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  1. musicure musicure
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2016 6:07pm UTC
    Don't let the sun steal you away,
    Don't let your mind speak louder than your
    heart

  2. movemountains movemountains
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2015 10:34pm UTC
    you put all your faith and trust into that nail polish
    and it turns around and looks completely different on your nail than it does in the bottle.

  3. Gal_in_Wonderland Gal_in_Wonderland
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2014 6:43pm UTC
    Just painted my nails
    for the first time in a year
    and I feel so pretty
    :3

  4. DestinyCaribou DestinyCaribou
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2014 6:53pm UTC
    Brother: I have nails and I know how to use them.
    Me: I have teeth and I know how to use them.
    Brother: I have a broom and I can wack you with it.
    Me: I have a foot. You have balls. I think we have a clear winner here.
    Brother: *Waddles away*

  5. ᴏɴᴄᴇ-ᴜᴘᴏɴ-ᴀ-ᴍɪᴅsᴜᴍᴍᴇʀ-ᴍᴏʀɴɪɴɢ* ᴏɴᴄᴇ-ᴜᴘᴏɴ-ᴀ-ᴍɪᴅsᴜᴍᴍᴇʀ-ᴍᴏʀɴɪɴɢ*
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2014 1:59pm UTC
    I don't care what the person has done to you. Don't judge them on their body. I don't care if they are ninety pounds or four hundred. I don't care if they have a face full of zits or foundation or both. I don't care how many boobs they have or their size. Their clothes, their hair, their nails don't matter. They're appearence is not harmful to your health, so leave them the fOnceUponAMidSummerMorninguck alone.

  6. musicismylife131313 musicismylife131313
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2014 11:38pm UTC
    Carrie Underwood's new nail polish line
    is pretty much just like her... perfection

  7. Iwannacookie2304 Iwannacookie2304
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2014 12:04pm UTC
    My nails are so long i look like f/cking wolverine

  8. Jordan.* Jordan.*
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2013 6:34pm UTC
    You bite your nails.
    he clicks his pen,
    I smoke cigarettes,
    we all die in the end.

  9. omgitsglish* omgitsglish*
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2013 1:29am UTC
    
    yougotdesignershadesjusttohideyourface
    ?
    ?
    ?
    i'm still having trouble
    searching for myself

  10. Amboolovesyou Amboolovesyou
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2013 5:08pm UTC
    There is nothing worse than smudging your manicure as you're putting away the nail polish

  11. juju1 juju1
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2013 8:46pm UTC
    Rule of Life 4
    All problems can be solved with a hammer, some nails, glue and some
    duct tape
    nmf/mq (juju1)

  12. Cameron* Cameron* happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2013 9:22pm UTC
    Guys! I'm fluffing scared; I think my hormones are gaining on me! I have a sudden desire to paint my nails (specifically black), and I'm thinking about boys more. And, oh lord, fluffing help me!!! And, I'm feeling more social and I'm not supposed to be!!! What's happening to me?!

  13. xiambreecx xiambreecx
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2013 8:42pm UTC
    i got like really mad at my hands today because i couldnt paint my nails without turning my hands purple.

  14. ghost town girl* ghost town girl*
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2013 7:11pm UTC
    is it just me or do nails only grow in the shower cuz theyre always longer when i get out its weird

  15. Skimrande Skimrande
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2013 6:26pm UTC
    I know it's a total stereotype for really preppy girls to break a nail and then make a huge deal about it but like have you ever tried growing your fingernails to a decent length because it takes like three months and if one breaks and f/cks everything up it actually is kinda devastating
    .

  16. ThatWeirdGirl* ThatWeirdGirl*
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2013 10:05pm UTC
    You never realize how much you use
    your nails
    until after you just finished
    painting them

  17. Halo Angel1* Halo Angel1*
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2013 12:01am UTC
    The thought of wearing really long fake nails scare me. I'm way too accident prone to be walking around with two inch long weapons on my fingers.

  18. countrychic98 countrychic98
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2013 11:42pm UTC
    Never paint your nails and try to make a sandwich while your nails are still wet.
    you only make that mistake once:)

  19. kelly* kelly*
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2013 4:04am UTC
    Celebrities only
    blow kisses just to show off their funky nail art.
    format by ThatsSoMeee

  20. ANNAFRIDA ANNAFRIDA
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2013 4:26pm UTC
    I wanted to paint my
    nails
    but I had trouble picking
    colour
    navy was my favourite
    because it reminded me of the
    night sky
    but so I asked you
    and you told me your favourite
    was yellow
    and you told me I would look
    pretty
    in yellow claws
    so I put down the bottle filled
    with midnight blue
    because it used to be my
    favourite colour
    and I painted my nails yellow
    for you
    yellow is an awful colour
    f.a

:)

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