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  1. CaitlinAtTheDisco* CaitlinAtTheDisco*
    posted a quote
    October 4, 2013 9:57pm UTC
    Song: You're gonna miss me by my talk- oh!
    Me: Omg, hahahahahah
    Mom: What are you laughing at?
    Me: It sounds like *laugh* she's saying *laugh* 'you're gonna miss me by my taco!'

  2. Chris* Chris*
    posted a quote
    October 4, 2013 3:23pm UTC
    I went into a store to ask for job applications and the guy helping me out was about 17 or 18 and he had flippy, blond hair and big blue eyes with glasses. His name tag said "Hello, I am Emotionally Unsable" and when I saw that I started laughing and said "You're my new best friend" and he smiled and said "That's the best news I've heard all day" and now I really want that job.

  3. mtndewhm* mtndewhm*
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2013 8:19pm UTC
    I actually only like 2 of my outernet friends.

  4. DawnRaven DawnRaven
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2013 11:09pm UTC
    God bless America, where laws are passed to protect people from the legal system.

  5. DawnRaven DawnRaven
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2013 1:33pm UTC
    That 'I-really-wish-the-ground-would-be-merciful-and-swallow-me' moment when your dad starts singing really loudly -and really badly!- ina restaurant.

  6. AllieSmith7 AllieSmith7
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2013 2:31pm UTC
    For once, I look like a hipster. This is scary..

  7. mtndewhm* mtndewhm*
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2013 10:32pm UTC
    So alright I'm on vacation (last night, sad face) and the hotel we're at has a pool, so my family and I went swimming and there was a few other people down there (really hot people if I do say so myself). Well after I was done swimming, I got out of the pool and was walking (WALKING) and I slipped.
    And that is why I don't like going outside.

  8. BreeeFayy* BreeeFayy*
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2013 10:56pm UTC
    So today I dropped my pOpcorn on the floor and my dad just kinda started laughing so hard and going on about how "This is such a dilema!" and its "a food lovers greatest fear" and making all these stupid jokes but during that time of him making fun of me i just ate all the food off of the floor and when he looked back at me he said, "Oh, so that wasn't actually a problem, was it?"

  9. mtndewhm* mtndewhm*
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2013 6:04pm UTC
    Oh my god...
    http://finance.yahoo.com/news/crocs-desperately-wants-forget-signature-174649467.html

  10. Tman89frost Tman89frost
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2013 9:57am UTC
    I wonder
    how many people on here would still be witty famous if quotes from Tumblr weren't allowed?

  11. stellarflame* stellarflame*
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2013 2:30am UTC
    when i was seven, i was running downhill through a paddock and i was running so fast that i didn't see the electric fence right in front of me and the fence almost chopped me in half and shocked me unconscious for several hours

  12. Tman89frost Tman89frost
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2013 3:09pm UTC
    Drunk roommate: *walks into dorm at 3 o'clock in the morning*
    Me: you smell like alcohol.
    Drunk roommate: I feel like alcohol

  13. jezzay* jezzay*
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2013 8:32pm UTC
    I AM CURRENTLY TEXTING FOUR GUYS AT THE SAME TIME AND WE ARE HAVING AMAZING CONVERSATIONS
    THIS IS NOT A DRILL
    I REPEAT, THIS IS NOT A DRILL

  14. Tman89frost Tman89frost
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2013 5:36pm UTC
    God forbid someone voices a educated opinion on this website
    "watch out its an opinion someones feeling may get hurt..."
    "Oh my god they're using their brains and factual evidence! Stop them!"

  15. Tman89frost Tman89frost
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2013 11:13pm UTC
    I think that the USA needs to move on from September 11th.
    Now before all you pseudo-patriots come attempting to sway my opinion with your “unwavering loyalty to the country”, let me just take a minute to explain things. I am an American. I’m a male. And I was a young boy when the events took place.
    The events are tragic. I’m not saying that they aren’t. But the US government and the media make it out to be some worldwide catastrophe that claimed the lives of millions of people around the world, when really, the event only killed about 2,600 people, which in the grand scheme of things for a large country like the United States isn’t a huge number.
    Also, we’re Americans. Not only are we extremely self-absorbed with our ignorance, fueled by the liberally biased media, we’re hardly sympathetic for our victims. We forced unspeakable violence upon the natives when we came here, we killed almost 150,000 people in dropping the atomic bomb in Hiroshima and Nagasaki, and we’ve pointlessly murdered innocent people in the Middle East.
    I understand that a lot of people died, and I should be respecting them. But while we honor the dead, we can’t have these extravagant 2-hour TV specials reading the names of all these people who died 12 years after the disaster. You don’t see Japan having these insane specials reading off the names of people who died in their terrorist attacks. Yes, that qualifies as a terrorist attack.
    I honestly don’t care anymore. Terrorist attacks happen all the time in other countries every day. Just because this one happened in America doesn’t make it any different. It was a terrible thing that happened, but it’s been 12 years. We killed Osama. Why we are still in Iraq, I will never know, but that’s a story for another time. The USA is comparable to a person who still clings to their ex-spouse or significant other years after they broke up.
    We have to move on with our lives. Not forget about it completely, but just move on and keep in it the back of our thoughts.
    (edited from tumblr)

  16. mtndewhm* mtndewhm*
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2013 5:41pm UTC
    So my neighbors got a puppy, they named him Sir Demon Beepleezle.
    I feel bad for their future kids.

  17. *kawaii satan* *kawaii satan*
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2013 9:24am UTC
    what if I told you that '50 Shades of Grey' was originally a Twilight fanfiction
    i'm not even joking
    oh my god
    nmf

  18. skyewonderland skyewonderland
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2013 1:22pm UTC
    What if someone had a grin like the Cheshire Cat? O-o

  19. * Sabaism * * Sabaism *
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2013 2:05am UTC
    Once upon a time
    There was a moose
    The moose was a beautiful moose
    Until the magical lollipop showed up
    The moose was told not to eat it
    So... He did
    The moose died
    All the forest animals feasted on his meat and let his bones to rot
    The end ^-^
    ~From the mind of 7th grade me...
    I am suddenly terrifyed of myself ;-;

  20. Cammie Cammie
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2013 9:12pm UTC
    if u ever feel bad about yourself just think about the people
    who use their selfies as their lock screen or wallpaper

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