Best Littlekids Quotes Ever

AnotherAverageTeenageGirl
posted a quote
January 30, 2013 6:56pm UTC

Today at school a group of students and I had to do a skit for the elementary students on what bullying is. So we showed them that bullying is something that happens everday and not just once or twice on accident. We made signs with the days of the week on it to show that it happens over a period of time and each time the sign would change the "bully" would say or do something to the "victim"
I was the "victim" in one of the skits and the "bully" was making fun of me, calling me names, you know. The entire time he was calling me stupid, said I smelled, and told me my clothes were gross. During this time maybe one or two kids would laugh, but not realy any reactions.
And then the bully said. "You are fat and ugly. You shouldn't come to school because no one wants to see your face."
After he said that there was a moment of silent and then every little kid there went "Ooohhhhhh!"
Afterwards we were standing off to the corner talking about how it went when a little boy, maybe a kindergartener came up to me.
"I just wanted to let you know that you aren't fat or ugly. You are really really pretty, and that boy shouldn't of lied to you." He then turned to the guy that way being the bully. "You do not call a girl fat or ugly! All girls are beautiful! You should be put in time out!"
I told the little boy that he was just pretending and would never really call a girl fat or ugly and the little boy looked at me and said. "Okay but he does it again let me know. I'll get him to stop." And then he walked away.
I hope that little boy never changes.

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kristabff
posted a quote
April 17, 2013 3:46pm UTC

Me: ~tapes a cheetah to the back of the school clocks~

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carson5482
posted a quote
May 29, 2013 5:41pm UTC

The little kid next door just
opened his window and yelled
"What is 27 plus 4?!"
and I yelled "It's 31!!"
and he said "Thank you God Lady!!!!"

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Jersey_Girl
posted a quote
March 23, 2013 12:40pm UTC

AT&T Guy: So what's better fast or slow?
6 Year olds: FAAAAAAAAST!!
AT&T Guy: Really, why?
Little girl: Cause if you aren't fast you can't run fast
Little girl: and then you'll get bitten by a werewolf
Little girl: and then you have to stay inside
Little girl: and then you have to shave when it gets hot
Little girl: and then you're like
Little girl: ruh ruhh ruh ruuhh ruh ruhh ruhhh
Little girl: which means
Little girl: I WISH I WAS BACK TO A HUMANNN :(
AT&T Guy: What

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overuseILOVEU
posted a quote
February 9, 2013 9:33am UTC

Babysitting:
Me: Matthew what are you doing?
Little Boy: I'm going dowstairs!
Me: With a hockey stick?
Little Boy: A HOCKEY STICK TO FIGHT THE ZOMBIES!
seems legit.

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flyingbacon7
posted a quote
September 8, 2013 7:56pm UTC

Have you ever been to the store
And you see this little kid
And you start making silly faces at them
And they start making them back
And here you are both laughing and smiling

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givingyoumyheart
posted a quote
March 19, 2013 2:38pm UTC

What is love?
By Emma K.
Age 6
Love is when you're missing some of your teeth but you're not afraid to smile because your friend will still love you even though some of you is missing.
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TheHalfbacksGirl
posted a quote
May 12, 2013 2:05pm UTC

I like little kid games online. I like Disney Princess movies. I like teddy bears. I like juice boxes. I like drawing outside with chalk. I like acting like a kid, I like pretending I'm still golden, still innocent, still iving in an ignorant bliss. I like pretending I can still grow up and become Rapunzel, or Ariel, or Cinderella. I like living in my childhood, because maybe, I don't want to grow up. I don't want to rush into adulthood, I don't want to get older before I have to. I don't understand why that's such a big deal.

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heartofgold
posted a quote
February 25, 2013 4:29pm UTC

when you get jealous because little kids are prettier than you

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kristabff
posted a quote
September 6, 2013 6:49pm UTC

THIS IS ACTUALLY THE CUTEST
MUSIC VIDEO EVER OH MY GOD?? THESE LITTLE KIDS MADE A MUSIC VIDEO AND EVERYONE FUNDED THEM AND IT'S NOT THAT BAD AWWWWWW: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YLy4j8EZIk
you can catch me and my crew eatin' hot cheetos and taki's.

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Ilovemusicsofreakingmuch
posted a quote
March 18, 2013 6:01pm UTC

that awesome moment
when your having a bad day
and a little kid makes funny faces at you
and it suddenly makes it better

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PirateChic97
posted a quote
August 24, 2013 10:42am UTC

My boyfriend kissed me at the top of the ferris wheel... super
romantic until the little girls in the cart behind us start screaming
"ewww!!! icky!!!!! kissing is icky!!!!!!"

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chachawawabubu
posted a quote
May 23, 2013 9:23pm UTC

*Today in music class*
9 year old boy: Whatya doin? Whatya doin? Whatya doin??
Me: Would you leave me alone!!
9 year old boy:
Me:
9 year old boy: *Reaches in pocket and pulls out a small bottle*
Me: What's that?
9 year old boy: Breath spray.
9 year old boy: You need it more than I do.
*Let's just say that I've never been more embarrassed in my entire life.*

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someoneinhiding
posted a quote
June 17, 2013 5:45pm UTC

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The thing is, you can always go
to little kids for the truth. They
have no filter. So if you want the
the truth, ask a child.They don;t relize they are saying anything wrong/

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chachawawabubu
posted a quote
May 21, 2013 8:21pm UTC

*Today in music class*
My friend: (To the teacher) What is the note for this? I thought I had it right.
Teacher: No, you made a mistake. The note is B.
Friend: But isn't that-
9 year old boy: Go brush your teeth!
Friend:
9 year old:
Friend:
9 year old:
Friend: Excuse me?
9 year old: I'm stoned!
*True story.

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Forever His*
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May 14, 2014 12:06pm UTC

Why Are Little Kids So Annoying, But ADORABLE At The Same Time? :O

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Skimrande
posted a quote
February 5, 2013 4:21pm UTC

Sticking your tongue out is the six-year-old equivalent
of giving someone the finger.

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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
posted a quote
February 2, 2013 10:33pm UTC

A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to the customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch as I prove it to you." The barber put two quarters in one hand and a dollar bill in the other, then he calls the boy over and asks, "Which one do you want son?" The boy takes the two quarters and leaves. "What did I tell you?" The barber asks the customer. "The boy never learns." Later, when the customer leaves he see's the little boy at an Ice Cream Parlor. "Hey son, may I ask you a question?" The customer says to the young boy. The boy nods. "Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar?" The customer asked, curious. "Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over." The boy replied.
nmq/facebook

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ArizonaDupree443
posted a quote
June 8, 2013 10:28am UTC

Uhm...
Okay so here's the problem I have...
My little sister came into my room yesterday and asked me this:
" Arizona, you contract sexual diseases by it being passed to you my other people..right? Okay so in order for you to get it someone had to give it to you, and before that happened someone gave it to them.So my question to you is... how did the first person who ever had Aids get Aids? Did it just magically appear like BAM I'M HERE FOR YOU !! ? "
She's 7. She's freaking 7.
I litereally died laughing!
simplyArizona

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just another asian*
posted a quote
June 19, 2013 1:51pm UTC

Yesterday, this little 8 yr old just walked around my block with a 4 foot Micky mouse stuffed animal on his back. it wasn't weird, except for the fact he's passed my house 6 times screaming 'Micky says what!' o-o;

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