Milk Quotes

someoneinhiding

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August 26, 2013 9:41am UTC

You are about to make your morning bowl of lucky charms when you see that you are all out of milk. Frantically you rush to the store. Once you get to the milk section thought there is only this one small section of some purple liquid labeled as milk. But you aren't so sure so you ask the cashier about it. He reassures you that it tastes the same as normal milk it just looks different because the new brand makes it that way. But you aren't so sure. You look at it for a few more minutes and decide just to go across the street to the gas station and grab some normal milk.
And this ladies and gentlemen is how rac.sm was born... because people are afraid of the unknown and fear drives people to overcome and take control... before they even check the ingredients and see what it is all about.

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Overcast-Kid*
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August 23, 2013 9:48pm UTC

Milk: she wants the D
Milk: VITAMIN D

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iambubbles
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August 19, 2013 7:54pm UTC

I really wish my cookies
would stop commiting suicide
in my milk
-_-

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ProfessorPickle
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August 16, 2013 5:20am UTC

I'm not the type to sort of sit and cry over spilt milk. I'm too busy looking for the next cow.

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fruitsbasket
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August 3, 2013 7:21pm UTC

Don't cry over spilt milk, young Billy.
I whisper as a pour milk in his eyes.

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Dishonored*
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July 28, 2013 2:11am UTC

Friend: What does cereal say to milk?
Friend: You make me wet ;)
Friend: Ow, grandma stop hitting me!

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Red dragon*
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July 27, 2013 5:55pm UTC

You know you weren’t an ordinary child
When you didn’t blow bubbles in your milk

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iambubbles
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July 24, 2013 12:18pm UTC

I feel bad for the guy who invented milk...
He would have to explain what he was doing to the cow.

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AskingAlexandriaSWS
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June 30, 2013 1:34am UTC

PEN1S

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louhrrys
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June 13, 2013 5:03pm UTC

i sell bagged milk and bagged milk accessories

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DuckRepairer
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June 10, 2013 6:36am UTC

I know milk does good for the body but D.A.M.N. how much did you drink?

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Girl With a Cat Head*
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June 5, 2013 1:51pm UTC

"The only girl I've ever loved was born with roses in her eyes, But then they buried her alive one evening 1945 with just her sister at side and only weeks before the guns all came and rained on everyone."

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