my dad in front of the television
Me: Dad, can I watch something?
Dad: What do you want to watch?
Me: Harry Potter is on!
Dad: You've got every movie on DVD. You can watch it whenever you like!
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Dad: Okay, here you go. *switching channel*

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posted a quote
November 3, 2013 7:46am UTC

Everytime Harry Potter is on television, I watch it.
Even if half of my bookshelve is full of all Harry Potter Movies.
(And the other half full of HP-Books and fangirl-stuff)
There's just something about HP, I can't resist.

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posted a quote
November 3, 2013 7:43am UTC

When I'm out in the world, I feel like I'm the only one not partying at weekend.
When I'm in my room, on my computer, I feel like I'm like everyone else not partying at weelend, fangirling.

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Alva
posted a quote
November 3, 2013 7:40am UTC

Write Something, That A Stranger Would Hang Himself On A Wall.

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posted a quote
October 15, 2013 1:22pm UTC

When you skim through new quotes and every quote is so cheesy and deperate about the
"true and only Love" that you have to stop and do something else because otherwise you would terrorize those young (!!) girls, who wrote that.
Anybody heard of emancipation and that our lifes don't depend on men anymore?

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Alva
posted a quote
October 13, 2013 11:11am UTC

Trying so hard not to do your homework
that you make homework-plans all day long.

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posted a quote
October 12, 2013 1:31pm UTC

Mum: Who's Emma Watson again?
Me: Harry Potter.
Mum: Right, that's what I've thougt. She played Harriet.
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: Hermione.

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Alva
posted a quote
October 7, 2013 1:29pm UTC

When you hit a wrong button and everything is deleted.
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Alva
posted a quote
October 7, 2013 1:27pm UTC

When you're done editing your Witty-profile and you scroll down
and press the "Clean your Profile"-Button instead of the "Save-Your-Profile"-Button.

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Alva
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October 7, 2013 1:10pm UTC

On the "Add-A-Quote-Page" I always read
"seperate your legs with commas"
instead of "seperate your tags with commas."

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posted a quote
October 7, 2013 1:07pm UTC

When a teacher asks you, what you want to do when you're older and you're like
"Uhhm, hello? Candymaaaann du du dubidubi!"

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Alva
posted a quote
October 6, 2013 1:57pm UTC

I'll be the one who'll break my heart

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October 6, 2013 1:55pm UTC

That feeling when you find that person
who listens to the same strange music as you do.

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posted a quote
October 6, 2013 4:30am UTC

When you're the only one in class who hasn't got a boyfriend
and you don't give a sh*t about it.

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Alva
posted a quote
October 6, 2013 4:27am UTC

Saying "It's already autumnal" in July.

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