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  1. macccy_xo macccy_xo
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2013 3:07pm UTC
    "dude look at the personality on that girl"
    "dang man i'd talk to her all night long"

  2. bye* bye*
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2013 5:45pm UTC
    My friend and her bf just broke up and she called me crying and I was all like “You’re going to fall in love so many times before you find the one you’ll be with forever. So think of it this way; you’re one heartbreak closer to happily ever after." and I think she thought I was being deep and insightful, but really I was quoting wizards of waverly place

  3. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2013 7:31pm UTC
    How roll call will go in the future:
    Teacher: Welcome to class students! Please say 'here' when I call your name.
    Teacher: Albus
    Albus: Here!
    Teacher: Doctor
    Doctor: Oh, yes, um, hello. I can't talk at the moment, time's gone wibbly. Probably leave a message at the tone or something.
    Teacher: Um... okay? Hermione
    Hermione: Yes, I'm here! And when's our first test? I've been studying all Summer and-
    Red-headed boy in class: Oh my god, Hermione, shut up!
    Teacher: And you must be Ron! Okay then, Primrose
    Primrose: Here
    Random girl in back of class: I VOLUNTEER!!!
    Teacher: And I see Katniss has made it today as well, welcome.
    Blonde boy: Katniss is here?! Yes! Her Katniss, try this bread I baked this morning!
    Brunette boy: Oh, you'd better keep your hands off her! She's my best friend! We go hunting together!
    Teacher: Peeta! Gale! Stop fighting over Katniss and sit down.
    Teacher: Rory
    Doctor: Oh, Rory died yesterday, ma'am. But he should be back again tomorrow.
    Teacher: Oh...kay? And lastly, Draco.
    Draco: I'm LAST?! My father will hear about this!

  4. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2013 4:57pm UTC
    Shoutout to the kid that whispers
    the answer
    to you when the teacher calls on you but you weren’t paying attention

  5. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2013 2:25pm UTC
    We are all guilty
    of saving old messages from someone
    who became really special in our lives
    and going to familiar places
    that gives us that small twinge in our hearts
    and smiles on our faces.
    It’s one of the most bittersweet feelings ever
    because every time that person crosses our minds,
    we remember the instances when
    we were happy and complete.

  6. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2013 8:59am UTC
    valentines day
    (5 of 10)
    you know when
    a person is so hot you just
    want to shake his mothers
    hand and say 'well done'
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 | l o v e

  7. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2013 2:41pm UTC
    We look
    at ourselves
    and pick out any feature,
    physical or mental,
    and criticize it.
    Others look at us and pick out that very same feature,
    and may think it’s the most beautiful thing
    they’ve ever laid their eyes on.
    It’s truly crazy how that is...

  8. Living_Life_Freely Living_Life_Freely
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2013 1:38pm UTC
    Dear boys,
    if she gets shoved into you,
    she likes you

  9. MissTomlinson MissTomlinson
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2013 5:11pm UTC
    Niall Horan: I hate it when girls act stupid because they think it's cute. Intelligence is attractive.
    Me: One particle of unobtanium has a nuclear reaction with a flux capacitor, carry the two, change it's atomic isotope into a raioactive spider. follow for a follow.

  10. Steve Steve
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2013 8:42pm UTC
    Love me when I least deserve it, because that's when I really need it.
    — Swedish Proverb

  11. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2013 11:23am UTC
    when
    you discover new music and it feels like you found jesus
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  12. dani64 dani64
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2013 5:00pm UTC
    Whatt if I ever do get a boyfriend?
    I wouldn't know what to do
    What do they eat?
    How often do they need to be walked?

  13. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2013 2:38pm UTC
    Do you think he remembers
    the moments too?
    Do you think he looks at a calendar
    and just pauses for a second,
    remembering the significant events that happened
    this day years in the past?
    Does a boy’s heart ache when he thinks of
    what used to be,
    or does it not even cross his mind?

  14. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2013 4:41pm UTC
    “You ever look at a picture of yourself
    and see a stranger in the background?
    It makes you wonder,
    how many strangers have pictures of you?
    How many moments of other peoples life have we been in?
    Were we a part of someone’s life when their dream came true,
    or were we there when their dream died?
    Did we keep trying to get in as if we were somehow
    destined to be there, or did the shot take us by surprise?
    Just think,
    you could be a big part of someone else’s life
    and not even know it.”
    — Lucas Scott,
    One Tree Hill

  15. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2013 7:51am UTC
    To her classmates;
    She is a quiet girl.. who doesn't talk that much.
    To her friends;
    She is a funny, outgoing girl.. that always makes them laugh.
    To her best friend;
    She is a crazy, fun girl.. that's always there for her.
    To her boyfriend;
    She is an amazing girl.. that he loves more than anything.
    And to herself;
    She's completely worthless..... it ain't right.

  16. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2013 4:17pm UTC
    That’s the problem with
    being strong
    People think they can say or do anything to you
    and you’re gonna still be standing,
    sturdy like a rock.
    People think that you’re never going to be sad,
    people think that you’re never going need them
    to be there for you,
    people expect you to be there for them
    round the clock even though
    you have your own battles to fight.
    That’s the problem with being strong...

  17. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2013 11:59am UTC
    Steve's job is really tiring
    Imagine having 300,000 teenage daughters.

  18. chickittylover chickittylover
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2013 8:30pm UTC
    Quote format edited by chickittylover
    OMG GUYS THIS LITERALLY JUST HAPPENED.
    ~me texting my crush~
    crush: heyy whats up
    me: nothing much i'm pretty
    me: oops i'm pretty tired***
    crush: haha, well it isn't a lie though. you are very pretty.
    OMGGGGGGGGGGGGG.

  19. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2013 2:31pm UTC
    It’s kind of like,
    the difference between putting your hand on your own,
    and him putting his hand on yours.
    When you touch your hand, you don’t feel it,
    nothing happens, it’s just there.
    But when he has his hand there,
    you feel everything.
    Every move of his palm,
    every squeeze of his hand,
    and every brush of his finger.
    And you feel it right down to your toes and up to your neck.
    Everything in your body tingles,
    but it’s the most wonderful thing ever.
    Every move he makes,
    he makes a difference.

  20. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2013 4:18pm UTC
    You hear a noise.
    It's a soft clink followed by footsteps in your yard. You spring to your feet, and race to the door. Flinging it open wide, you race to your backyard. There, you see one thing, and one thing only: a spilled milkshake. Happy tears fill your eyes as you gingerly pick up the milkshake. The wind blows your hair back as you stare off into the sunset and whisper softly to yourself: The boys were here.

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